Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, October 23 Not enough CO2 ! No Gullible Warming. Got a foot of snow and it is still snowing! Dear Webby, >From Svend Thanks a million for the tip. Method 2 seems to have worked. all the best, Svend ___________________________________________________ History: on this day, October 23, in 1989, Hungary became an independent republic, after 33 years of Soviet rule. ____________________________________________________ Bonehead Award gpes to Man arrested for carrying pipe bombs across Gold Star Bridge ____________________________________________________ There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. --- Peter Drucker (1909 - 2005) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. --- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821) ___________________________________________________ Thanks to Julie for this one: The AMA and NZMA have declared that the long term implications of drugs or medical procedures must be more fully considered. Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research. It is now projected that by the year 2025 there will be fifty million Americans wandering around with huge breasts and erections but who can't remember what to do with them. ___________________________________________________ A tour bus load full of noisy tourists arrives at Runnymede, England. They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta." A man pushing his way to the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?" "1215," answers the guide. The man looks at his watch and says, "Shoot! We missed it by a half hour!" __________________________________________________ Reported by Rock: An International Bonehead Award has been earned by Benjamin Dahm, 32, NEW LONDON, Connecticut, USA Man arrested for carrying pipe bombs across Gold Star Bridge Police arrested a 32-year-old man carrying improvised explosive devices, metal pipe bombs. Benjamin D. Dahm was placed into custody immediately after the discovery by Groton Town Police Officers. Initially, police responded to a medical call for an individual in the area of 516 Gold Star Highway near Tollgate Road in Groton, CT at 5 p.m. on Thursday. As they examined the scene, police said they identified suspicious items in Dahms backpack. They found explosive devices in the midst of heavy pedestrian and motor vehicle traffic. To ensure public safety, officers closed the Gold Star Highway near Tollgate Road and sent the unstable package to a more secure location. The Connecticut State Police Bomb Squad arrived on scene to control the situation and disabled all explosive devices. They said there was no active threat toward the public. Dahm was held on a $150,000 bond and set to appear at court on Friday. There were no reports of injuries. _____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ >From Yolanda I began thinking about my own mortality after I became a widow. One day my daughter called home from college, and I announced to her, "I think it's time for us to talk about where I would like to be buried." "It's way too soon to even think of anything like that," she snapped indignantly. Then there was a brief silence. "Wait a minute, did you say married or buried?" When I repeated buried, she said, "Oh, okay, sure." ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Daniel Patrick Young Wood Bison, Elk Island National Park. _________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! __________________________________________________ A couple went shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways and meet two hours later. The husband was at their appointed meeting place at the appointed time, but there was no sign of his wife. After waiting for half an hour, he started looking for her but couldn't find her in any of the stores she usually frequented. Finally, thoroughly tired of looking for her, he approached a beautiful lady on a mall bench. He smiled at her and said, "Please, talk to me! Quick!" She said, "Why?" "Because I've been looking for my wife all over this silly mall and I can't find her," the man replied. "How will talking to me help you find your wife? I have absolutely no idea what she looks like, much less where she is." "I didn't think you did. However, every time I start talking to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere!" ____________________________________________________ When Steven returned to the house one evening, his wife Sarah announced that the new cleaning woman they had hired had stolen two towels. "Hmmm," said Steven very disinterested, and reclining on the sofa, "that wasn't very nice of her to do." "You're darn right it wasn't," Sarah said. "And they were the two best towels we had... the ones I nipped at that Hotel on our honeymoon." ================================================= DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Freda Re: clean monitors Dear Webby My cat spilled some coffee onto my monitor. What is the best way to clean it? Thanks Freda Dear Freda For a cleaning liquid use whatever you use on windows or mirrors. If at all possible tilt the monitor so that the screen faces downward. The screen has Millions of tiny little craters etched into it to reduce the glare. It's not a good idea to fill them with dirt particles, so use a fair bit of liquid and let the excess run off, wipe it with a very wet cloth, rinse it again and use a clean wet cloth. Then wring out the cloth and dry the surfaces. Paper is not a good idea, because it is abrasive and can damage the coating that is on many monitors, just like it is on camera lenses. The best type of cloth to use is of course MicroFiber cloth. It's tiny fibers, 100 times thinner than a hair, are fine enough to scoop dirt and smoke condensate out of the invisible little craters on the screen. Have FUN DearWebby _____________________________________________________ Two kids, aged 10 and 12 were sitting under a quilt on the couch watching television. Their mother joined them, and complained that there was not enough quilt for her. The 10 year old replied "That's because the quilt is in portrait not landscape!" And sure enough, when we turned the quilt to "landscape", they all fit under it quite nicely! _____________________________________________________ ophelia dingbatter's news no sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt- in confirmation request. ____________________________________________________ Today, october 23, in 1864, During the U.S. Civil War, Union forces led by Gen. Samuel R. Curtis defeated the Confederate forces in Missouri that were under Gen. Stirling Price. 1910, Blanche S. Scott became the first woman to make a public solo airplane flight in the United States. 1915, The first U.S. championship horseshoe tourney was held in Kellerton, IA. 1915, Approximately 25,000 women demanded the right to vote with a march in New York City, NY. 1929, In the U.S., the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged starting the stock-market crash that began the Great Depression. 1942, During World War II, the British began a major offensive against Axis forces at El Alamein, Egypt. 1944, During World War II, the Battle of Leyte Gulf began. 1956, Hungarian citizens began an uprising against Soviet occupation. On November 4, 1956 Soviet forces enter Hungary with tanks and eventually suppress the uprising. 1956, NBC broadcasted the first videotape recording. The tape of Jonathan Winters was seen coast to coast in the U.S. 1958, Russian poet and novelist Boris Pasternak was awarded the Nobel Prize for literature. He was forced to refuse the honor due to negative Soviet reaction. Pasternak won the award for writing "Dr. Zhivago". 1962, During the Cuban Missile Crisis, the U.S. naval "quarantine" of Cuba was approved by the Council of the Organization of American States (OAS). 1962, The U.S. Navy reconnaissance squadron VFP-62 began overflights of Cuba under the code name "Blue Moon." 1971, The U.N. General Assembly voted to expel Taiwan and seat Communist China. 1973, U.S. President Richard M. Nixon agreed to turn over the subpoenaed tapes concerning the Watergate affair. 1978, China and Japan formally ended four decades of hostility when they exchanged treaty ratifications. 1980, The resignation of Soviet Premier Alexei N. Kosygin was announced. 1984, "NBC Nightly News" aired footage of the severe drought in Ethiopia. 1985, U.S. President Reagan arrived in New York to address the U.N. General Assembly. 1989, Hungary became an independent republic, after 33 years of Soviet rule. 1992, Japanese Emperor Akihito became the first Japanese emperor to stand on Chinese soil. 1995, Russian President Boris Yeltsin and U.S. President Bill Clinton agree to a joint peacekeeping effort in the war-torn Bosnia. 1998, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Palestinian Chairman Yasser Arafat reach a breakthrough in a land-for-peace West Bank accord. 1998, Japan nationalized its first bank since World War II. 2000, Universal Studios Consumer Products Group (USCPG) and Amblin Entertainment announced an unprecedented and exclusive three-year worldwide merchandising program with Toys "R" Us, Inc. The deal was for the rights to exclusive "E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial" merchandise starting in fall 2001. The film was scheduled for re-release in the spring of 2002. 2001, NASA's Mars Odyssey spacecraft began orbiting Mars. In 2010, it became the longest-operating spacecraft ever sent to Mars. 2022 Do smiled.
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