Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, September 5 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Florida man arrested for killing two in Boynton Beach. cuffed in Gainesville. ___________________________________________________ Today, Sept 5 in 1914 The Battle of the Marne began. The Germans, British and French fought for six days killing half a million people. ____________________________________________________ Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting. --- Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine ____________________________________________________ It takes a second to become infatuated with someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget some people. ____________________________________________________ Birthe Parker Sheep River Provincial Park, Kananaskis Country, Alberta September 3, 2021 ( a few mies West of here) ____________________________________________________ A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets to the gates there are two lines. One has a sign over it that States "I did everything my wife told me to." The second line has a sign that states, "I made my own decisions." Joe comes up and gets in the first line that wraps around and around and goes on for eternity. As he's standing there he notices the second line only had one man standing in it. He asks the guys in front of him, "Who does he think he is? Yeah right he made his own decisions. " After long thought and not coming up with any reason for why this man was standing in the line by himself he goes up to him asks why he is in that line. The man replies, "I don't really know. My wife told me to stand over here." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Tony Edwards, Boynton Beach, Florida, USA Florida man arrested for killing two in Boynton Beach. cuffed in Gainesville. Boynton Beach resident Tony Edwards, an 11-time convicted felon, is now facing two murder charges after federal agents nabbed him in Gainesville. He is being extradited to Palm Beach County for the early August murders. An 11-time convicted felon wanted for the murders of two Boynton Beach men last month has been taken into custody. Tony Tyrone Edwards Jr. was arrested by the U.S. Marshals Florida Regional Fugitive Task Force on Wednesday in Gainesville, Florida. He is pending extradition to Palm Beach County, where he will face charges of two counts of first degree murder and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. Edwards was identified by witnesses as the person who shot two men in the early hours of Aug. 7 in the 400 block of Northwest 11th Avenue. We thank the U.S. Marshals for their relentless search for the man responsible for these heinous acts, Boynton Beach Police Chief Michael G. Gregory said. We hope his arrest brings a semblance of peace to the families of the men whose lives were so senselessly cut short. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Leo Re: Email addresses squewed! Dear Webby, I know that TelAss stole your email address, just like FaceCrack stold your DearWebby user name when after six years of FaceCrack one of the communists wanted to steal it. TelAss does have an excuse. They borrowed too much money from Google, and Google confiscated their email server. So now you are sending personala mail from a flakey gmail address. They are punishing YOU instead of TelAss. Is that why poor widdle Ophelia too lost her good address and is sending personal mail from [email protected] ? Leo Dear Leo Yes, you are 100% right. If you feel a bit of an earthquake, it is from poor widdle Ophelia jumping up and down yelling and screaming. Like I did a week ago. My ankles are slowly healing and I am not jumping up and down any more. I did a nasty fall down-go-boom a couple days ago, that took me a quarter hour to get up from, but I am walking reasonably straight again. Still very pissed off at the traitors at Telass. Our newsletters are sent from Webby servers. Those, of course are not affected by the traitors selling out to Gmail. Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ Adam and Eve must have had a great marriage. Adam couldn't talk about his Mother's cooking, and Eve couldn't mention all the men she could/should have married. ____________________________________________ A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, magnificent house, big car, the love of beautiful woman, then, POW! It was all gone!" "What happened?," asked the friend. "Sarah, my wife found out..." ____________________________________________ Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly. The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Finally, when he could take it any longer, he jumped up, and yelled above the noise, "For Pete's sake, Harold, can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!" ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, Sept 5, in 1698 Russia's Peter the Great imposed a tax on beards. 1774 The first session of the U.S. Continental Congress convened in Philadelphia. The delegates drafted a declaration of rights and grievances, organized the Continental Association, and elected Peyton Randolph as the first president of the Continental Congress. 1793 In France, the "Reign of Terror" began. The National Convention enacted measures to repress the French Revolutionary activities. 1836 Sam Houston was elected as the first president of the Republic of Texas. 1877 Sioux chief Crazy Horse was killed by the bayonet of a U.S. soldier. The chief allegedly resisted confinement to a jail cell. 1881 The American Red Cross provided relief for disaster for the first time. The disaster was the Great Fire of 1881 in Michigan. 1882 The first U.S. Labor Day parade was held in New York City. 1885 Jake Gumper bought the first gasoline pump to be manufactured in the U.S. 1900 France proclaimed a protectorate over Chad. 1905 The Treaty of Portsmouth was signed by Russia and Japan to end the Russo-Japanese War. The settlement was mediated by U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt in New Hampshire. 1914 The Battle of the Marne began. The Germans, British and French fought for six days killing half a million people. 1917 Federal raids were carried out in 24 cities on International Workers of the World (IWW) headquarters. The raids were prompted by suspected anti-war activities within the labor organization. 1930 Charles Creighton and James Hagris completed the drive from New York City to Los Angeles and back to New York City all in reverse gear. The trip took 42 days in their 1929 Ford Model A. 1939 The U.S. proclaimed its neutrality in World War II. 1945 Iva Toguri D'Aquino was arrested. D'Aquino was suspected of being the wartime radio propagandist "Tokyo Rose". She served six years and was later pardoned by U.S. President Ford. 1953 The first privately operated atomic reactor opened in Raleigh, NC. 1957 Jack Kerouac's "On the Road" was first published. 1958 The first color videotaped program was aired. It was "The Betty Freezor Show" on WBTV-TV in Charlotte, NC. 1958 Boris Pasternak's "Doctor Zhivago" was published for the first time in the U.S. 1960 Cassius Clay of Louisville, KY, won the gold medal in light heavyweight boxing at the Olympic Games in Rome, Italy. Clay later changed his name to Muhammad Ali. 1961 The U.S. government made airline hijacking a federal offense. 1977 The U.S. launched Voyager . 1980 The St. Gothard Tunnel opened in Switzerland. It is the world's longest highway tunnel at 10.14 miles long. 1982 Eddie Hill set a propeller-driven boat water speed record when he reached 229 mph. 1983 U.S. President Reagan denounced the Soviet Union for shooting down a Korean Air Lines. Reagan demanded that the Soviet Union pay reparations for the act that killed 269 people. 1983 "Sports Illustrated" became the first national weekly magazine to use four-color process illustrations on every page. 1984 The space shuttle Discovery landed after its maiden voyage. 1984 Mortimer Zuckerman purchased the newsmagazine, "U.S. News & World Report" for $163 million. 1985 Rioting in South Africa spilled into white neighborhoods for the first time. 1986 NASA launched DOD-1. 1990 Iraqi President Saddam Hussein urged for a Holy War against the West and former allies. 1991 Soviet lawmakers created an interim government to usher in the confederation after dissolving the U.S.S.R. The new name was Union of Sovereign States. 1992 A General Motors Corporation strike ended with a new agreement being approved. Nearly 43,000 workers were on strike. 1995 France set off an underground nuclear blast in the South Pacific. 2003 In London, magician David Blaine entered a clear plastic box and then suspended by a crane over the banks of the Thames River. He remained there until October 19 surviving only on water. 2021 Do smiled. |
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