Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, November 17 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: Purple Instagram Star Pleads Not Guilty Following Boca Raton Arrest ___________________________________________________ Today, November 17 in 1869 The Suez Canal opened in Egypt, linking the Mediterranean and the Red seas. ____________________________________________________ The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know. --- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) ____________________________________________________ Jim's wife had a sex change...Now it's Wednesday's and Saturday's instead of Tuesday's and Friday's. ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ An Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went dead, just when headquarters initiated a call to him. Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the command station. When the major and the sergeant ran in, the group cheered their arrival. The commanding officer then stepped forward and shook the major's hand. "Don't congratulate me, sir," he said modestly as he pointed to his driver. "It was all the sergeant's doing." The commanding officer nodded and turned to the sergeant. "Congratulations," he said. "The major's wife just had a baby girl." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Julia Grissom, Boca Raton Jail, Florida, USA Purple Instagram Star Pleads Not Guilty Following Boca Raton Arrest The Instagram Celebrity known as ShakerGirl797 says she is not guilty of stealing a car in North Carolina, then driving it to Boca Raton where she posted pictures of herself and the car on Instagram. Julia Grissom entered the Not Guilty plea in Palm Beach County Criminal Court on Wednesday. Grissom, according to police, stole the Dodge Challenger in North Carolina, then drove it to Boca Raton. Police in North Carolina called Boca PD when Grissom allegedly posted photos of herself on Instagram, saying she was heading to a hair salon in East Boca with the stolen car. Police moved in and took Grissom into custody. We are republishing the police report from our original story on October 29th. We note that Grissom is now represented by West Palm Beach Criminal Defense Attorney David Goudreau POLICE REPORT On 10/27/2021 at approximately 1330hrs, I responded to the area of 176 E Boca Raton Road in reference to an assist to Charlotte Police Department (CPD). CPD advised they had information that a suspect in an ongoing investigation from their jurisdiction was possibly coming to the area of Boca Raton at approximately 1400hrs. CPD reported that W/F Julia Grissom (11/04/1997) has an active warrant for Robbery out of Charlotte NC. In addition to her name and dob CPD also provided a physical description of her. Grissom reportedly has purple hair with a thin build. They also stated that she likely would arrive in a dark gray or black Dodge Challenger that they believed to be stolen as well. Julia Grissom is known as ShakerGirl797 on Instagram. She was known as inmate in the Palm Beach County Jail. BY: STAFF REPORT | BocaNewsNow.com BOCA RATON, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) (Copyright 2021 MetroDesk Media, LLC) The Instagram Celebrity known as ShakerGirl797 says she is not guilty of stealing a car in North Carolina, then driving it to Boca Raton where she posted pictures of herself and the car on Instagram. Julia Grissom entered the Not Guilty plea in Palm Beach County Criminal Court on Wednesday. Grissom, according to police, stole the Dodge Challenger in North Carolina, then drove it to Boca Raton. Police in North Carolina called Boca PD when Grissom allegedly posted photos of herself on Instagram, saying she was heading to a hair salon in East Boca with the stolen car. Police moved in and took Grissom into custody. We are republishing the police report from our original story on October 29th. We note that Grissom is now represented by West Palm Beach Criminal Defense Attorney David Goudreau POLICE REPORT On 10/27/2021 at approximately 1330hrs, I responded to the area of 176 E Boca Raton Road in reference to an assist to Charlotte Police Department (CPD). CPD advised they had information that a suspect in an ongoing investigation from their jurisdiction was possibly coming to the area of Boca Raton at approximately 1400hrs. CPD reported that W/F Julia Grissom (11/04/1997) has an active warrant for Robbery out of Charlotte NC. In addition to her name and dob CPD also provided a physical description of her. Grissom reportedly has purple hair with a thin build. They also stated that she likely would arrive in a dark gray or black Dodge Challenger that they believed to be stolen as well. Per CPD, Grissom reportedly posted on her Instagram (Shakergirl797) that she had an appointment at a salon in Boca Raton at 1400hrs. Officers from BRPD set up with view of both entrances to the establishment. At approximately 1355hrs, a W/F with purple hair and same build as described by CPD, approached the south entrance of the building from the south. Ofc. Stepp and I made contact with the female who identified herself as Julia Grissom. I detained Grissom in handcuffs and explained to her that she possibly had a warrant out of NC, BRPD Dispatch confirmed the warrant and Grissom was placed under arrest. I asked Grissom how she arrived at the location. She confirmed that she arrived in a black Dodge Challenger which she stated she parked just south of our location. Ofc. Schuss arrived on scene shortly after to conduct a search of Grissoms person. Police, according to the report, then found a key fob that triggered the Dodge Challenger. Again, more from the official police report: Ofc. Bradley confirmed that the key fob belonged to this vehicle as the fob successfully unlocked it. Ofc. Bradley reported that he also observed stickers on the windows for the Instagram name Shakergirl797. Ofc. Bradley stated that when he tried to locate a VIN number for the vehicle, it appeared that they had either been