Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, October 12 Looks like the Nobel commission turned down Soros and decided to NOT give a Nobel prize to his puppet Greta, the evil hypnotist from Sweden with the hateful eyes. Apparently they remembered people throwing back their prizes after Obama and Gore were given one. It may take a while, but some day the Nobel prize might be respected again. ____________________________________________________ Today, October 12 in 1492 Christopher Columbus, an Italian explorer, sighted Watling Island in the Bahamas. He believed that he had found Asia while attempting to find a Western ocean route to India. The same day he claimed the land for Isabella and Ferdinand of Spain. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Today's Bonehead Award: Hunt is on for 'pure evil' man, 40, accused of raping two-year-old girl and leaving her in critical condition _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! _______________________________________________ The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself. --- John Ciardi (1916 - 1986) Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do. --- Dale Carnegie _______________________________________________ His wife phoned Abe in the office and said: "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner." "Good" replied Abe, "make sure she's well boiled." ________________________________________________` snowplow bait ____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Roberto Lopez, 40, Immokalee, Florida Hunt is on for 'pure evil' man, 40, accused of raping two-year-old girl and leaving her in critical condition Deputies in Florida are searching for a man accused of raping a two-year-old girl and inflicting critical injuries on her. Roberto Lopez, 40, a laborer from Immokalee with a history of violent offenses, is wanted on a charge of sexual battery on a victim under the age of 12. The Collier County Sheriff's Office is asking for the public's help in tracking down the accused child rapist, labeled an 'animal' in a now-deleted Facebook post. 'This guy is pure evil and does not need to be on our street,' Sheriff Kevin Rambosk wrote on the social media page for the office. Law enforcement officials have not revealed the circumstances of the assault on the child, only saying that rape has left the toddler in critical condition, reported ClickOrlando. Deputies in Florida are searching for a man accused of raping a two-year-old girl and inflicting critical injuries on her. Roberto Lopez, 40, a laborer from Immokalee with a history of violent offenses, is wanted on a charge of sexual battery on a victim under the age of 12. The Collier County Sheriff's Office is asking for the public's help in tracking down the accused child rapist, labeled an 'animal' in a now-deleted Facebook post. 'This guy is pure evil and does not need to be on our street,' Sheriff Kevin Rambosk wrote on the social media page for the office. Law enforcement officials have not revealed the circumstances of the assault on the child, only saying that rape has left the toddler in critical condition, reported ClickOrlando. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Richard Re: Thunderbird Dear Webby, as you can see from this email, Thunderbird doesn't work with the CTRL R approach. It just creates a reply email without inserting any of the original email. I tried it with both highlighted text and no highlighted text. I'm not complaining but I just thought that you would like to know. ***************** Richard Dear Richard Yes, Thunderbird is rather basic and crude. I tried it once. However, since I am spoiled with Eudora, that trial was very brief. There is a good comparison of POP email programs at POP email program comparison Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to mine was free, my male ego soared. Soon we were chatting pleasantly, and she told me it was her first flight. "Mom said to sit next to someone I thought I could trust," she confessed nervously. "And you look just like my granddad." | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
When Lisa noticed a broken vise grip in the trash can, she decided to buy her husband a new one for his birthday. She went to the hardware store and asked the salesman, "Do you have any heavy-duty vises?" "Sorry, ma'am," he replied. "I gave them all up for Lent." ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com font color="#009990"> Painting Above Your Head When you need to paint above your head and don't want paint drips fall on the floor or on your face, cut a slit in a paper plate and put your paint brush handle through it. The plate will catch the drips. thriftyfun.Com ____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ The young construction worker was boasting that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of his older co-workers. Finally, the old guy decided he'd had enough and said to the youngster, "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is? I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart said. "Let's see you do your stuff!" The old man reached out and grabbed a wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in." ___________________________________________________ "How long have you been driving without a tail light?" asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and gave a long, painful groan. He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit. "Come on, now," he said, "you don't have to take it so hard. It's not that serious." "It isn't?" cried the motorist. "All the beer is in the boat on my trailer!" ___________________________________________________ Two city swingers were walking in the country when one of them spotted a bug walking across the road. "What kind of bug is that?" he asked his companion. The companion leaned over and looked at the bug. "It's a Lady bug." The first man looked at the bug again, then at his friend, and said: "Man, you sure got good eyes." __________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, October 12 1492 Christopher Columbus, an Italian explorer, sighted Watling Island in the Bahamas. He believed that he had found Asia while attempting to find a Western ocean route to India. The same day he claimed the land for Isabella and Ferdinand of Spain. 1792 The first monument honoring Christopher Columbus was dedicated in Baltimore, MD. 1810 Bavarian Crown Prince Ludwig married Princess Therese of Saxony-Hildburghausen. The royalty invited the public to attend the event which became an annual celebration that later became known as Oktoberfest. 1892 In celebration of the 400th anniversary of the Columbus landing the original version of the Pledge of Allegiance was first recited in public schools. 1915 Former U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt criticized U.S. citizens who identified themselves by dual nationalities. 1920 Construction of the Holland Tunnel began. It opened on November 13, 1927. The tunnel links Jersey City, NJ and New York City, NY. 1933 The U.S. Department of Justice acquired Alcatraz Island from the U.S. Army. 1938 Production began on "The Wizard of Oz." 1942 During World War II, Attorney General Francis Biddle announced that Italian nationals in the United States would no longer be considered enemy aliens. 1945 Private First Class Desmond T. Doss was presented with the Congressional Medal of Honor for outstanding bravery as a medical corpsman. He was the first conscientious objector in American history to win the award. 1960 Soviet premier Nikita Khrushchev pounded a shoe on his desk during a dispute at a U.N. General Assembly. 1964 The Soviet Union launched Voskhod 1 into orbit around the Earth. It was the first space flight to have a multi-person crew and the first flight to be performed without space suits. 1972 During the Vietnam War, a racial brawl broke out aboard the U.S. aircraft carrier Kitty Hawk. Nearly 50 sailors were injured. 1976 China announced that Hua Guo-feng was named to succeed the late Mao Tse-tung as chairman of the Communist Party. 1988 Federal prosecutors announced that the Sundstrand Corp. would pay $115 million dollars to settle with the Pentagon for overbilling airplane parts over a five-year period. 1989 The U.S. House of Representatives approved a statutory federal ban on the destruction of the American flag. 1994 Haitian military leader Raoul Cedras was granted political asylum by Panama. 1994 The Magellan space probe ended its four-year mission to Venus for the purpose of mapping. 1997 The St. Francis Basilica and 15th-century bell tower above Foligno city hall in Italy were damaged by 3 earthquakes. 1998 The U.S. House of Representatives passed the Online Copyright Bill. 1999 In Pakistan, Pervez Musharraf seized power in a bloodless coup that toppled Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif. The Supreme Court ruled that the coup was legal but insisted that a civilian government be restored within three years. 2001 A special episode of America's Most Wanted was aired that focused on 22 wanted terrorists. The show was specifically requested by U.S. President George W. Bush. 2015 It was announced that Dell was buying EMC for around $67 billion. 2019 Do smiled. |
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