Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, February 28 Thank you Jacqeline! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Baltimore man was shot and killed by accomplice during alleged revenge job. Shooter claims he is a good man. ___________________________________________________ Today, February 28 in 1854 The Republican Party was organized in Ripon, WI. About 50 slavery opponents began the new political group. ____________________________________________________ For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. --- Virginia Woolf (1882 - 1941) ____________________________________________________ Most people use their hands and feet to drive -- a few also use their heads. ____________________________________________________ A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge." "Yes, I know," said the dentist. "But you screamed so loudly, you scared away two other patients." ____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ "So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "That's correct," says the defendant. "Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife." "That's correct," says the defendant. "Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor. "You would have made me come in here a lot more often, you probably would have wasted a day for each of those guys." __________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Emonye ONeil White, 19, Middle River, Baltimore, Maryland, USA Baltimore man was shot and killed by accomplice during alleged revenge job. Shooter claims he is a good man. Denzel Shabazz Jones came to Edgewood with two others in mid- December, seeking revenge for being shot two years earlier, according to police. But Jones, 22, of Middle River ended up dead when one of the two people accompanying him inadvertently shot him in the back during the incident, according to documents filed in Harford County District Court One of those two men, Emonye ONeil White, 19, of the 12000 block of Sugar Mill Circle in Middle River, has been charged with one count of involuntary manslaughter in connection to the Jones death. Court documents do not specify whether White or the other person, who police did not identify, fired the shot that killed Jones. White was held without bond after a Friday bail review hearing. If convicted, he faces a maximum sentence of 10 years and a possible fine of up to $500. Emonye White, 19, of Middle River, has been charged with one count of involuntary manslaughter in connection to the shooting death of 22-year-old Denzel Shabazz Jones in Edgewood. Emonye White, 19, of Middle River, has been charged with one count of involuntary manslaughter in connection to the shooting death of 22-year-old Denzel Shabazz Jones in Edgewood. (Courtesy Harford County Sheriff's Office) White was being held at the Harford County Detention Center on unrelated charges when he was charged with involuntary manslaughter, according to the Harford County Sheriffs Office. At approximately 6:07 a.m. Dec. 15, deputies responded to the 1400 block of Hanson Road in Edgewood where they found Jones deceased in the front yard. Further investigation revealed that Jones, White and the third unidentified individual went to the street and began shooting at a private residence, police said. Multiple residents of the area reported hearing gunshots between 7 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. the previous night, according to charging documents. Jones, White and the third person allegedly went to the residence on Hanson Road Dec. 14 to seek vengeance for [Jones] being shot two years prior, according to the documents. Mr. Jones knew who had shot him [two years earlier] but requested police not continue the investigation; however, one of the suspected perpetrators resided at [the Hanson Road address], the documents state. On Dec. 23, sheriffs deputies arrested White on a warrant for violation of probation during a traffic stop. Before the stop began, White and another occupant of the car switched seats, the documents state. The person sitting where White had been was found to be carrying a 9mm handgun. Search warrants served on Whites cellphone and social media accounts uncovered messages showing that White wanted to trade a 9mm pistol for another 9mm pistol, the documents state. Search history on Whites cellphone showed that he was looking for a light for the same brand of handgun recovered in the traffic stop. Public defender Clark said White wished to be released because he was experiencing trying times his mother had died suddenly within the past few years and his father was on life support due to end stage renal failure. Clark argued that home monitoring could allay public safety concerns and allow White to be released and spend time with the family that he does have left. White himself spoke at the hearing, saying that he was a good person and that he wanted to be released on home monitoring to spend time with his family. Yeah, right. Just a good person going to shoot up some stranger's house in the dark. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From:Buzzy Re: Old Tech Support Issue ===== from the 123clickit.Com tech support pits ====== caller: "when I boot up my computer, I get a netbios error. When is your server going to be back up?" 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_____________________________________________ When Do was little, Do was attending a first wedding. Afterwards, when asked if Do had understood it all, Do replied: "Yes, it's simple. The woman in the fancy white dress upgraded her man." I asked Do to explain that and this was the answer: "Well, she went down the aisle with an old man and came back with a new version." ____________________________________________ A professor was giving a lecture on company slogans in a college advertising and marketing class. "Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'Come fly the friendly skies'?" "United Airlines," Joe answered. "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, 'Don't leave home without it'?" Brenda easily answered correctly, "American Express." "Now, John, Tell me which company uses the slogan, 'Just do it'?" And John answered, "Mom." ____________________________________________ Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and they'd have to move. "It's no use." Robbie said, "She's crawling pretty good now and she'd probably just follow us." ____________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, February 28 in 1827 The Baltimore & Ohio Railroad became the first railroad incorporated for commercial transportation of people and freight. 1844 Several people were killed aboard the USS Princeton when a 12-inch gun exploded. 1849 Regular steamboat service to California via Cape Horn arrived in San Francisco for the first time. The SS California had left New York Harbor on October 6, 1848. The trip took 4 months and 21 days. 1854 The Republican Party was organized in Ripon, WI. About 50 slavery opponents began the new political group. 1885 AT&T (American Telephone and Telegraph) was incorporated. The company was capitalized on only $100,000 and provided long distance service for American Bell. 1893 Edward G. Acheson showed his patent for Carborundum. 1900 In South Africa, British troops relieved Ladysmith, which had been under siege since November 2, 1899. 1940 The first televised basketball game was shown. The game featured Fordham University and the University of Pittsburgh from Madison Square Gardens in New York. 1951 A Senate committee issued a report that stated that there were at least two major crime syndicates in the U.S. 1953 In a Cambridge University laboratory, scientists James D. Watson and Francis H.C. Crick discovered the double-helix structure of DNA. 1954 In San Francisco "Birth of a Planet" was aired. It was the first American phase-contrast cinemicrography film to be presented on television. 1956 A patent was issued to Forrester for a computer memory core. 1974 The U.S. and Egypt re-established diplomatic relations after a break of seven years. 1979 Mr. Ed, the talking horse from the TV show "Mr. Ed", died. 1983 "M*A*S*H" became the most watched television program in history when the final episode aired. 1986 Swedish Prime Minister Olof Palme was assassinated in Stockholm. 1993 U.S. Federal agents raided the compound of an armed religious cult in Waco, TX. The ATF had planned to arrest the leader of the Branch Davidians, David Koresh, on federal firearms charges. Four agents and six Davidians were killed and a 51-day standoff followed. 1994 NATO made its first military strike when U.S. F-16 fighters shot down four Bosnian Serb warplanes in violation of a no-fly zone over central Bosnia. 1995 The Denver International Airport opened after a 16-month delay. 1998 Serbian police began a campaign to wipe out "terrorist gangs" in the Yugoslav province of Kosovo. 2001 The Northwest region of the U.S., including the state of Washington, was hit by an earthquake that measured 6.9 on the Richter Scale. There were no deaths reported. 2002 In Ahmadabad, India, Hindus set fire to homes in a Muslim neighborhood. At least 55 people were killed in the attack. 2002 Sotheby's auction house announced that it had identified Peter Paul Reubens as the creator of the painting "The Massacre of the Innocents." The painting was previously thought to be by Jan van den Hoecke. 2007 NASA's New Horizons spacecraft made a gravitational slingshot against Jupiter to change the planned trajectory towards Pluto. 2013 Benedict XVI resigned as pope. He was the first pope to resign since Gregory XII in 1415 and the first to resign voluntarily since Celestine V in 1294. 2021 Do smiled. |
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