Good Morning, Do! Today is Thursday, September 26 ____________________________________________________ Today, September 26 in 1981 The Boeing 767 made its maiden flight in Everett, WA. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ | If you lcan help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Today's Bonehead Award: BC executioner sentenced to life in the Yukon _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! _______________________________________________ We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything. --- Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931) Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. --- John Russell _______________________________________________ Jill's husband was called into his bank to discuss his accounts. "Your finances are in terrible shape," the lady behind the counter stated. "Your checking account is overdrawn, your loan is overdue." "Yes, I know." said the man. "It's my wife Jill, she is out of control." "Why do you allow your wife to spend more money than you make?" asked the bank teller.. "Frankly," replied the man with a deep sigh, "because I'd rather argue with you than with her." ________________________________________________` Thanks to Gary for this picture: ____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ Reported by Gary: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Edward James Penner, Whitehorse, Yukon in jail for good in a Southern penitentiary now BC executioner sentenced to life in the Yukon Edward James Penner of B.C. has been sentenced to life in prison with no parole for 25 years, after being found guilty of first- degree murder in the death of Adam Cormack, 25, in Whitehorse two years ago. A 12-person jury delivered the verdict in Yukon Supreme Court on Thursday afternoon, after a day of deliberations. Justice Scott Brooker delivered the sentence. Penner was charged in July 2017, a few days after Cormack's body was found on a dirt road near a gravel pit north of Whitehorse. Cormack had been fatally shot once, above his right ear. The Crown spent more than two weeks laying out its case. Prosecutor Tom Lemon summarized that case Tuesday, urging jurors that the evidence "points in only one direction" that Penner planned to kill Cormack "execution style" and shot Cormack in the head with an AR-15 rifle. Lemon said Penner and Cormack were both involved in the drug trade, and that Penner came to Whitehorse to investigate a missing handgun. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: From Annette Re: Virus alert via email Hi Dear Webby, I had an email saying I had a virus, and to delete anything with that name in it. I( like a dummy) did so ( also new user). Now have problems things are terminated and damaged. Can you give me help in what to do to fix it, Next got an email saying it was a hoax. Thank you for what ever you can do. I have Windows 7. Annette Dear Annette First take a rolling pin and go tune up the idiot who gave you that bad advice, preferably before he or she does it to somebody else. How to Use System Restore in Windows 7: Navigate to the Start > All Programs > Accessories > System Tools program group. Click on the System Restore program icon. Click Next > on the Restore system files and settings window that should have appeared on the screen. Your desktop will be totally messed up and some stuff, that you had installed, will be gone, even if you had paid for it. You will have to re-install all that. For the future, please remember that Malwarebytes or McAfee do not send out alerts via email. They simply update your anti virus software and tell you with a little pop-up message at the right hand bottom of your screen when the update has been completed. With soome updates you have to reboot. Other anti-virus software is almost as civilized. They do the updates slightly differently, but NONE of them rely on chain letters at AOL. Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. Q. What do you get when you cross a lion and an ocelot? A. A political animal called a Lialot, close relative of the Cheetalot. | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
The young man told his father, "I want to marry a beautiful woman, a good woman, a smart woman, one who'll be a good mother to our kids, a woman who will make me happy." His father told him he'd better make up his mind. ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com font color="#009990"> Longer Life for Your Carpet - Rearrange Your Furniture It is good to move your furniture from time to time to change the traffic pattern in your house. Your carpet is worn down much faster where people walk. If there is a section where you cannot shift the furniture, consider a throw rug or other protection for that area. thriftyfun.Com ____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ My mother was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Marcia on the line. Will you accept the charges?" Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside screaming, "Dad! They've got Mom! And they want money!" ___________________________________________________ To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Sincerely, The Cat ___________________________________________________ In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Later the lawyers speak and the judge listens. __________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, September 26 in 1777 Philadelphia was occupied by British troops during the American Revolutionary War. 1892 "The King of Marches" was introduced to the general public. 1908 In "The Saturday Evening Post" an ad for the Edison Phonograph appeared. 1914 The U.S. Federal Trade Commission was established. 1918 During World War I, the Meuse-Argonne offensive against the Germans began. It was the final Allied offensive on the western front. 1950 U.N. troops recaptured the South Korean capital of Seoul from the North Koreans during the Korean Conflict. 1955 The New York Stock Exchange suffered its worst decline since 1929 when the word was released concerning U.S. President Eisenhower's heart attack. 1960 The first televised debate between presidential candidates Richard M. Nixon and John F. Kennedy took place in Chicago, IL. 1962 "The Beverly Hillbillies" premiered on CBS-TV. 1964 "Gilligan's Island" premiered on CBS-TV. The show aired for the last time on September 4, 1967. 1969 "The Brady Bunch" series premiered on ABC-TV. 1980 The Cuban government abruptly closed Mariel Harbor to end the freedom flotilla of Cuban refugees that began the previous April. 1981 The Boeing 767 made its maiden flight in Everett, WA. 1985 Shamu was born at Sea World in Orlando, FL. Shamu was the first killer whale to survive being born in captivity. 1986 The episode of "Dallas" that had Bobby Ewing returning from the dead was aired. 1990 The Motion Picture Association of America announced that it had created a new rating. The new NC17 rating was to keep moviegoers under the age of 17 from seeing certain films. 1991 Four men and four women began their two-year stay inside the "Biosphere II." The project was intended to develop technology for future space colonies. 1993 The eight people who had stayed in "Biosphere II" emerged from their sealed off environment. The project was abandoned when they got caught ordering Pizzas. 1995 The warring factions of Bosnia agreed on guidelines for elections and a future government. 1996 Shannon Lucid returned to Earth after being in space for 188 days. she set a time record for a U.S. astronaut in space and in the world for time spent by a woman in space. 2000 The U.S. House of Representatives passed the Born-Alive Infants Protection Act. The act states that an infant would be considered to have been born alive if he or she is completely extracted or expelled from the mother and breathes and has a beating heart and definite movement of the voluntary muscles. 2000 Slobodan Milosevic conceded that Vojislav Kostunica had won Yugoslavia's presidential election and declared a runoff. The declared runoff prompted mass protests. 2001 In Kabul, Afghanistan, the abandoned U.S. Embassy was stormed by protesters. It was the largest anti-Amercian protest since the terror attacks on New York City and Washington, DC, on September 11. 2001 Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat and Israeli Foreign Minister Shimon Peres announced plans to formalize a cease-fire and end a year of fighting in the region. 2006 Facebook was openened to everyone at least 13 years or older with a valid email address. 2019 Do smiled. |
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