tampered with and/or removed. Ofc. Bradley also reported that the black exterior of the vehicle was a wrap and that the original color of the vehicle is green. The vehicle was later towed to BRPD for further investigation. I read Grisson her Miranda warning from a pre-printed card. She advised that she understood and agreed to answer my questions. At first, Grissom denied knowledge of the vehicle being stolen. She stated that she paid $50,0000 in cash for the vehicle to a friend. The friend was described as a B/M but could not recall his name. She further stated that she had the title but not with her. It was clear to me that Grissom was being evasive in her responses and lying to me. I explained to her that if she did not want to answer my questions truthfully then she could simply exercise her right to remain silent and speak to an attorney. I explained to her that based on all of the evidence linking her to the vehicle, I was charging her for being in possession of the stolen vehicle as well as the warrant. Grissom became emotional and began to cry. She stated that she wanted to talk but not in front of so many people. Post Miranda Grissom admitted that she knew the vehicle was stolen. She stated that she did not steal the vehicle herself but did realize it was stolen. She confirmed that she personally added the dark wrap to the vehicle to disguise the appearance and placed the NC tag on it. Grissom stated that the NC Tag attached to the vehicle is hers, however, it is registered in a friends name. This portion appeared to be truthful Julia Grissom was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail late and later released on $5,000 bond. She has been ordered to stay in Palm Beach County until further notice. Despite report to BocaNewsNow.com that the stolen car was returned to Grissom, there is no notice of that in the court file. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Diane Re: Supply Chain Dear Webby What kind of shortages do we have to expect, that will be blamed on supply chain problems? Here we have toilet paper problmes already. Diane Dear Diane Toilet paper problems seem to indicate that your Covid is spread by *ssholes and politicians, since the paper is made in the US and Canada, and not held up in the import harbors. California blocking Owner-Operator trucks and trucks older than 10 years of course causes big problems. That is a purely political problem, that won't go away until you get a new government. Toilet paper is just an indicator of things to come. 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_____________________________________________ A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven." Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I know! He's in our bathroom!!!" The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well . . . every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus H Christ, are you still in there?!" ______________________________________________ An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging. ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
Overheard in the elevator: I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane. It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over the keyboard on my laptop! ___________________________________________________ | Today, November 17, in 1558 Elizabeth I ascended the English throne upon the death of Queen Mary Tudor. 1603 Sir Walter Raleigh went on trial for treason. 1796 Catherine the Great of Russia died at the age of 67. 1798 Irish nationalist leader Wolfe Tone committed suicide while in jail awaiting execution. 1800 The U.S. Congress held its first session in Washington, DC, in the partially completed Capitol building. 1869 The Suez Canal opened in Egypt, linking the Mediterranean and the Red seas. 1880 The first three British female graduates received their Bachelor of Arts degrees from London University. 1903 Russia's Social Democrats officially split into two groups Bolsheviks and Mensheviks. 1904 The first underwater submarine journey was taken, from Southampton, England, to the Isle of Wight. 1913 The steamship Louise became the first ship to travel through the Panama Canal. 1913 In Germany, Kaiser Wilhelm banned the armed forces from dancing the tango. 1922 Siberia voted for union with the U.S.S.R. 1962 Washington's Dulles International Airport was dedicated by U.S. President Kennedy. 1968 NBC cut away from the final minutes of a New York Jets- Oakland Raiders game to begin a TV special, "Heidi," on schedule. The Raiders came from behind to beat the Jets 43- 32. 1970 The Soviet Union landed an unmanned, remote-controlled vehicle on the moon, the Lunokhod 1. The vehicle was released by Luna 17. 1973 U.S. President Nixon told an Associated Press managing editors meeting in Orlando, FL, "people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook." 1979 Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini ordered the release of 13 female and black American hostages being held at the U.S. Embassy in Tehran. 1982 The Empire State Building was added to the National Register of Historical Places. 1988 Benazir Bhutto became the first woman leader of an Islamic country. She was elected in the first democratic elections in Pakistan in 11 years. 1990 A mass grave was discovered by the bridge over the River Kwai in Thailand. The bodies were believed to be those of World War II prisoners of war. 1990 The Soviet government agreed to change the country's constitution. 1997 62 people were killed by 6 Islamic militants outside the Temple of Hatshepsut in Luxor, Egypt. The attackers were killed by police. 1997 Mario Lemieux was voted into the NHL Hall of Fame. 2001 "Toys "R" Us Times Square The Center of the Toy Universe" opened in New York City. 2006 Sony's PlayStation 3 went on sale in the United States. 2010 Reasearchers trapped 38 antihydrogen atoms. It was the first time humans had trapped antimatter. 2021 Do smiled. |
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