Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, October 2 Thank you, Micki! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Phoenix man beat barber because he didn't like the haircut he received ___________________________________________________ Today, October 2 in 1925 Scottish inventor John Logie Baird completed the first transmission of moving images. ____________________________________________________ Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. --- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956) ____________________________________________________ One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week" The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money; I'm doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop Next morning when the barber goes to open; there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business and becoming more successful". Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut. ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ >From Roland Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada three or four years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. Also they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. The solution is to give every illegal alien a cow. ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Lorenzo Malik Harewood, 25, Phoenix, Arizona, USA Phoenix man beat barber because he didn't like the haircut he received A Phoenix man is facing some legal troubles after he allegedly caused a disturbance at a barber shop following a haircut. According to court documents, 25-year-old Lorenzo Malik Harewood was arrested in the area of 44th Street and Thomas Road on Sept. 6. Investigators say officers were called to the scene just before 6:00 p.m. for an assault call. "The victim stated [Harewood] had gone into the barbershop, received a haircut, then demanded his money back because he was not satisfied with the way the haircut came out," read a portion of the court documents. "[Harewood] was not given his money back, and he proceeded to punch the victim in the mouth. Afterwards, [Harewood] proceeded to punch the victim an unknown number of times." Investigators say Harewood then ripped off a yellow chain necklace that the victim was wearing and ran out of the shop, eventually dropping it. Investigators also say Harewood failed to yield to other traffic as he pulled out onto Thomas Road, which caused a collision with another vehicle. Harewood, according to court documents, is accused of robbery. A judge has released Harewood with no bail to encourage him to commit more crimes prior to sentencing. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Sonia Re: PayPal minimum Dear Webby, I am sending some money to my grand daughter. Not much, because I am almost as broke as she is. I noticed that PayPal has a $1 minimum. I am planning to send her $10, but noticed the minimum, when I accidentally messed up the decimal point. Why the minimum? Sonia Dear Sonia PayPal takes about 40 cents per transaction. They are not doing it for free and want to make a profit. Eventually, they will work their take up to a dollar per transaction, so they are slowly sliding their fee up towards that. It is still cheaper than using a check and mailing it. Even if the bank does not chrge you for writing a check, check books cost you money, and first class mail cost has just been increased to 58 cents. So, by comparison, PayPal is still cheaper. Just keep the $1 minimum in mind. Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ Judge: Did you or did you not see the gun being fired? Witness: I did not see it being fired. I only heard it. Judge: Well, that's hearsay. It's inadmissible as evidence. As the witness left the stand and walked back to his seat, his back was turned to the judge, at which point, he laughed out loud. Immediately the judge recalled him to the bench and was about to hold him in contempt of court. Witness: Did you actually see me laugh? Judge: No, but I heard you. Witness: Isn't that the same kind of inadmissible evidence, Judge? ____________________________________________ A voice on the office loudspeaker announced: "We will be testing the speaker system to make sure it will work pro- perly in case of emergency. If you are unable to hear this announcement, please contact us." ______________________________________________ Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades... somebody is going to get a spanking!" ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, October 2, in 1492 King Henry VII of England invaded France. 1780 British army major John Andre was hanged as a spy. He was carrying information about the actions of Benedict Arnold. 1835 The first battle of the Texas Revolution took place near the Guadalupe River when American settlers defeated a Mexican cavalry unit. 1836 Charles Darwin returned to England after 5 years of acquiring knowledge around the world about fauna, flora, wildlife and geology. He used the information to develop his "theory of evolution" which he unveiled in his 1859 book entitled The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection. 1870 Rome was made the capital of Italy. 1876 The Agricultural and Mechanical College of Texas opened. It was the state's first venture into public higher education. The school was formally dedicated 2 days later by Texas Gov. Richard Coke. 1889 The first international Conference of American States began in Washington, DC. 1924 The Geneva Protocol adopted the League of Nations. 1925 Scottish inventor John Logie Baird completed the first transmission of moving images. 1937 Warner Bros. released "Love Is on the Air." Ronald Reagan made his acting debut in the motion picture. He was 26 years old. 1941 Operation Typhoon was launched by Nazi Germany. The plan was an all-out offensive against Moscow. 1944 The Nazis crushed the Warsaw Uprising. 1947 The Federatino Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA) formally established Formula One racing in Grand Prix competition. 1948 The first automobile race to use asphalt, cement and dirt roads took place in Watkins Glen in New York. It was the first road race in the U.S. following World War II. 1950 "Peanuts," the comic strip created by Charles M. Schulz, was published for the first time in seven newspapers. 1958 Guinea, the French colony in West Africa, proclaimed its independence. Sekou Toure was the first president of the Republic of Guinea. 1962 U.S. ports were closed to nations that allowed their ships to carry arms to Cuba, ships that had docked in a socialist country were prohibited from docking in the United States during that voyage, and the transport of U.S. goods was banned on ships owned by companies that traded with Cuba. 1967 Thurgood Marshall was sworn in. He was the first African-American member of the U.S. Supreme Court. 1989 In Leipzig, East Germany a protest took place demanding the legalization of opposition groups and the adoption of democratic reforms. 1990 The Allies ceded their rights to areas they occupied in Germany. 1993 Opponents of Russian President Boris Yeltsin fought police and set up burning barricades. 1998 Hawaii sued petroleum companies, claiming state drivers were overcharged by about $73 million a year in price-fixing. 1998 About 10,000 Turkish soldiers crossed into northern Iraq and attacked Kurdish rebels. 2001 NATO, for the first time, invoked a treaty clause that stated that an attack on one member is an attack on all members. The act was in response to the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks in the United States. 2015 The reorganization of Google into Alphabet Inc. was completed. Alphabet became the parent company of Google and several other companies previously owned by Google 2021 Do smiled. |
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