Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, February 7 Thank you, Jack!! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________  Oklahoma Teen Called 911 After Her Fake ID Was Seized  ___________________________________________________ Today, February 6 in 1882 The last bareknuckle fight for the heavyweight boxing championship took place in Mississippi City. ____________________________________________________ Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? --- Kelvin Throop III I am no more humble than my talents require. --- Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972) "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." --- Socratex ____________________________________________________ The State of Kansas, to prevent candidates from the "Peoples-Democratic Party" from running for election in the state, had passed a law at the turn of the century, which still exists, that only political parties made up of two words (read "Republican Party" and "Democratic Party") can be listed on state ballots. Parties like the Natural Law Party, the United Windbags party, and the American Civil Liberties Union are excluded. The Natural Law Party and the American Civil Liberties Union are now suing the state to repeal the law. It is not known yet if the Marijuana Party and the Rhinozerus Party will be lobbying to protect the traditional ways of voting in Kansas. ____________________________________________________ Do you know the main difference between a violin and a viola ? A viola apparently burns longer. ____________________________________________________   Fowmiya Azeez ___________________________________________________ ARE YOU IN CONTROL? Prove for yourself, whether you are in control of your right foot. It's worth a try... This is too funny! It works!! While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot. While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction..... anticlockwise... __________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Blakelee Sands, 18, Edmond, Oklahoma, USA  Oklahoma Teen Called 911 After Her Fake ID Was Seized After her fake ID was seized at a bar, an 18-year-old Oklahoman called police for help in getting the illegal item returned, according to cops who instead arrested her. Investigators say that Blakelee Sands sought admittance Tuesday evening to a bar in Edmond, a city outside Oklahoma City. But she was turned away by a bouncer who confiscated her phony Texas ID, which carried the name McKamie Queen. When her demands for the IDs return were rejected by bar personnel, Sands (seen at right) made the mistake of dialing police. Cops responding to the 911 call were met by Sands, who recounted the seizure of her ID and the bars refusal to return it. The teenager insisted that the ID was authentic and that she was, in fact, McKamie Queen. However, when officers ran a computer check on the license number on the Queen ID, it came back to a male Texas motorist. When confronted about the discrepancy, Sands reportedly said that she thought her fake ID ruse would not be detected by police. That miscalculation resulted in her arrest on a felony charge of presenting a fake ID with the intention of misleading a peace officer.  
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits  From:Rita Re: RAM vs monitor  Dear Webby I am going to buy myself a brand new computer. I can't quite get my dream system and have to cut corners either on RAM or on monitor size. Thanks Rita  Dear Rita Skimp on the RAM and get the best monitor you can. RAM shortage only leads to temporary annoyances, but a too small or too coarse monitor will lead to vision problems that are permanent. You can always get more RAM later, but you can't get better eyes. Have Fun! DearWebby 
 Minnie and Max had been married for 18 years. As Minnie grew older and less attractive, Max became disinterested and his libido started to wane dramatically. In desperation, Minnie hauled him before a marriage counselor. The marriage counselor listened patiently to Minnie's complaints and to Max's protestations. Max said he was being nagged unmercifully Minnie said that Max was causing her anguish. Finally the marriage counselor issued a verdict. "Max," he said, "from now on, no matter how you feel, you must give Minnie her conjugal rights at least semi-annually." Minnie was delighted and they left the counselor's chambers. On the way downstairs she nudged Max, "Tell me Max, how many times a week is semi-annually? 
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 Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs. The tallest ones, anyway. ____________________________________________ As a passenger ship passed a small island, a bearded man could be seen shouting and furiously waving his arms. "Who is that?" a passenger asked the captain. "I have no idea," the captain replied, "But every year when we pass he goes nuts." ____________________________________________ "Good afternoon, Landlord, a pint of Less if you please," said the old man. "Less? Never heard of it," replied the barman. "Oh, come now surely you have," he persisted. "No sorry, we certainly don't stock it. What is it anyway? Some kind of foreign beer?" "Well I'm not sure," admitted the man. "It was the doctor who mentioned it. He said I should drink Less." ____________________________________________ 
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 Today February 7 in 1877 The first Guernsey Cattle Club was organized in New York City. 1882 The last bareknuckle fight for the heavyweight boxing championship took place in Mississippi City. 1913 The Turks lost 5,000 men in a battle with the Bulgarian army in Gallipoli. 1922 DeWitt and Lila Acheson Wallace offered 5,000 copies of "Reader's Digest" magazine for the first time. 1943 The U.S. government announced that shoe rationing would go into effect in two days. 1944 During World War II, the Germans launched a counteroffensive at Anzio, Italy. 1962 The U.S. government banned all Cuban imports and re- export of U.S. products to Cuba from other countries. 1974 The nation of Grenada gained independence from Britain. 1976 Darryl Sittler (Toronto Maple Leafs) set a National Hockey League (NHL) record when he scored 10 points in a game against the Boston Bruins. He scored six goals and four assists. 1977 Russia launched Soyuz 24. 1984 Space shuttle astronauts Bruce McCandless II and Robert L. Stewart made the first untethered space walk. 1985 "Sports Illustrated" released its annual swimsuit edition. It was the largest regular edition in the magazines history at 218 pages. 1986 Haitian President-for-Life Jean-Claude Duvalier fled his country ending 28 years of family rule. 1991 The Rev. Jean-Bertrand Aristide was sworn in as Haiti's first democratically elected president. 1999 NASA's Stardust space probe was launched. The mission was to return comet dust samples from comet Wild 2. The mission was completed on January 15, 2006 when the sample return capsule returned to Earth. 2008 The Space Shuttle Atlantis launched with the mission of delivering the Columbus science laboratory to the International Space Station. 2021 Do smiled. 
 

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