Good Morning, ! Today is Tuesday, Sept 26 Thank You, Karl!!! __________________________________________________ Q We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts. --- John Dewey (1859 - 1952) Literature is an occupation in which you have to keep proving your talent to people who have none. --- Jules Renard (1864 - 1910) ____________________________________________________ Bonehead Award Stupid, Crime Drug Dealer Calls Cops To Report A Theft of dope ___________________________________________________ If You Can Spare A Coin, Please Hit Paypal With It! ___________________________________________________ History On This Day, Sept 25, in 1777, Philadelphia was occupied by British troops during the American Revolutionary War. ____________________________________________________ The worker did as he'd been told. But he ran into a problem. He couldn't get all the dirt packed back into the hole without leaving a mound on top. He went to the office and explained his problem. The boss snorted. "Honestly! The kind of help you get these days! There's obviously only one thing to do. You'll have to dig that hole deeper!" __________________________________________________________ >From Evelyn A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ If You Can Spare A Coin, Please Hit Paypal With It! ___________________________________________________ A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ___________________________________________________ Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. __________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ Dearwebby's Tech Support Pits From: Nelson Re: Reboot how often? Dear Webby, How often and how frequently do I have to reboot my W10 machine? Thanks Nelson Dear Nelson The same as with W7. The fewer times you reboot, the less damage Windows does. If you have MalwareBytes running, then the machine is protected. Just relax. You may have to reboot now and then when you are installing or UNinstalling something. That is enough. Have Fun! Dearwebby ________________________________________________ To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ___________________________________________________ If You Can Spare A Coin, Please Hit Paypal With It! ___________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ A Bonehead Award Has Been Reported By Rock Eric Thomas, 33, Largo, Florida, Usa SEPTEMBER 25: Stupid, CrimeDrug Dealer Calls Cops To Report A Theft SEPTEMBER 25--When working in the field of illegal drug sales, it is never a good idea to contact police to complain that a customer robbed you. Cops say that Eric Thomas, 33, called police in reference to a theft Friday in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay, Florida area. Upon being contacted by officers, Thomas stated he was selling marijuana, and someone stole $10 from him while attempting to sell it. While reporting the theft, Thomas had 11 baggies of pot in his hands, according to an arrest affidavit. In the Free State of Florida, it remains illegal to possess marijuana with the intent to sell it. Thomas made spontaneous statements about getting robbed while attempting to sell the marijuana, reported Officer Ricardo Morales, who noted that Thomas was holding more than 40 grams of pot when collared. During a post-arrest search of Thomas, cops reportedly found two baggies containing cocaine in his wallet. Pictured above, Thomas was charged with a pair of drug felonies and booked into the county jail, where he remains locked up in lieu of $7000 bond. In the past year, Thomas has been convicted of marijuana, cocaine, and battery counts. In a pending case, Thomas has been accused of possessing seven Ziploc baggies of marijuana. The pot was discovered when Thomas emptied his pockets into a clear plastic tray at a court security checkpoint. Thomas--who reportedly admitted the pot was meant for sale-- was at the Pinellas County Justice Center last month to see the clerk of courts, cops noted. (2 pages) _____________________________________________________ After receiving his pills from the pharmacist, the customer asked, "Are these time release pills?" The pharmacist replied, "Yes. They begin to work after your check clears." __________________________________________________ There was a Barber Shop on a military reservation, and a Colonel and a Sergeant are both getting haircuts. The Colonel's barber is about done with him, and asks him if he wishes hair tonic. The Colonel says, "Hell no, if I get that stuff on my hair, my wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!" Right after that, the Sergeant's barber asks him the same question. The Sergeant replies, "Go ahead and put some on, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like!" __________________________________________________ History On Sept 26, In 1777, Philadelphia was occupied by British troops during the American Revolutionary War. 1789, Thomas Jefferson was appointed America's first Secretary of State. John Jay was appointed the first chief justice of the U.S. Samuel Osgood was appointed the first Postmaster- General. Edmund Jennings Randolph was appointed the first Attorney General. 1892, "The King of Marches" was introduced to the general public. 1908, In "The Saturday Evening Post" an ad for the Edison Phonograph appeared. 1914, The U.S. Federal Trade Commission was established. 1918, During World War I, the Meuse-Argonne offensive against the Germans began. It was the final Allied offensive on the western front. 1950, U.N. troops recaptured the South Korean capital of Seoul from the North Koreans during the Korean Conflict. 1955, The New York Stock Exchange suffered its worst decline since 1929 when the word was released concerning U.S. President Eisenhower's heart attack. 1960, The first televised debate between presidential candidates Richard M. Nixon and John F. Kennedy took place in Chicago, IL. 1962, "The Beverly Hillbillies" premiered on CBS-TV. 1964, "Gilligan's Island" premiered on CBS-TV. The show aired for the last time on September 4, 1967. 1969, "The Brady Bunch" series premiered on ABC-TV. 1980, The Cuban government abruptly closed Mariel Harbor to end the freedom flotilla of Cuban refugees that began the previous April. 1981, The Boeing 767 made its maiden flight in Everett, WA. 1984, Britain and China initialed a draft agreement on the future of Hong Kong when the Chinese take over ruling the British Colony. 1985, Shamu was born at Sea World in Orlando, FL. Shamu was the first killer whale to survive being born in captivity. 1986, The episode of "Dallas" that had Bobby Ewing returning from the dead was aired. 1990, The Motion Picture Association of America announced that it had created a new rating. The new NC17 rating was to keep moviegoers under the age of 17 from seeing certain films. 1991, Four men and four women began their two-year stay inside the "Biosphere II." The project was intended to develop technology for future space colonies. They got fired when they got caught ordering Pizza. 1991, The U.S. Congress heard a plea from Kimberly Bergalis concerning mandatory AIDS testing for health care workers. 1993, The eight people who had stayed in "Biosphere II" emerged from their sealed off environment. 1995, The warring factions of Bosnia agreed on guidelines for elections and a future government. 1996, Shannon Lucid returned to Earth after being in space for 188 days. she set a time record for a U.S. astronaut in space and in the world for time spent by a woman in space. 2000, The U.S. House of Representatives passed the Born-Alive Infants Protection Act. The act states that an infant would be considered to have been born alive if he or she is completely extracted or expelled from the mother and breathes and has a beating heart and definite movement of the voluntary muscles. 2000, Slobodan Milosevic conceded that Vojislav Kostunica had won Yugoslavia's presidential election and declared a runoff. The declared runoff prompted mass protests. 2001, In Kabul, Afghanistan, the abandoned U.S. Embassy was stormed by protesters. It was the largest anti-Amercian protest since the terror attacks on New York City and Washington, DC, on September 11. 2001, Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat and Israeli Foreign Minister Shimon Peres announced plans to formalize a cease- fire and end a year of fighting in the region. 2006, Facebook was openened to everyone at least 13 years or older with a valid email address. 2023, ! Smiled. Have Fun Dearwebby
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