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| Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, November 26 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Thank you, Carol !! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: Webcam Model Shot Self In Private Parts ___________________________________________________ Today, November 26 in 1965 France became the third country to enter space when it launched its first satellite the Diamant-A. ____________________________________________________ Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. --- Lily Tomlin (1939 - ) The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. --- Harry Golden (1902 - 1981) ____________________________________________________ A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an abdominal one, there was no earthly reason why he should be complaining of a headache. Finally his nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post-operative shock, if not a psychopsymatic phase, spoke to the doctor about it. "Don't worry about a thing." the doctor told the nurse, looking somewhat amused. "He really does have a bump on his head... The operation took longer than planned, and about halfway through it we ran out of anesthetic, so nurse Gwen beaned him with the fire extinguisher." ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ The bank manager noticed the new clerk wasn't good at counting money or adding up figures. "Where did you get your finance education?" he asked. "Yale," replied the lad. "And what's your name?" barked the manager. "Yim Yohnston," he replied. ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Not a recent mug shot, old glamor shot Lauren Hunter Daman, 27, Thomaston, Georgia, USA Webcam Model Shot Self In Private Parts A webcam model accidentally shot herself in the vagina with a 9mm handgun while recording a video earlier this month in her Georgia home, according to a police report. Responding to an accidental gunshot wound call at a residence in Thomaston, a city 40 miles from Macon, a sheriffs deputy encountered an EMS worker in the propertys driveway around noon on November 9. The paramedic--who was holding an unloaded handgun and a spent bullet casing in her hands--explained that, the female had shot herself in her vagina, accidentally. According to interviews with other residents of the home, deputies determined that Lauren Hunter Daman, 27, was apparently alone inside her bedroom when the gun discharged. Jordan Allen, who said he owned the firearm, told deputies he was in the kitchen when he heard a gunshot. Upon reaching the bedroom, he found Daman (seen above) with a small amount of blood on her leg. Allen advised that she started saying that she was sorry. He advised that she told him that she shot herself accidentally. Allen told deputies that Daman has subscribers on a sexual web platform called Chatter and that she makes sexual videos of herself and people pay her to see them. Allen advised that he thinks that she was recording a video at the time the gun went off. A second witness, Addie Ruth Johnson, told deputies that Daman had walked into the homes living room saying that she accidentally shot herself. It appears that the web platform to which Allen referred is actually Chaturbate, a popular adult site that lets models receive tips from viewers in return for the performance of requested sex acts. It is unclear whether Daman was broadcasting live when the gun discharged, or whether she was recording a video that would be uploaded to Chaturbate. Daman was transported from her home (pictured below) to the parking lot of the Upson County Sheriffs Office, where a helicopter then flew her to a Macon hospital (from which she was released this week). The shooting, which police classified as reckless conduct, is unlikely to result in criminal charges, according to Sheriff Dan Kilgore. During police interviews, Damans account of the shooting fluctuated, Kilgore said, with her claiming at one point that the gun went off during a consensual sex act with Allen. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Ron Re: How to find legitimate vendors Dear Webby How do I tell legitimate vendors from crooked ones? Ron Dear Ron Shakespeare once wroote: "Me thinks thou talks too much!" as a polite way of saying "You are full of shit!" That still applies. If a merchant has fifty pages of drivel before even showing you the price, then his stuff is guaranteed to be overpriced and useless crap. Anoter alarm bell is shipping and handling. If you expect $4.95 for shipping, but they demand $20, then they are a bunch of crooks. There is bound to be a better deal on the net somewhere. Have FUN! DearWebby | | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ A man is concentrating diligently on the papers on his desk when a co-worker comes up. "Say, you want to hit the golf course this afternoon?" he asks. "Sorry," the man says, "I can't." "Why not?" "The doctor tells me I can't play." "Well," says the co-worker, "we all know that." ______________________________________________ A five year old was discussing Noah's Ark with Grandma. Grandma asked, "How many animals went into the Ark?" The youngster replied: "One mail and one e-mail." ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
