Good Morning, Do, Today is Saturday, January 6 Have FUN! Dearwebby Todays Bonehead Award: Woman arrested in New Year's Day car jacking and murder of young mother at Florida BP station. Typical BLM. lghch Bonehead ______________________________________________________ Today, January 6 in 1540 King Henry VIII of England was married to Anne of Cleves, his fourth wife. See More of what happened on this day in history. ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
______________________________________________________ Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. --- Frank Leahy ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ .From Clyde Thanks for your daily e-mail. It makes my day. Best Buy just informed me they have discontinued their relationship with Kaspersky Labs. I have that software on my computer. They offer me the newest version of Trend Micro internet security software. I have never that I recall heard of that. What do you recommend? Clyde Hi Clyde Just use Malwarebytes from http://webby.com/malwarebytes It replaces all of the others. Hvae Fun! DearWebby ____________________________________________________ The owner of a business was confused about paying a bill, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help... "If I were to give you $200, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings!" _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ ____________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! _____________________________________________________ "Hello?" Linda responded, answering the phone. "I bet you want me to come over to your house, take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you all night long," the male voice whispered sensuously. "Wow!," she replied. "You could tell all that just from me saying 'hello?'" _____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Tairrah McGriff, 22, Jacksonville, Florida Woman arrested in New Year's Day car jacking and murder of young mother at Florida BP station. Typical BLM. An arrest has been made in the killing of a young Jacksonville mother. Sahara Barkley, 24, was shot on New Year's Day during a carjacking at the BP station on Stockton Street in Riverside. Barkley, the mother of a 1-year-old, was taken to the hospital, where she was pronounced dead. The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office said late Friday night that 22-year-old Tairrah McGriff was arrested for Barkley's murder. _________________________________ Tech Support Pits From: Frank Re: Find lost files Dear Webby, Firstly, have a Happy and Healthy New Year. I've been searching for some files in MS Word and cannot seem to locate them. Is there a way to 'search' for missing files? If so please keep explanation in the form of "See spot chase puff". Peace Frank Dear Frank I would need skis to chase puff. You may have seen me mention SearchEverything. Download the Installer at https://www.voidtools.com/downloads/ It is the best searcher in this galaxy. And it is free. You can customize the search to speed it up, for example just documents or just pictures or just programs, etc., with a simple click. One of these decades I am going to read the manual, but not just yet. It works well enough. When Done with it, close it. It does use some memory when it is running. Unless you have tons of memory, just quit it when done. If things slow down, use CTRL SHIFT ESC to get the Windoze task manager, highlight SearchEverything, and end it. Just type a part of the file name that you are looking for. It will find all occurrences of that fragment. You will love that Power-toy! Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. No need to re-install them. The only mover recommended by Intel and Microsoft. The future father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?" The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves." | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Three Pastors in the South were having lunch in a diner. One said "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away." Another said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated and they won't go away." The third said, "I baptized all mine, made them members of the church and asked for donations. Haven't seen one back since!" ____________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com 20% Down on New Cars When buying a new or used car from a dealer, make a down payment of at least 20%. That will be a enough to cover taxes and most of the vehicles first year depreciation. Dealerships will gladly sell you a car with less down, but that will leave you with an upside down loan for years. An upside down loans means you owe more than the car is worth. Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com font> ____________________________________________________ The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was no where to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150." | | Recently discovered photos of civilian life in the Wild West years. |
The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the woman he wanted to marry, in spite of her rejection of his proposal. He began what can only be called a "Campaign" and sent her a token of his affection every day for a month to her house. The plan was successful too -- the young lady fell in love with the UPS man. ___________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
____________________________________________________ | Today, January 6, in 0871 England's King Alfred defeated the Danes at the Battle of Ashdown. 1205 Philip of Swabia was crowned as King of the Romans. 1453 Frederick III erected Austria into an Archduchy. 1540 King Henry VIII of England was married to Anne of Cleves, his fourth wife. 1720 The Committee of Inquiry on the South Sea Bubble published its findings. 1838 Samuel Morse publicly demonstrated the telegraph for the first time. 1896 The first American women's six-day bicycle race was held at Madison Square Garden in New York City. 1900 In India, it was reported that millions of people were dying from starvation. 1900 Off of South Africa, the British seized the German steamer Herzog. The boat was released on January 22, 1900. 1930 The first diesel-engine automobile trip was completed after a run of 792 miles from Indianapolis, IN, to New York City, NY. 1931 Thomas Edison executed his last patent application. 1941 Richard Widmark made his debut on radio in "The Home of the Brave." 1942 The first commercial around-the-world airline flight took place. Pan American Airlines was the company that made history with the feat. 1945 The Battle of the Bulge ended with 130,000 German and 77,000 Allied casualties. 1950 Britain recognized the Communist government of China. 1952 "Peanuts" debuted in Sunday papers across the United States. 1963 "Wild Kingdom" premiered on NBC. 1967 U.S. and South Vietnamese forces launched a major offensive, known as Operation "Deckhouse V", in the Mekong River delta. 1982 William G. Bonin was convicted in Los Angeles, CA, of being the "freeway killer" who had murdered 14 young men and boys. 1987 After a 29-year lapse, the Ford Thunderbird was presented with the Motor Trend Car of the Year Award. It was the first occurrence of a repeat winner of the award. 1994 Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed on the right leg by an assailant at Cobo Arena in Detroit, MI. Four men were later sentenced to prison for the attack, including Tonya Harding's ex-husband. 1998 The spacecraft Lunar Prospect was launched into orbit around the moon. The craft was crashed into the moon, in an effort to find water under the lunar surface, on July 31, 1999. 2004 In the United Arab Emirates, construction began on the Burj Khalifa skyscraper. Upon completion it was the world's largest building. 2018 Do smiled. |
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