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Today's Bonehead Award: Brothers murdered neighbor during wedding _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! _______________________________________________ Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses. --- Margaret Millar The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. --- Alvin Toffler Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. --- Plato _______________________________________________ Eunice went to the dentist the other day. It was discovered that she had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, Eunice," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" Without hesitation Eunice replied, "Chocolate, please." ________________________________________________` ____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Rony Aristides Castaneda Ramirez, 28 (left), Josue Daniel Castaneda Ramirez,19, Chino, California Brothers murdered neighbor during wedding oe Melgoza, 30, was beaten to death in Chino, California, early Sunday, just hours after marrying his fiancee. Rony Castaneda Ramirez, 28, and his 19-year-old brother, Josue Castaneda Ramirez, have been charged with murder. Police say the brothers did not know the groom but lived near the wedding reception venue and arrived without an invitation. Melgoza's brother says the groom confronted the wedding crashers after they got into a fight with some guests. Castaneda Ramirez brothers allegedly left, then returned with baseball bats and dragged Melgoza onto a neighboring property, wgere they murdered him. Melgoza leaves behind his newlywed wife and his 11-year-old daughter, of whom he had full custody. Just hours after a California couple exchanged their wedding vows over the weekend, police say two brothers came to the newlyweds' backyard reception uninvited and beat the groom to death with baseball bats. Joe Melgoza, 30, was found suffering from a blunt-force trauma to the head in the backyard of a home located across the street from the reception venue in Chino, California, at around 2.20am on Sunday. Melgoza was rushed to Chino Valley Medical Center, where he succumbed to his injuries, leaving behind his wife of just a few hours, Esther Bustamante Melgoza, and his 11-year-old daughter. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits >From Charlotte Re: Degrees Symbol Dear Webby, I saw in a local paper a long time ago how to put up the symbol for degrees. I want to write up some recipe cards and would like to use that symbol. Thanks for your help. Charlotte Dear Charlotte Just hold down the ALT key and type 0176, on the numeric keypad, then let go the ALT key. 77 For the copyright symbol, use ALT 0169, like this: Charlotte Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. Bob and Bill fly to Alaska for a fishing trip. They hire a bush pilot and rent a boat, rods and tackle. After two weeks, they've caught only one small salmon. "Man, Bill," Bob says. "Do you realize this lousy fish cost us about $2,000 apiece?" "Wow," Bill replies. "At that rate, it's a good thing we only caught one." | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art and the best I could find." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty." -------------- I got one of those too, but I paid only $34.95 on Amazon. What's the Heirloom Christmas Book about? It is a BIG e-book with all the stories, that your great grandmother recited or read to your grandmother, when she was a kid. I want these stories to be preserved. You may know what it is about, when somebody mentions "bittersweet love like in 'The Gift Of The Magi'," but with today's education, your kids or even their teachers, probably don't know. So I collected these classics and put them all together into one e-book. This book of Christmas Stories is a cultural treasure, that should be passed on to our descendants. Since it is in e-book format, you can put it onto a CD for each kid, and fill the rest of the CD with family pictures and other keepsakes, making it a true heirloom. I have produced a smaller version last year. This final edition has more stories and illustrations, but I kept the price down to the same $10. The Heirloom Christmas Book also makes a nice Christmas gift! Click on the book cover to get your copy or click on Heirloom Christmas Book http://webby.com/cb You can download it and give the file as a gift! ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Storing Ice Cream Store ice cream inside your freezer rather than on the door where the temperature is more likely to fluctuate. Make sure the lid on your ice cream container is closed tightly, store inside of a plastic bag or wrap them with tin foil. Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here: ThriftyFun ____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ Despite his best sales pitch, a life insurance salesman was unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy. "I certainly don't want to frighten you into a decision," he announced, standing up to leave. "Please sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the morning, let me know what you think." ___________________________________________________ >From Pat R How to Clean the House 1. Open a new folder on your PC 2. Name it 'Housework.' 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?' 6. Calmly answer, 'Yes' and press mouse button firmly ... 7. Feel better? ___________________________________________________ "WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was. "Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY". There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, shoot.... so that's why no one was at church today!" __________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today December 19 in 1154 Henry II became King of England. 1562 The Battle of Dreux was fought between the Huguenots and the Catholics, beginning the French Wars of Religion. 1732 Benjamin Franklin began publishing "Poor Richard's Almanac." 1777 General George Washington led his army of about 11,000 men to Valley Forge, PA, to camp for the winter. 1842 Hawaii's independence was recognized by the U.S. 1843 Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" was first published in England. 1871 Corrugated paper was patented by Albert L. Jones. 1887 Jake Kilrain and Jim Smith fought in a bare knuckles fight which lasted 106 rounds and 2 hours and 30 minutes. The fight was ruled a draw and was halted due to darkness. 1903 The Williamsburg Bridge opened in New York City. It opened as the largest suspension bridge on Earth and remained the largest until 1924. It was also the first major suspension bridge to use steel towers to support the main cable. 1907 A coalmine explosion in Jacobs Creek, PA, killed 239 workers. 1917 The first games of the new National Hockey League (NHL) were played. Five teams made up the league: Toronto Arenas, Ottawa Senators, Quebec Bulldogs, the Montreal Canadiens and the Montreal Wanderers. 1918 Robert Ripley began his "Believe It or Not" column in "The New York Globe". 1932 The British Broadcasting Corp. began transmitting overseas with its "Empire Service" to Australia. 1957 Meredith Wilson's "The Music Man" opened at the Majestic Theatre in New York City. It ran for 1,375 shows. 1957 Air service between London and Moscow was inaugurated. 1959 Walter Williams died in Houston, TX, at the age of 117. He was said to be the last surviving veteran of the U.S. Civil War. 1961 "Judgment At Nuremberg" opened in New York City. 1972 Apollo 17 splashed down in the Pacific, ending the Apollo program of manned lunar landings. 1973 Johnny Carson started a fake toilet-paper scare on the "Tonight Show." 1978 Indira Gandhi was expelled from the Lok Sabha for contempt and imprisoned. 1979 ESPN televised its first NHL game. The teams were the Washington Capitals and the Hartford Whalers. 1984 Britain and China signed an accord returning Hong Kong to Chinese sovereignty on July 1, 1997. 1986 The Soviet Union announced it had freed dissident Andrei Sakharov from internal exile, and pardoned his wife, Yelena Bonner. 1986 Independent counsel Lawrence Walsh was appointed to investigate the Iran-Contra issue. 1989 U.S. troops invaded Panama to overthrow the regime of General Noriega. 1996 The school board of Oakland, CA, voted to recognize Black English, also known as "ebonics." The board later reversed its stance. 1997 "Titanic" opened in American movie theaters. 1998 U.S. President Bill Clinton was impeached on two charges of perjury and obstruction of justice by the U.S. House of Representatives. 1998 A four-day bombing of Iraq by British and American forces ended. 2000 The U.N. Security Council voted to impose sanctions on Afghanistan's Taliban rulers unless they closed all terrorist training camps and surrender U.S. embassy bombing suspect Osama bin Laden. 2003 Images for the new design for the Freedom Tower at the World Trade Center site were released. The building slopes into a spire that reaches 1,776 feet. 2008 U.S. President George W. Bush signed a $17.4 billion rescue package of loans for ailing auto makers General Motors and Chrysler. 2019 Do smiled. |
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