A chemistry professor is demonstrating the properties of various acids for his class. He takes out a penny. "Now I'm going to drop this copper coin into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve?" "No, sir," one student calls out. "No?" asks the professor. "Perhaps you can explain why the copper won't dissolve in this particular acid." "Because, Prefessor Angus McRae, if it would dissolve in that acid, you would have asked for MY penny!" ___________________________________________________ | Today, November 26, in 1716 The first lion to be exhibited in America went on display in Boston, MA. 1789 U.S. President Washington set aside this day to observe the adoption of the Constitution of the United States. 1825 The first college social fraternity, Kappa Alpha, was formed at Union College in Schenectady, NY. 1832 Public streetcar service began in New York City. 1867 J.B. Sutherland patented the refrigerated railroad car. 1917 The National Hockey League (NHL) was officially formed in Montreal, Canada. 1922 In Egypt, Howard Carter peered into the tomb of King Tutankhamen. 1940 The Nazis forced 500,000 Jews of Warsaw, Poland to live within a walled ghetto. 1941 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed a bill establishing the fourth Thursday in November as Thanksgiving Day. In 1939 Roosevelt had signed a bill that changed the celebration of Thanksgiving to the third Thursday of November. 1942 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt ordered nationwide gasoline rationing to begin December 1. 1942 The motion picture "Casablanca" had its world premiere at the Hollywood Theater in New York City. 1943 The HMS Rohna became the first ship to be sunk by a guided missile. The German missile attack led to the death of 1,015 U.S. troops. 1949 India's Constituent Assembly adopted the country's constitution The country became republic within the British Commonwealth two months later. 1950 China entered the Korean conflict forcing UN forces to retreat. 1958 Maurice Richard (Montreal Canadiens) scored his 600th NHL career goal. 1965 France became the third country to enter space when it launched its first satellite the Diamant-A. 1973 Rose Mary Woods, told a federal court that she was responsible for the 18-1/2 minute gap in a key Watergate tape. Woods was U.S. President Nixon's personal secretary. 1975 Lynette"Squeaky" Fromme was found guilty by a federal jury in Sacramento, CA, for trying to assassinate U.S. President Ford on September 5. 1979 The International Olympic Committee voted to re-admit China after a 21-year absence. 1983 A Brinks Mat Ltd. vault at London's Heathrow Airport was robbed by gunmen. The men made off with 6,800 gold bars worth nearly $40 million. Only a fraction of the gold has ever been recovered and only two men were convicted in the heist. 1985 The rights to Richard Nixon's autobiography were acquired by Random House for $3,000,000. 1986 U.S. President Reagan appointed a commission headed by former Sen. John Tower to investigate his National Security Council staff after the Iran-Contra affair. 1988 The U.S. denied an entry visa to PLO chairman Yasser Arafat, who was seeking permission to travel to New York to address the U.N. General Assembly. 1990 Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev met with Iraqi Foreign Minister Tariq Aziz at the Kremlin to demand that Iraq withdraw from Kuwait. 1990 Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. agreed to acquire MCA Inc. for $6.6 billion. 1992 The British government announced that Queen Elizabeth II had volunteered to start paying taxes on her personal income. She also took her children off the public payroll. 1995 Two men set fire to a subway token booth in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. The clerk inside was fatally burned. 1998 Hulk Hogan announced that he was retiring from pro wrestling and would run for president in 2000. 2003 The U.N. atomic agency adopted a resolution that censured Iran for past nuclear cover-ups and warning that it would be policed to put to rest suspicions that the country had a weapons agenda. 2011 The Mars Science Laboratory/Curiosity spacecraft launched from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, FL. The Mars rover Curiosity landed on the floor of Gale Crater on August 6, 2012. 2021 Do smiled. |
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