Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, November 7 Here is a domain name you can use! 4mylove.com You can buy that domain name for $50 Check out Barb's Bonus Link if you like pets and Fall. Have FUN! Dearwebby Today's Bonehead Award: Woman, 24, arrested for meth, child neglect after leaving kids and dope in hot car ______________________________________________________ Today, November 7 in 1837 - In Alton, IL, abolitionist printer Elijah P. Lovejoy was shot to death by a mob of Democrats (supporters of slavery) while trying to protect his printing shop from a third destruction. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. --- Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930) Where facts are few, experts are many. --- Donald R. Gannon ______________________________________________________ The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, " I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy. "What have you done now?" ________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000." There was a moment's silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry, "Two thousand five hundred!" _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?" Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing." So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?" Bubba says, "I don't know preacher, it's not until next Wednesday in Dallas. ______________________________________________________ Stealing the duster is tricky! _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Nicole Buffington, 24, Pasco Floriduh Woman, 24, arrested for meth, child neglect after leaving kids and dope in hot car Nicole Buffington was arrested Tuesday after allegedly leaving her two small children alone in a hot car that had a bag of methamphetamine on the front seat while she shopped at a Dollar Tree store. Investigators allege that Nicole Buffington, 24, left the minors in the vehicle for nearly 30 minutes. Police responding to a 911 call found the children--a seven-year-old boy and a one-year-old girl--Tuesday afternoon. Cops also discovered a bag containing a crystalline substance on top of clutter on the driver's seat. A field test revealed that the substance contained methamphetamine. Buffington, seen above, was subsequently contacted inside a nearby Dollar Tree store and arrested on child neglect and narcotics possession charges. She was booked into the Pasco County jail, where she remains locked up on $10,000 bond. According to her Facebook page, Buffington works at McDonald's. A police report, however, lists her as unemployed. Buffington's rap sheet includes multiple arrests for narcotics possession and possession of drug paraphernalia, as well as collars for theft and failure to appear in court. From: Isobel Re: CAT5 or CAT6 Dear Webby Is there any real performance difference between CAT5 and CAT6 cable in a home office? is there any difference in the way it is installed? Thanks Isobel Dear Isobel CAT6 MAY show a slight performance gain on long runs of over 200 feet, especially in electrically noisy environments. I doubt that you will be able to measure a speed difference in a home office. CAT6 cable uses the same 8P8C (RJ45) connector as CAT5, but requires a lot more cussing to get it into the connector. If you do use CAT6 cable, do yourself a favor and buy it in suitable pieces, with the connectors factory molded onto the ends. CAT5 cable is fairly easy to stuff into 8P8C (RJ45) connectors and the crimper is cheap. In a quiet home office you can usually get away with using cheap "Station Z" alarm cable and get just as good results as CAT6. However, if your provider has problems with supplying a connection at the speed that you pay for, they will blame the problem on your cable. Switching at that time to CAT6 won't make any difference to your connection speed, but they will have to come up with a different excuse. Nowadays, quite often wireless (WiFi) is faster. For cable, the speeds are limited to what had been agreed upon years ago, but wireless gets faster all the time. Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. No need to re-install them. The only mover recommended by Intel and Microsoft. The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him, "With the captain's compliments. He said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued." | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I asked. "Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Thanksgiving." "How nice," I said. "Where does she live?" "At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her we just go out there and get her." ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Returning Groceries Return items to the grocery store that are bad or spoil quickly, even if you used some of it. For example, if you buy a big block of cheese and gets moldy after a day or two in the fridge, it probably was not packaged properly. Just be sure to keep your grocery receipts handy. Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com ____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," said the little boy, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen." ___________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon." How do you know what to say?" he asked. "God tells me." "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?" | Today November 7 in 1637 - Anne Hutchinson, the first female religious leader in the American colonies, was banished from the Massatwoshits Bay Colony for heresy. 1665 - "The London Gazette" was first published. 1811 - The Shawnee Indians of chief Tecumseh were defeated by William Henry Harrison at the Battle of Wabash (or (Tippecanoe). 1837 - In Alton, IL, abolitionist printer Elijah P. Lovejoy was shot to death by a mob of Democrats (supporters of slavery) while trying to protect his printing shop from a third destruction. 1874 - The Republican party of the U.S. was first symbolized as an elephant in a cartoon by Thomas Nast in Harper's Weekly. 1876 - The cigarette manufacturing machine was patented by Albert H. Hook. 1893 - The state of Colorado granted its women the right to vote. 1895 - The last spike was driven into Canada's first transcontinental railway in the mountains of British Columbia. 1917 - Russia's Bolshevik Revolution took place. The provisional government of Alexander Kerensky was overthrown by forces led by Vladimir Ilyich Lenin. 1918 - During World War I, a false report through the United Press announced that an armistice had been signed. 1932 - "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century" was broadcast for the first yime on CBS Radio. 1933 - Voters in Pennsylvania eliminated sports from Pennsylvanian "Blue Laws." 1940 - The middle section of the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in Washington state collapsed during a windstorm. The suspension bridge had opened to traffic on July 1, 1940. 1944 - U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt became the first person to win a fourth term as president. 1965 - The "Pillsbury Dough Boy" debuted in television commercials. 1967 - The U.S. Selective Service Commission announced that college students arrested in anti-war demonstrations would lose their draft deferments. 1973 - The U.S. Congress over-rode President Nixon's veto of the War Powers Act, which limits a chief executive's power to wage war without congressional approval. 1983 - A bomb exploded in the U.S. Capitol. No one was injured. 1985 - The Colombian army stormed the country's Palace of Justice. The siege claimed the lives of 100 people, including 11 Supreme Court Justices. The Palace had been seized by leftist guerrillas belonging to the April 19 Movement. 1987 - Tunisia's president Habib Bourguiba was overthrown. He had been president since the country's independence in 1956. 1989 - Richard Ramirez, convicted of California's "Night Stalker" killings, was sentenced to death. 1991 - Pro- and anti-Communists rallies took place in Moscow on the 74th anniversary of the Bolshevik Revolution. 1995 - In a Japanese courtroom, three U.S. military men admitted to the rape of a 12-year-old Okinawan schoolgirl. 1999 - Tiger Woods became the first golfer since Ben Hogan in 1953 to win four straight tournaments. 2000 - Hillary Rodham Clinton made history as the first president's wife to win public office. The state of New York elected her to the U.S. Senate after a Liberal senator retired to let her have his seat. 2001 - After a 16-month stoppage the Concorde resumed flying commercially. 2018 Do smiled. |
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