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America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. --- Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988) Every teenager should get a high school education. Even if they already know everything. --- Socratex ______________________________________________________ Is it proper for a man to profit from the mistakes of another?" a Angus mcKenzie asked his minister. "Definitely not," was the preacher's answer. "Are you absolutely certain?" "Yes, my son, absolutely." "Okay. In that case, I wonder if you'd mind returning that $25 I gave you after my wedding last year?" ________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers? A: No, you should eat your fingers separately. _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked if it was dead or alive. "Dead," she was informed. "How do you know?", she asked. "Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move," said the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and said 'pssst' and he didn't move." ______________________________________________________ Vicious polar bear attack _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Martin Gallo-Gallardo, 45, Oregon Illegal Immigrant protected by Oregon's Sanctuary law from ICE Now Charged with Brutal Murder Actually, the Bonehead award should go to Oregon. An illegal alien from Mexico accused of stabbing his wife to death on Sunday was released from an Oregon county jail seven months ago despite federal immigration authorities' request to deport him, immigration officials said. A woman might be alive today if the Oregon authorities had not decided to allow a known illegal immigrant go free. Martin Gallo-Gallardo, 45, is facing murder charges in connection with the death of Coral Rodriguez-Lorenzo, 38, after authorities discovered her body in a ditch near a river east of Portland on October 28. In March, the Multnomah County Sheriff's office released 45-year- old Martin Gallo-Gallardo after the prosecutor's office dismissed assault charges against him. Fox 12 Oregon reported a grand jury could not hold him accountable without the cooperation of the victim, his wife. Fox News reported: Officials from Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) said the federal agency placed a civil detainer hold on Gallo-Gallardo while he was in custody in Portland so it could begin deportation proceedings. The agency said the sheriff's department didn't honor the request because of the state's sanctuary laws. On October 29, Gallo-Gallardo was was arrested for questioning in the death of his wife Coral Rodriguiez-Lorenzo and it was at that time he confessed to murdering her. Clackamas County officials found her body the previous day, which had been repeatedly stabbed according to The Daily Caller. As with most major ideological conflicts finger pointing and the blame game ensues. Multnomah County Sheriff Mike Reese who supports Oregon's sanctuary laws said his office never received a detainer request due a technology malfunction in fax transmission. Gallo-Gallardo drove his wife to nearby Clackamas County after an argument and stabbed her multiple times. He pleaded not guilty to the crime Tuesday, according to Fox News. Hopefully after Tuesday justice for all will mean cold blooded murders like this will be avoidable in Oregon's future. From: Susan Re: Is MS NET Framework safe ? Dear Webby. Good Morning, I received an Update from microsoft this morning and I wanted your opinion whether it is one I need to download. Thanks much for your help. Susan Microsoft, NET Framework 10.2 MB Cannot be removed after installation. Dear Susan NET Framework is OK. Many programs use and need it. The only one to guard against is IE Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. No need to re-install them. The only mover recommended by Intel and Microsoft. What's the difference between a trampoline and an accordion? You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline. | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? A: What was your question? ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Ecological Holiday Parties A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake" Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com ____________________________________________________ | | The Most Interesting Science News Articles of the Week |
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Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her boyfriend know it, too: "A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry." she told him. "Really?" asked the boyfriend, "And just how many men are you planning to marry?" | Today November 6 in 1789 Father John Carroll was appointed as the first Roman Catholic bishop in the United States of America. 1832 Joseph Smith, III, was born. He was the first president of the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. He was also the son of Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism. 1860 Abraham Lincoln was elected to be the sixteenth president of the United States. 1861 Jefferson Davis was elected as the president of the Confederacy in the U.S. 1869 The first official intercollegiate football game was played in New Brunswick, NJ. 1894 William C. Hooker received a patent for the mousetrap. 1903 Philippe Bunau-Varilla, as Panama's ambassador to the United States, signed the Hay-Bunau-Varilla Treaty. The document granted rights to the United States to build and indefinitely administer the Panama Canal Zone and its defenses. 1913 Mohandas K. Gandhi was arrested as he led a march of Indian miners in South Africa. 1917 During World War I, Candian forces take the village of Passchendaele, Belgium, in the Third Battle of Ypres. 1923 Jacob Schick was granted a patent for the electric shaver. 1935 Edwin H. Armstrong announced his development of FM broadcasting. 1952 The first hydrogen bomb was exploded at Eniwetok Atoll in the Pacific Ocean. 1961 In the Saraha Desert of Algeria, a natural gas well ignited when a pipe ruptured. The flames rose between 450 feet and 800 feet. The fire burned until April 28, 1962 when a team led by Red Adair used explosives to deprive the fire of oxygen. 1962 The U.N. General Assembly adopts a resolution that condemned South Africa's racist apartheid policies. The resolution also called for all member states to terminate military and economic relations with South Africa. 1965 The Freedom Flights program began which would allow 250,000 Cubans to come to the United States by 1971. 1967 Phil Donahue began a TV talk show in Dayton, OH. The show was on the air for 29 years. 1973 NASA's Pioneer 10 spacecraft began photographing Jupiter. 1975 King Hassan II of Morocco launches the Green March, a mass migration of 300,000 unarmed Moroccans, that march into the nation of Western Sahara. 1977 39 people were killed when an earthen dam burst, sending a wall of water through the campus of Toccoa Falls Bible College in Georgia. 1983 U.S. Army choppers dropped hundreds of leaflets over northern and central Grenada. The leaflets urged residents to cooperate in locating any Grenadian army or Cuban resisters to the U.S-led invasion. 1984 For the first time in 193 years, the New York Stock Exchange remained open during a presidential election day. 1985 Leftist guerrillas belonging to Columbia's April 19 Movement seized control of the Palace of Justice in Bogota. 1986 Former Navy radioman John A. Walker Jr., was sentenced in Baltimore to life imprisonment. Walker had admitted to being the head of a family spy ring. 1986 U.S. intelligence sources confirmed a story run by the Lebanese magazine Ash Shiraa that reported the U.S. had been secretly selling arms to Iran in an effort to secure the release of seven American hostages. 1989 In the hopes of freeing U.S. hostages held in Iran, the U.S. announced that it would unfreeze $567 million in Iranian assets that had been held since 1979. 1990 About 20% of the Universal Studios backlot in southern California was destroyed in an arson fire. 1991 Kuwait celebrated the dousing of the last of the oil fires ignited by Iraq during the Persian Gulf War. 1995 Art Modell, the owner of the Cleveland Browns, announced plans to move his team to Baltimore. (Maryland) 1995 Mark Messier scored his 500th NHL goal. 1998 The Islamic militant group Hamas exploded a car bomb killing the two attackers and injuring 21 civilians. 1999 Australian voters rejected a referendum to drop Britain's queen as their head of state. 2001 In London, the "Lest We Forget" exhibit opened at the National Memorial Arboretum. Fred Seiker was the creator of the 24 watercolors. Seiker was a prisoner of war that had been forced to build the Burma Railroad, the "railway of death," for the Japanese during World War II. 2001 In Madrid, Spain, a car bomb injured about 60 people. The bomb was blamed on Basque separatists. 2001 Ten people were executed in Beijing, China. The state newspaper of China said that all of the people executed were robbers and killers aged 20-23. 2018 Do smiled. |
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