Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, October 23 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award Fresno mother murdered, suspect shot by police _____________________________________________________ Today, October 23 in 1910 Blanche S. Scott became the first American woman to make a public solo airplane flight in the United States. _____________________________________________________ It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. --- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) _____________________________________________________ A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you." "I know," said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone." _____________________________________________________ Wild horses near Sundre, Alberta Besmellah Samim ___________________________________________________ After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came around and she asked again. The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby." ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Miguel Carranza. 22, Fresno, California, USA Fresno mother murdered, suspect shot by police The comfort of a family is the only thing helping ease Irma Carranza's pain. Her sister, 57-year-old Delia, was stabbed to death Saturday evening by her son, 22-year-old Miguel Carranza. "We miss her so much, and no, we'll never be able to see her again," Carranza told Action News in Spanish. It happened at Delia's home off Cedar and Balch in southeast Fresno. According to detectives, Carranza called 911, saying he killed his mother, and he was going to take his life, too. Irma says Carranza locked his mother in her bedroom as he attacked her. She claimed Delia was stabbed about 40 times. "She wasn't able to survive. She died there. She wanted to get out, but he wouldn't let her," Irma said. When police arrived, they tried to talk Carranza down. After an hour of negotiations, he finally exited the home with a knife in hand. He charged at police, and four officers fired at him. "Police officers shot him in the legs so he wouldn't get any closer to them and when he did anyway, that's when they shot him in the stomach," Carranza said. A neighbor described the disturbing scene she witnessed. "He had a huge knife in his hand, and he just had blood up all his arms," said Sarah Kormakov. "Hearing the shots, it was like you could feel the shock wave of the bullets hitting you." Carranza survived the shooting and is expected to make a full recovery. Irma and her family still don't know what could have compelled their nephew to kill the woman they loved so dearly. Irma says the 22-year-old kept to himself and was anti-social. "I think he must have been on some kind of drug that made him act that way. That's the only way he could have done that," she said. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Connie RE: Search Hijacking Dear Webby, An email from [email protected] showed up in my mailwasher last night. I knew that MailWasher flagged it for deleting for a good reason, but I was curious and decided to play with fire. I downloaded this to see what it was, but did NOT click on the included link. And it still managed to hijack the search feature on my browser. When I turned on the computer (or rebooted), a search engine list ran down the left side column of the opening page. I could close that, but the next page I went to turned into a full screen search list. The only way to close this was to shut down the browser. After spending all morning on this, I found the CWShredder. This is a very small utility that specifically removes search hijacks. I vaguely remembered the Cool Web Search Shredder. It was a guerilla program at that time, ages ago. Now it is owned by Trend Micro. I hope they paid big money to put that great little program into their stable! It is now here: https://filehippo.com/download_cwshredder/ Still works great and fast! Connie Dear Connie! Thanks for bringing the Shredder back! Everbody, be careful with the download. TrendMicro likes to slither all kinds of ALMOST related stuff into yur path. By paying attention and not getting greedy, you CAN limit the download to just what you want. But you gotta pay attention! Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ >From Marnie After I recovered from surgery, my family suggested that I write thank-you notes to everyone who sent gifts and cards. I agreed that it was a nice idea, and I asked my daughter to buy several books of 'Love' stamps at the post office. Upon returning, my daughter said, "I asked for books of Love stamps, but the clerk told me they were out of books. And all he could give me was 'Love' in the sheets." ____________________________________________ "Louisa" asked her small brother, "could you help me with my math homework?" Certainly not," replied Louisa indignantly. "It wouldn't be right." "Probably not," said her brother, "but you could at least try!" ____________________________________________ A customer was really hassling an airline agent at the ticket counter -- yelling and using foul language. However, the agent was polite, pleasant and smiled while the customer continued to abuse her. When the man finally left, the next person in line said to the agent, "Does that happen often? I can't believe how nice you were to him." The agent smiled and said, "No problem, I took care of it. He's going to Detroit. His bags are going to Bangkok." ____________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today October 23 in 1864 During the U.S. Civil War, Union forces led by Gen. Samuel R. Curtis defeated the Confederate forces in Missouri that were under Gen. Stirling Price. 1910 Blanche S. Scott became the first woman to make a public solo airplane flight in the United States. 1915 The first U.S. championship horseshoe tourney was held in Kellerton, IA. 1915 Approximately 25,000 women demanded the right to vote with a march in New York City, NY. 1942 During World War II, the British began a major offensive against Axis forces at El Alamein, Egypt. 1944 During World War II, the Battle of Leyte Gulf began. 1946 The United Nations General Assembly convened in New York for the first time. 1956 Hungarian citizens began an uprising against Soviet occupation. On November 4, 1956 Soviet forces enter Hungary with tanks and eventually suppress the uprising. 1956 NBC broadcasted the first videotape recording. The tape of Jonathan Winters was seen coast to coast in the U.S. 1958 Russian poet and novelist Boris Pasternak was awarded the Nobel Prize for literature. He was forced to refuse the honor due to negative Soviet reaction. Pasternak won the award for writing "Dr. Zhivago". 1962 During the Cuban Missile Crisis, the U.S. naval "quarantine" of Cuba was approved by the Council of the Organization of American States (OAS). 1962 The U.S. Navy reconnaissance squadron VFP-62 began overflights of Cuba under the code name "Blue Moon." 1971 The U.N. General Assembly voted to expel Taiwan and seat Communist China. 1973 U.S. President Richard M. Nixon agreed to turn over the subpoenaed tapes concerning the Watergate affair. 1978 China and Japan formally ended four decades of hostility when they exchanged treaty ratifications. 1980 The resignation of Soviet Premier Alexei N. Kosygin was announced. 1984 "NBC Nightly News" aired footage of the severe drought in Ethiopia. 1985 U.S. President Reagan arrived in New York to address the U.N. General Assembly. 1989 Hungary became an independent republic, after 33 years of Soviet rule. 1992 Japanese Emperor Akihito became the first Japanese emperor to stand on Chinese soil. 1995 Russian President Boris Yeltsin and U.S. President Bill Clinton agree to a joint peacekeeping effort in the war-torn Bosnia. 1998 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian Chairman Yasser Arafat reach a breakthrough in a land-for-peace West Bank accord. 1998 Japan nationalized its first bank since World War II. 2000 Universal Studios Consumer Products Group (USCPG) and Amblin Entertainment announced an unprecedented and exclusive three-year worldwide merchandising program with Toys "R" Us, Inc. The deal was for the rights to exclusive "E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial" merchandise starting in fall 2001. The film was scheduled for re- release in the spring of 2002. 2001 NASA's Mars Odyssey spacecraft began orbiting Mars. In 2010, it became the longest-operating spacecraft ever sent to Mars. 2020 Do smiled. |
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