Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, October 13 home4christmas.com is for sale! Make an offer! $50 minimum. You can use it for anything you want. Have FUN! Dearwebby Today's Bonehead Award: Naked Tweaker Desecrated A Baptismal Font ______________________________________________________ Today, October 13 in 1943 During World War II, Italy switched sides, signed an armistice with the Allies and declared war on Germany. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. --- Isaac Newton (1642 - 1727) A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. --- Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971) ______________________________________________________ There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'" The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play, he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time comes. The curtain goes up, the actor walks onto the stage, and with great passion delivers the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress." The theatre erupts. The audience is screaming with laughter, but the director is steaming! "You bloody fool!" he cries. "You have ruined me!" The actor is bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?" "No!" screams the director. "You forgot the rose!" ____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ A Rabbi, a Monk, and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. Spotting a farmhouse they walk over and tell the farmer they need a place to stay the night while they wait for a tow. "I've got room in the house for two of you but someones gonna have to sleep in the barn." says the farmer. The Rabbi say's, "I've no problem with that, I'll go." He leaves. Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Rabbi is there. He says, "Sir there is a pig in that barn; in my religion pigs are unclean, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a pig." The Monk speaks up and says, "I have no problem with pigs I'll go sleep in the barn." He leaves. Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the Monk is there. "Sir there is a cow in that barn; in my religion cows are sacred, I cannot sleep under the same roof with a cow. The lawyer responds, "I'll go sleep in the barn, I've got no religion." He leaves. Five minutes later theres a knock on the door. The farmer opens the door and the pig and the cow are standing there. _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ 1. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 2. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 A.M. It could be a right number. 3. Think about this: No one ever says, "It's only a game," when his team is winning. 4. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a Nap. 5. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it. 6. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. 7. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!) 8. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo. 9. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. 10. No one ever ruined their eyes from looking at the bright side of things. ______________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Isiah Hayes, 19, Daireus Ice, 22, Memphis, Tennessee Men indicted after mom finds video of 9-month-old being raped Two Tennessee men accused of raping a 9-month-old child and recording it has been indicted by a grand jury, according to WREG. The child's mother reported the incident to police after she found videos of the crime on a cell phone, according to the Shelby County District Attorney's Office. The suspects were later identified by police as Isiah Hayes, 19, and Daireus Ice, 22. In one of those videos, authorities say, one of the suspects was nude from the waist down and was touching himself while standing near the little girl. In another, the man was seen performing sex acts on the child, police said. The DA's office told WHBQ that Ice was the one filming while Hayes allegedly assaulted the child. The child's mother found the videos Oct. 14, 2016. A WREG article from February 2018 stated the mother was able to identify one of the suspects using social media. She then took all the information she had gathered to the police. Hayes was indicted on the aggravated rape of a child and especially aggravated sexual exploitation of a minor. Ice was indicted on the aggravated rape of a child/ criminal responsibility for the conduct of another and especially aggravated sexual exploitation of a minor. From: Carolyn Re: Why are thumbnails so bad? Dear Webby If Thumbnails are so bad, why do the paint programs lety you make them? Carolyn Dear Carolyn Unless you use weird formats, that don't work on the net, like .PDP or .PSD, you can not restore a picture to the original size. Thumbnails ARE valuable, the same way as icons are. You use them to link to the full size picture, but you can not restore the original picture from an icon. That reminds me of this story: There was a noisy and demanding family reunion going on in a restaurant. They kept demanding all kinds of extras and were a royal pain in the nuisance for the waiter. He kept his composure, thinking he woud get a decent tip. They gave him a one dollar tip. After that they asked him to take a picture of them and take special care because some were close to dying and would not be alive at the next reunion. He fussed around and make them stand at attention for five minutes, and moved some of them around for a better composition. Then he took 3 pictures, carefully cutting their heads off. Thumbnails are the same thing. You better save the original under one name and the thumbnail under a different name. Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. No need to re-install them. The only mover recommended by Intel and Microsoft. An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer. 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A real smooth talker who prided himself on being the ladies man finally met his match one night. The man had just learned that his father only had days to live and that he would inherit over ten million dollars. Overjoyed at the promised wealth, he celebrated at the local bar, where he just happened to see a drop dead gorgeous long legged woman. Of course, he couldn't wait to work his charms on her and indeed she was so interested in him, they went back to his house together. The next day she became his soon-to-be rich stepmother. ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Frugal Toys - Deck of Cards Kids can play Go Fish, War, Old Maid, Crazy Eights, Solitaire, and other simple games. Cards can also be used to build card houses or to do magic tricks. Check out a book of card games at the library and kids can entertain themselves for hours. Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com ____________________________________________________ | | How to exterminate rats on an Island. |
___________________________________________________ Sherry the secretary walked into her boss's office and said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you" "Sherry honey, why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once." "Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary. "You're not sterile." ___________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
There are three religious truths: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters | Today October 13 in 1775 The U.S. Continental Congress ordered the construction of a naval fleet. 1792 The cornerstone of the Executive Mansion was laid in Washington, DC. The building became known as the White House in after it was renovated and whitewashed after the Canucks set it on fire in the war of 1812. Hence the name WHITE house, 1812 American forces were defeated at the Battle of Queenstown Heights. The British victory effectively ended a further U.S. invasion of Canada. 1843 B'nai B'rith, the Jewish organization, was founded by Henry Jones and eleven others in New York City, NY. 1854 The state of Texas ratified a state constitution. 1943 During World War II, Italy switched sides, signed an armistice with the Allies and declared war on Germany. 1944 American troops entered Aachen, Germany, during World War II. 1944 During World War II, British and Greek advance units landed at Piraeus. 1951 In Atlanta, GA, a football with a rubber covering was used for the first time. Georgia Tech beat Louisiana State 25-7. 1953 An ultrasonic burglar alarm was patented by Samuel Bagno. 1981 Egyptian voters elected Vice President Hosni Mubarak as the new president one week after Anwar Sadat was assassinated. 1989 U.S. President George H.W. Bush called for an overthrow of the Panamanian ruler Manuel Antonio Noriega. The US kidnapped him and brought him to the US for trial. 1992 A commercial flight record was set by an Air France supersonic jetliner for circling the Earth in 33 hours and one minute. 1995 Walt Disney World Resort admitted its 500-millionth guest. 1999 The U.S. Senate rejected the ratification of the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty (CTBT). 2010 Near Copiap, Chile, 33 miners were trapped underground in San Jos Mine. The miners were rescued after 69 days underground. 2018 Do smiled. |
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