Good Morning, Do! Today is Tuesday, September 24 ____________________________________________________ Today, September 24 in  1869 Thousands of businessmen were financially ruined after a panic on Wall Street. The panic was caused by an attempt to corner the gold market by Jay Gould and James Fisk. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ 
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 Today's Bonehead Award: Black Kansas City Man Rapes and Murders His Own Daughter, Blames Slavery and White Racism  _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!  _______________________________________________ Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. --- Andre Gide (1869 - 1951) _______________________________________________ Rosita got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got lost in a snowstorm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot now, but you can follow me over to K-Mart" ________________________________________________`   Tufted Coquette, Trinidad ____________________________________________________ 
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 ___________________________________________________     An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Jerry Bausby, 43, In Jail for good  Black Kansas City Man Rapes and Murders His Own Daughter, Blames Slavery and White Racism  Obviously white racism and the historical legacy of slavery compelled this black male to rape and murder his black daughter. After all, white racism is far worse than black murder. Right? Paul Kersey, UNZ REVIEW A Black Kansas City man raped and murder his own daughter, while blaming slavery and White Racism. Thanks Democrats! A man who blamed slavery and racism for his plight in life will die in prison after being sentenced to consecutive life sentences for raping and killing his teenage daughter. A Jackson County judge sentenced Jerry Bausby, 43, to consecutive life sentences for the March 21, 2016, murder of his daughter, Daizsa. Jackson County Prosecutor Jean Peters Baker had asked the judge to hand down the maximum sentences after Jerry was convicted in July by a jury on one count of second-degree murder as well as one count each of sodomy, incest and sexual abuse in the first degree. Bausby, 18, was a senior at the Kansas City Public School District's Southwest Early College Campus/Early College Academy when she was found dead in a room at the Four Acres Mote in the 800 block of Hickman Mills Drive in Kansas City, Missouri. Police linked Jerry to the killing through DNA evidence. Several people, including her sister, LaKendra Bausby, testified during Jerry's sentencing. LaKendra told the judge that she and her sister had tough lives, according to a news release from the Jackson County Prosecutor's Office. Jerry spoke for 45 minutes, mentioning his daughter only once and blaming racism and what he viewed as slavery in modern America as forming him into what he was, according to a release from the Jackson County prosecutor. 
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 One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?" The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast." "What about the green one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes." "What about the red one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "That one's $10,000." The man says, "What does HE do?" The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him boss." ___________________________________________________  Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com font color="#009990"> Protecting Wood When Removing a Nail Put an old plastic spatula under the head of the hammer when trying to remove a nail. It protects the wood or wall and is easy to find in your toolbox. thriftyfun.Com  If you don't have a plastic spatula, the plastic lid of a half quart yoghurt or ice cream tub will work just fine too. Bonus trick: Cut a slit into the lid and slide it around a nail to hold it while you hammer it in. Hurts a lot less than when you hit your fingers, and also protects the wood. Have FUN! DearWebby  ____________________________________________________  
  
 
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 ___________________________________________________ "A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the con- tinents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said, 'A-E-I-O-U!'" -Jessica Simpson "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." -Britney Spears ___________________________________________________ >From Trina My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often turns to me for advice. Recently I was in the shower when he poked his head in to ask, "What should I feed Lily for lunch?" "That's up to you," I replied. "There's all kinds of food. Why don't you pretend I'm not home?" A few minutes later, my cell phone rang. I hopped out of the shower to answer it and heard my husband saying, "Yeah, hi, honey. Uh...what should I feed Lily for lunch?" ___________________________________________________ A pipe burst in a senators house, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the senator a bill for $600. The senator exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a senator!" The plumber smiled and replied: "Considering how much your loopholes leak, you shouldn't. MY work doesn't leak." __________________________________________________ 
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 Today, September 24 in 1869 Thousands of businessmen were financially ruined after a panic on Wall Street. The panic was caused by an attempt to corner the gold market by Jay Gould and James Fisk. 1915 "The Lamb," Douglas Fairbanks first film, was shown at the Knickerbocker Theater in New York City, NY. 1929 The first all-instrument flight took place in New York when Lt. James H. Doolittle guided a Consolidated NY2 Biplane over Mitchell Field. 1933 "Roses and Drums" was heard on WABC in New York City. It was the first dramatic presentation for radio. 1938 Don Budge became the first tennis player to win all four of the major titles when he won the U.S. Tennis Open. He had already won the Australian Open, the French Open and the British Open. 1957 U.S. President Eisenhower sent federal troops to Little Rock, AR, to enforce school integration. 1960 The first nuclear powered aircraft carrier was launched. The USS Enterprise set out from Newport News, VA. 1995 Three decades of Israeli occupation of West Bank cities ended with the signing of a pact by Israel and the PLO. 2001 U.S. President George W. Bush froze the assets of 27 suspected terrorists and terrorist groups. 2019 Do smiled.