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Today's Bonehead Award goes to a MO firefighter sentenced for making child porn in a fire station, after he sold his phone with it on it. Details at Boneheads ______________________________________________________ Today, March 22, in 1457 Gutenberg Bible became the first printed book. 1622 Indians attacked a group of colonists in the James River area of Virginia. 347 residents were killed. More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. --- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ There are 3 kinds of men in this world: Some remain single and make wonders happen, some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. ...the rest get married and wonder what happened! ______________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Shirley had 2 two red ears and went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a blouse and the phone rang -- but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "George from upstairs called and wanted to know what all the screaming was about." ______________________________________________________ >From FB ______________________________________________________ If you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter, please vote for it at the Ezine Finder: Thanks for your votes! ______________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Nicholas James Dickerson, 31 Branson, Missouri Firefighter sentenced for making child porn in fire station, after he sold his phone with it on it. A former Western Taney County Fire Department EMT was sentenced in federal court on Tuesday for producing child pornography. Nicholas Dickerson, 31, of Branson, was sentenced by U.S. District Judge Doug Harpool to 21 years and 10 months in federal prison without parole. The judge also sentenced Dickerson to supervised release for the rest of his life following incarceration. Dickerson, who pleaded guilty on Feb. 26, 2015, was employed by the Western Taney County Fire Protection District as an EMT less than 18 months and was a volunteer firefighter for about eight months. Dickerson was residing in living quarters at a fire station near Branson at the time of the offense. According to court documents, Dickerson sold his iPhone to a Nixa, Mo., business on Feb. 9, 2015. After the transaction was complete, an employee of the business noticed that the deleted pictures folder was still present on the screen. The employee saw an image of child pornography and alerted the store owner, who contacted law enforcement. Investigators identified the 9-year-old victim in the photo, which was taken on Feb. 7, 2015. Dickerson told investigators that he took the photo while sexually abusing the child victim in his living quarters at the fire station, and that he sexually abused the victim on multiple occasions. Dickerson also told investigators he had shown pornography to the child victim on multiple occasions. The FBI investigated the case. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Kris Re: Routing problem Dear Webby My ISP has some routing problems but of course tries to blame it on me. But since other people can get to those sites that I can't, and I can get to some sites but not all, it must be the ISP. How can I save a tracing of the route to the point where it fizzles? Kris Dear Kris Click on START, RUN type cmd and hit Enter You'll get the DOS command line. Assuming that you want to get to example.com. Type tracert example.com > c:\trace1.txt The cursor will vanish but eventually return when the tracing has been finished and saved into the file c:\trace1.txt You can open that file with NoteTab, NoteMaid, NotePad, any text editor. From there you can paste the trace route into an email. If you want to watch the tracing on the monitor, type tracert example.com Have FUN! DearWebby _____________________________________________________ >From Tom Your riddle reminded me of this one: What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name. Have a great day and thanks for the day brightener jokes, et al tom :-) ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Preventing Scissors from Rusting By Rose Anne Hutchence [7 Posts, 301 Comments] Dry them immediately when they get wet. Fill an old coffee can with rice and store your scissors, open, in the rice. If you have inherited plain iron scissors that can rust, unlike modern stainless steel scissors, dip them into a Classic CocaCola. The phosphoric acid in CocaCola turns surface iron into iron phosphate. You could also use Naval Jelly, which is simply jellied phosphoric acid and a bit more expensive. Either one turns rusty iron into a nice battleship gray. Even salt water does not harm it. There is no need to repeat that procedure more than maybe once every second or third year. Unlike expensive cooking spray, it does not wipe off. It is like a plating. ______________________________________________________ Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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_____________________________________________________ A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town for some shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!" "Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said. The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait." ___________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change." Jones sighed: "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes." "You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes." ____________________________________________________ A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a big, muddy hole in the road and the car bogged down. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today." The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? You must be doing it at night!" "No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole. My wife ploughs the fields, .... with the new tractor." ____________________________________________________ | Today on March 22 1457 Gutenberg Bible became the first printed book. 1622 Indians attacked a group of colonists in the James River area of Virginia. 347 residents were killed. 1719 Frederick William abolished serfdom on crown property in Prussia. 1733 Joseph Priestly invented carbonated water (seltzer). 1765 The Stamp Act was passed. It was the first direct British tax on the American colonists. It was repealed on March 17, 1766. 1794 The U.S. Congress banned U.S. vessels from supplying slaves to other countries. 1841 Englishman Orlando Jones patented cornstarch. 1872 Illinois became the first state to require sexual equality in employment. 1873 Slavery was abolished in Puerto Rico. 1874 The Young Men's Hebrew Association was organized in New York City. 1882 The U.S. Congress outlawed polygamy. 1895 Auguste and Louis Lumiere showed their first movie to an invited audience in Paris. 1901 Japan proclaimed that it was determined to keep Russia from encroaching on Korea. 1902 Great Britain and Persia agreed to link Europe and India by telegraph. 1903 Niagara Falls ran out of water due to a drought. 1903 In Columbia, the region near Galera De Zamba was devastated by a volcanic eruption. 1904 The first color photograph was published in the London Daily Illustrated Mirror. 1905 Child miners in Britain received a maximum 8-hour workday. 1907 Russians troops completed the evacuation of Manchuria in the face of advancing Japanese forces. 1907 In Paris, it was reported that male cab drivers dressed as women to attract riders. 1910 In Liberia, a telegraph cable linked Tenerife and Monrovia. 1915 A German zeppelin made a night raid on Paris railway 1935 In New York, blood tests were authorized as evidence in court cases. 1935 Persia was renamed Iran. 1941 The Grand Coulee Dam in Washington began operations. 1943 The Dutch workweek was extended to 54 hours. 1943 Obligatory work for woman ends in Belgium. 1946 The first U.S. built rocket to leave the earth's atmosphere reached a height of 50-miles. 1948 The United States announced a land reform plan for Korea. 1954 The first shopping mall opened in Southfield, Michigan. 1960 A.L. Schawlow & C.H. Townes obtained a patent for the laser. 1965 U.S. confirmed that its troops used chemical warfare against the Vietcong. 1974 The Viet Cong proposed a new truce with the U.S. and South Vietnam. The truce included general elections. 1981 RCA put its Selectra Vision laser disc players on the market. 1987 A barge loaded with 32,000 tons of refuse left Islip, NY, to find a place to unload. After being refused by several states and three countries space was found back in Islip. 1989 Oliver North began two days of testimony at his Iran-Contra trial in Washington, DC. 1990 A jury in Anchorage, Alaska, found Captain Hazelwood not guilty in the Valdez oil spill. 1991 Pamela Smart, a high school teacher, was found guilty in New Hampshire of manipulating her student-lover to kill her husband. 1992 A Fokker F-28 veered off a runway at New York's LaGuardia airport and into Flushing Bay, killing 27 people. 1993 Intel introduced the Pentium-processor (80586) 64 bits- 60 MHz-100+ MIPS. 1995 Russian cosmonaut Valeri Polyakov returned to Earth after setting a record for 438 days in space. 1997 Tara Lipinski, at 14 years and 10 months, became the youngest women's world figure skating champion. 2002 A collection of letters and cards sent by Princess Diana of Wales sold for $33,000. The letters and cards were written to a former housekeeper at Diana's teenage home. 2016 Do smiled. |
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