Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, March 5 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! _________________________________ Today in March 5, in ___________________________________________________ Bonehead Award Woman arrested in road rage attack on mother at Northern California McDonald's drive-thru ___________________________________________________ A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This", he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste." After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and after looking at it closely, put a finger into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth." ___________________________________________________ A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Spot, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?" The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd think it was my birthday and Aunt Edna was here!" ___________________________________________________ Mother: "How's your history paper coming?" Son: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research and it's been very helpful." Mother: "Really?" Son: "Yes, so far I've located 17 people who sell history papers on that topic!" ____________________________________________________ Don Johnson ____________________________________________________ Woman arrested in road rage attack on mother at Northern California McDonald's drive-thru ================================================ I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. --- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998) Ability will never catch up with the demand for it. --- Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990) __________________________________________________ A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Spot, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?" The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd think it was my birthday and Aunt Edna was here!" ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Rhyan Hodge, 29, Bay Point, California, USA Woman arrested in road rage attack on mother at Northern California McDonald's drive-thru An arrest has been made in a shocking assault during a road rage incident in a Northern California McDonald's drive-thru line on Feb. 5. The suspect, who has been identified as 29-year-old Rhyan Hodge, was seen on cellphone video throwing items at a car in the drive-thru line and then ramming into the victim's vehicle while her young children were inside of it. The victim was then struck with the suspect's vehicle and carried on the hood for about 50 yards before she was thrown from it, according to police. In the video, you can hear the victim soothing her 3-year-old and 5-year-old. "I'm shaken by what my babies went through," she said. "That they're still traumatized. My youngest, who is 3, he keeps repeating, 'The bad lady is going to break our windows, the bad lady is going to come get me and break the windows!'" Woman hit, dragged, punched during California McDonald's assault says, 'My children are traumatized' "My youngest, who is three, he keeps repeating, 'The bad lady is going to come get me and break the windows!'" A 61-year-old woman is recovering from serious injuries following a disturbing hit- and-run in downtown Los Angeles that was captured on camera. She's now asking for the public's help. RICHMOND, Calif. -- A shocking assault during a road rage incident at a Northern California McDonald's parking lot has left a family shaken and police asking for the public's help to identify the suspect. All the mom of two Amaro wanted on the afternoon of Feb. 5 was to get lunch for her two young sons at the McDonald's in Richmond. She never anticipated what would happen while trying to merge into a drive-through lane. RELATED: Mother viciously attacked at McDonald's drive-thru line in northern California "You never should have cut you stupid b****!" screams a woman from her car window. "I wasn't cutting, I was just going with the flow of traffic," says Amaro, who requested not to use her entire name. After a verbal assault where the woman berates Amaro, calling her "ugly" and a number of expletives, the woman gets back into her car. You can hear Amaro soothing her 3-year-old and 5-year-old, trying to make this a teachable moment. A Bay Area mother says her 3-year-old and 5-year-old sons are traumatized after a road rage assault at a Richmond, Calif. McDonald's on Feb. 5, 2022. A Bay Area mother says her 3-year-old and 5-year-old sons are traumatized after a road rage assault at a Richmond, Calif. McDonald's on Feb. 5, 2022. "See?" she told them. "That's not how you should behave, okay?" Just as you think the incident is over, the suspect then continued her verbal rant and even got out of her car. "She threw objects at my vehicle," Amaro said. "She started throwing stuff, started attacking my window...hitting it with a water bottle really aggressively." Amaro's kids who were in the backseat, witnessed it all and can be heard crying. But that's not it. Once the suspect was finished throwing the water bottle, you can hear her rev her engine and slam into the back of Amaro's car. "Oh my gosh!" Amaro exclaims. That's when the video ends. What you don't see on camera is Amaro getting out of the car. Richmond police say the suspect drove straight into her dragging her across the parking lot more than 150 feet before stopping. While on the ground, Amaro was punched several times. "Looking back at what happened, I know I shouldn't have gotten out of the car," she said. While Amaro's physical pain will heal, the mental toll from this act of road rage has had lasting effects. "I'm shaken by what my babies went through," she said. "That they're still traumatized. My youngest, who is three, he keeps repeating, 'The bad lady is going to break our windows, the bad lady is going to come get me and break the windows!'" When asked what she'd like to tell the public, Amaro said, "She (the suspect) is out there and I really would like the public to help me recognize her. I just want the public to be aware of this person and what she did, the actions she caused my family." I most sincerely hope her judge is a mother with kids! ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From Dorothy Re: Business cards Dear Webby Where do you go now for business cards? Modern printers don't seem to like them. At one time Staples was good, but nowadays everybody warns me and tells me to avoid them worse than the plague. 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_____________________________________________ A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age 5, no Easter Bunny at 6, and no Tooth Fairy at 7. And if you're going to tell me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!" ______________________________________________ Austin was flying home and listening to the flight attendant do the "safety speech" thing. Since it was a red-eye, she said the cabin lights would be dimmed. "If you need additional light, note that pressing the button with the light will turn on your personal overhead light." Then, very serious, "Please also be aware that pushing the stewardess button will NOT turn the stewardess on." ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him. --- Socratex ___________________________________________________ | Today, March 5, in 1623, The first alcohol temperance law in the colonies was enacted in Virginia. 1624, In the American colony of Virginia, the upper class was exempted from whipping by legislation. 1750, "King Richard III" was performed in New York City. It was the first Shakespearean play to be presented in America. 1766, The first Spanish governor of Louisiana, Antonio de Ulloa, arrived in New Orleans. 1770, "The Boston Massacre" took place when British troops fired on a crowd in Boston killing five people. Two British troops were later convicted of manslaughter. 1793, Austrian troops defeated the French and recaptured Liege. 1836, Samuel Colt's Patent Arms Manufacturing of Paterson, New Jersey, was chartered by the New Jersey legislature. 1842, A Mexican force of over 500 men under Rafael Vasquez invaded Texas for the first time since the revolution. They briefly occupied San Antonio, but soon headed back to the Rio Grande. 1845, The U.S. Congress appropriated $30,000 to ship camels to the western U.S. 1867, An abortive Fenian uprising against English rule took place in Ireland. 1868, The U.S. Senate was organized into a court of impeachment to decide charges against President Andrew Johnson. 1872, George Westinghouse patented the air brake. 1900, Two U.S. battleships left for Nicaragua to halt revolutionary disturbances. 1901, Germany and Britain began negotiations with hopes of creating an alliance. 1902, In France, the National Congress of Miners decided to call for a general strike for an 8-hour day. 1907, In St. Petersburg, Russia, the new Duma opened. 40,000 demonstrators were dispersed by troops. 1910, In Philadelphia, PA, 60,000 people left their jobs to show support for striking transit workers. 1910, The Moroccan envoy signed the 1909 agreement with France. 1912, The Italians became the first to use dirigibles for military purposes. They used them for reconnaissance flights behind Turkish lines west of Tripoli. 1918, The Soviets moved the capital of Russia from Petrograd to Moscow. 1922, "Annie Oakley" (Phoebe Ann Moses) broke all existing records for women's trap shooting. She hit 98 out of 100 targets. 1923, Old-age pension laws were enacted in the states of Montana and Nevada. 1933, U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt ordered a four-day bank holiday in order to stop large amounts of money from being withdrawn from banks. 1933, The Nazi Party won 44 percent of the vote in German parliamentary elections. 1934, In Amarillo, TX, the first Mother's-In-Law Day was celebrated. 1943, Germany called fifteen- and sixteen-year-olds for military service due to war losses. 1946, Winston Churchill delivered his "Iron Curtain Speech". 1946, The U.S. sent protests to the U.S.S.R. on incursions into Manchuria and Iran. 1953, Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin died. He had been in power for 29 years. 1956, The U.S. Supreme Court affirmed the ban on segregation in public schools. 1969, Gustav Heinemann was elected West German President. 1970, A nuclear non-proliferation treaty went into effect after 43 nations ratified it. 1976, The British pound fell below the equivalent of $2 for the first time in history. 1977, U.S. President Jimmy Carter appeared on CBS News with Walter Cronkite for the first "Dial-a-President" radio talk show. 1984, The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that cities had the right to display the Nativity scene as part of their Christmas display. 1984, The U.S. accused Iraq of using poison gas. 1985, Mike Bossy (New York Islanders) became the first National Hockey League player to score 50 goals in eight consecutive seasons. 1993, Cuban President Fidel Castro said that Hillary Clinton was "a beautiful woman." 1993, Sprinter Ben Johnson was banned from racing for life by the Amateur Athletic Association after testing positive for banned performance-enhancing substances for a second time. 1997, North Korea and South Korea met for first time in 25 years for peace talks. 1998, NASA announced that an orbiting craft had found enough water on the moon to support a human colony and rocket fueling station. 1998, It was announced that Air Force Lt. Col. Eileen Collins would lead crew of Columbia on a mission to launch a large X-ray telescope. She was the first woman to command a space shuttle mission. 2022 Do smiled. |
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