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LARGE FONT VERSION Subscribe | Unsubscribe The large font section has been split off into a separate newsletter. Click on Subscribe to subscribe to it. To write to me: [email protected] Go to TOP Good Morning, ! Today is Sunday, June 9 _____________________________________________________ Today, June 9 in 1934 Donald Duck made his debut in the Silly Symphonies cartoon "The Wise Little Hen." More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! Today's Bonehead Award: Baby died after mum took him to nightclub and drunkenly fell asleep on him ! ! ! ! _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! _______________________________________________ I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts. --- Bethania McKenstry _____________________________________________________ Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download ______________________________________________________ Elizabeth was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, "Turn left here, and don't forget to let the people behind you know what you're doing." Elizabeth turned to the students sitting in the backseat and announced, "I'm going left." ______________________________________________________` _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Marina Tilby, 26, New Quay, Mid Wales, Great Britain Baby died after mum took him to nightclub and drunkenly fell asleep on top of him A mother has been jailed after her four-week old baby died after she drunkenly fell asleep on top of him in be, having taken him clubbing for the night. Marina Tilby, 26, was sentenced to two years and four months behind bars after a judge branded the incident as a 'dreadful case of maternal selfishness' on Friday. The mother was seen repeatedly throwing and catching her son Darian Tilby with her sister in a New Quay, Mid Wales, nightclub before taking him back to a caravan with two men she had met that night. Tilby was so drunk her sister, who had also stayed at the caravan, couldn't wake her up for one hour and 15 minutes while baby Darian was taken to Bronglais hospital, where he later died. Swansea Crown Court heard how the baby boy had been found unresponsive with blood in his mouth lying next to Tilby in the early hours of March 31, 2017. Prosecutor Catherine Richards said Tilby had drunkenly fallen asleep on top of her child who then suffered a heart attack. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Bill Re: Careful with Crap Cleaner! Dear Webby I downloaded the recent upgrade to CCleaner and ran it under the new "Easy Clean" tab. I lost all my browser history and had to reinsert my user names in order to insert my pass words. his doesn't sound like a hardship, but, for one credit card I had to phone support because the site would not allow me access. From now on, I will run the program under the "Custom Clean" tab where I am able to exclude items that I don't want removed. Otherwise, still a great program for getting rid of crap. All the best, Bill Dear Bill Yes, definitely! Unless the FBI AND the CIA AND your Moher In Law are coming up the driveway, it is better to use CUSTOM, not EASY. Also make sure you take the checkmark off the cookies. Othewise the bank will play silly. Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. No need to re-install them. The only mover recommended by Intel and Microsoft. Tom had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?" Five small and sad voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy." If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over lunch. "I do wish that my John would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous." My Fred used to do the same thing," the other woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit." "Really, how?" asked the first woman. "Easy, I hid his teeth." ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Herbs to Prevent Insects Some herbs can help prevent insects from damaging other plants. For example, anise and coriander discourage aphids. Contact your local nursery or agricultural college extension to find out which herbs will work best in your area. thriftyfun.Com ____________________________________________________ The Shirk Report ___________________________________________________ There are three truths in religion: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.... 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christians 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. ___________________________________________________ Morris and his wife Sherry were planning a vacation. They ended up in an argument, "It's pronounced 'Hawaii', I'm telling you!" Sherry said. "I never KNEW someone so stubborn! 'Havaii' is how it's pronounced!" he replied. And so it went, all the way to the vacation... As they got off the airplane, they passed by a man. Morris abruptly stopped his wife and turned to the man to ask, "Now that we're on the island, you can settle an argument between my wife and me. Is this 'Hawaii' or 'Havaii?'" "This is Havaii," the man replied. "Ha!" the husband gloated to his wife. "See, didn't I tell you never to argue with me?" As they began to walk away, Morris turned back and gave the man a hearty "Thank you!" "You're Velcome!" he called back. ___________________________________________________ Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said. "Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the owner." ___________________________________________________ Today, June 9 in 1064 Coimbra, Portugal fell to Ferdinand, the King of Castile. 1534 Jacques Cartier became the first to sail into the river he named Saint Lawrence. 1790 John Barry copyrighted "Philadelphia Spelling Book." It was the first American book to be copyrighted. 1790 Civil war broke out in Martinique. 1860 The Ms. Ann Stevens book "Malaeska, the Indian Wife of the White Hunter" was offered for sale for a dime. It was the first published "dime novel." 1861 Mary Ann "Mother" Bickerdyke began working in Union hospitals. 1923 Bulgaria's government was overthrown by the military. 1931 Robert H. Goddard patented a rocket-fueled aircraft design. 1934 Donald Duck made his debut in the Silly Symphonies cartoon "The Wise Little Hen." 1940 Norway surrendered to the Nazis during World War II. 1943 The withholding tax on payrolls was authorized by the U.S. Congress. 1945 Japanese Premier Kantaro Suzuki declared that Japan would fight to the last rather than accept unconditional surrender. 1959 The first ballistic missile carrying submarine, the USS George Washington, was launched. 1978 Leaders of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints struck down a 148-year-old policy of excluding black men from the Mormon priesthood. 1980 Richard Pryor was severely burned by a "free-base" mixture that exploded. He was hospitalized more than two months. 1985 Thomas Sutherland, an American educator, was kidnapped in Lebanon. He was not released until November 1991. 1986 The Rogers Commission released a report on the Challenger disaster. The report explained that the spacecraft blew up as a result of a failure in a solid rocket booster joint, which was BS. 1999 NATO and Yugoslavia signed a peace agreement over Kosovo. 2000 Canada and the United States signed a border security agreement. The agreement called for the establishment of a border-enforcement team. 2000 The U.S. House of Representatives voted to repeal gift and estate taxes. The bill called for the taxes to be phased out over 10 years. 2001 Patrick Roy (Colorado Avalanche) became the first National Hockey League (NHL) player to win three Conn Smythe Trophies. The award is given to the playoff's Most Valuable Player. 2011 The world's first artificial organ transplant was performed. It was an artificial windpipe coated with stem cells. 2019 smiled. If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! PayPal The safer, easier way to pay online! Well, , that's all for today. Have FUN ! 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