Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, September 4 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Man arrested for having sex with drugged 14-year-old girl while parked in the middle of the road ___________________________________________________ Today, Sept 4 in 1833 Barney Flaherty answered an ad in "The New York Sun" and became the first newsboy/paperboy at the age of 10. ____________________________________________________ Two writers of modern poetry who had been bitter rivals for years met on a busy street corner. "You know, since we last met, my audience has increased!" the first said. "Congratulations!" the second one said. "How did you do it? By marriage or by adoption? " ____________________________________________________ The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it. --- Frank Herbert (1920 - 1986) ____________________________________________________ Mustafa Tezcan Turkey-Antalya ____________________________________________________ 3 year-old Kelli went with her neighbor girl to church for First Communion practice. The pastor has the children cup their hands, and when he gives them the Host in this practise case, a piece of bread- he says: "God be with you." Apparently this made quite an impression on Kelli. She came home and told her mother to cup her hands and bend down. Kelli took a piece of bread from her sandwich, placed it in her mother's hands, and whispered, in her most angelic voice: "God will get you." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Moises Vaca 22, Stockton, California, USA Man arrested for having sex with drugged 14-year-old girl while parked in the middle of the road It didn't take CHP officers long to realize that a car stopped in the middle of Belmont Avenue early Tuesday morning was posing much more than just a road hazard. The Fresno County Sheriff's Office says inside the Chrysler Sedan, officers found 22-year-old Moises Vaca of Stockton having sex with a 14-year-old girl. The girl was sent to the hospital for treatment of an unknown substance. It's still not known what the relationship is between the man and the teenager or how long they have been in contact, but authorities believe he traveled from Stockton to meet up with her. "We think there might be ties to human trafficking in this case," says Tony Botti with the Fresno County Sheriff's Office. "We do know that our victim belongs to a group home in the Fresno area. Just based on our experiences, when you have victims like this and just looking at the circumstances of the suspect, there might be a bigger story here." The man's 18-month-old son was also found asleep in the back seat of the car. He is now in the care of Child Protective Services. Debra Rush founded Breaking the Chains, an organization that helps survivors of human Trafficking. "The fact that this child came from a group home made her 80 percent more likely to be trafficked," she said. She says Fresno's location between LA and the Bay Area makes it a hot spot for sex trafficking. "We see buyers who don't want to be exposed in their own communities flooding into here," she said. Vaca is now facing multiple felony charges, including rape of a drugged victim and sex with a minor. This is the first time law enforcement has dealt with him locally, but detectives will be combing through his past. They say they still have more to learn from the victim. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Elaine Re: Printer weight Dear Webby, Why are laser printers so much heavier than inkjet? I thought it was time to finally get a laser printer, so I had a look at a few at Staples and luckily tried to turn one around to see the back side. There is NO WAY I could lug one of those up my stairs and into where it needs to be. WHY? Elaine Dear Elaine An ink squirter has just a small, lightweight printhead, that buzzes back and forth over the paper. A modern Laser has 4 or more of everything, one for every color, and it even retracts the paper and runs it through again to print the back side too. And after each phase it melts the toner into the paper. There IS actually lot going on. The simple and light weight laser printers of the 90s are long gone. You can try telling the salesman there that you will buy the printer, if they deliver and install it. With items that cost more than $50 they often do that. Since they last many years, it would even be worth paying a deliver charge. I managed to cart my Lexmark home and into my office a year or two ago, but when that one expires, on the next one I will demand delivery. Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ Wife: "I'm happy to see that the neighbors finally returned our lawn mower before they moved. They certainly had it long enough." Husband: "*Our* lawn mower? I just bought it at the garage sale they're having." ____________________________________________ Linda was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist. Linda kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed. With about six other patients waiting, Linda marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder. "Mommy," she yelled, "wake up! This is not church!" ____________________________________________ A secretary came in late for work the third day in a row. Her boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect you to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. Who told you you could come and go as you please around here?" Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, "My doctor told me..... You are going to be a daddy." ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, Sept 4, in 0476 Romulus Augustulus, the last emperor of the western Roman Empire, was deposed when Odoacer proclaimed himself King of Italy. 1609 English navigator Henry Hudson began exploring the island of Manhattan. 1781 Los Angeles, CA, was founded by Spanish settlers. The original name was "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora La Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula," which translates as "The Town of the Queen of Angels." 1825 New York Governor Clinton ceremoniously emptied a barrel of Lake Erie water in the Atlantic Ocean to consummate the "Marriage of the Waters" of the Great Lakes and the Atlantic. 1833 Barney Flaherty answered an ad in "The New York Sun" and became the first newsboy/paperboy at the age of 10. 1882 Thomas Edison's Pearl Street electric power station began operations in New York City. It was the first display of a practical electrical lighting system. 1885 The Exchange Buffet opened in New York City. It was the first self-service cafeteria in the U.S. 1886 Geronimo, and the Apache Indians he led, surrendered in Skeleton Canyon in Arizona to Gen. Nelson Miles. 1888 George Eastman registered the name "Kodak" and patented his roll-film camera. The camera took 100 exposures per roll. 1894 A strike in New York City by 12,000 tailors took place to protest sweatshops. 1899 An 8.3 earthquake hit Yakutat Bar, AK. 1917 The American expeditionary force in France suffered its first fatalities in World War I. 1921 The first police broadcast was made by radio station WIL in St. Louis, MO. 1923 The first American dirigible, the "Shenandoah," began its maiden voyage in Lakehurst, NJ. 1944 During World War II, British troops entered the city of Antwerp, Belgium. 1948 The Dutch Queen Wilhelmina left her throne for health reasons. 1949 The longest pro tennis match in history was played when Pancho Gonzales and Ted Schroeder played 67 games in five sets. 1951 The first live, coast-to-coast TV broadcast took place in the U.S. The event took place in San Francisco, CA, from the Japanese Peace Treaty Conference. It was seen all the way to New York City, NY. 1957 The Arkansas National Guard was ordered by Governor Orval Faubus to keep nine black students from going into Little Rock's Central High School. 1957 The Ford Motor Company began selling the Edsel. The car was so unpopular that it was taken off the market after only two years. 1967 Michigan Gov. George Romney said during a TV interview that he had undergone "brainwashing" by U.S. officials while visiting Vietnam in 1965. 1981 The Soviet Union began war games with about 100,000 troops on the Polish border. 1983 U.S. officials announced that there had been an American plane, used for reconnaissance, in the vicinity of the Korean Air Lines flight that was shot down. 1986 South African security forces halted a mass funeral for the victims of the riot in Soweto. 1989 A reconnaissance satellite was released by the Air Force's Titan Three rocket. The Titan Three set over 200 satellites into space between 1964 and 1989. 1993 Pope John Paul II started his first visit to the former Soviet Union. 1993 Jim Abbott (New York Yankees) pitched a no-hitter. Abbott had been born without a right hand. 1995 The Fourth World Conference on Women was opened in Beijing. There were over 4,750 delegates from 181 countries in attendance. 1998 In Mexico, bankers stopped approving personal loans and mortgages. 1998 The International Monetary Fund approved a $257 million loan for the Ukraine. 1998 Google was incorporated as a privately held company. 1998 While in Ireland, U.S. President Clinton said the words "I'm sorry" for the first time about his affair with Monica Lewinsky and described his behavior as indefensible. 1999 The United Nations announced that the residents of East Timor had overwhelmingly voted for independence from Indonesia in a referendum held on August 30. In Dili, pro-Indonesian militias attacked independence supporters, burned buildings, blew up bridges and destroyed telecommunication facilities. 2003 Keegan Reilly, 22, became the first parapalegic climber to reach the peak of Japan's Mount Fuji. 2021 Do smiled. |
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