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| Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, November 27 Thank you, Talce! Please send me your real email! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: Body of missing 8-year-old Gwinnett County girl found, arrest made ___________________________________________________ Today, November 27 in 1889 Curtis P. Brady was issued the first permit to drive an automobile through Central Park in New York City. ____________________________________________________ A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors. --- William Ralph Inge (1860 - 1954) If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. --- James Thurber ____________________________________________________ A young lady holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby scale. "Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk. "Our baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first." "Oh, that won't work," says the blonde. "Why not?" asks the clerk. "Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother - I'm the aunt." ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with waterguns?" Mom smiled and then replied, "...Oh, I remember....!!!!" ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Celeste Owens, Gwinnett County, Georgia, USA Body of missing 8-year-old Gwinnett County girl found, arrest made Officers found the body of 8-year-old Nicole Amari Hall late Tuesday morning in a wooded area near the Stone Mill Trace subdivision at Stone Mill Trace and Stone Mountain Freeway. Officers charged the mothers partner, Celeste Owens, with felony murder for the girls death. Calling the case "extremely painful", Gwinnett Countys police chief announced Tuesday that officers have charged a woman with the murder of a missing 8-year-old girl and the girls mother with filing a false report. At a Tuesday afternoon news conference, Police Chief J.D. McClure said officers found the body of 8-year-old Nicole Amari Hall late Tuesday morning in a wooded area near the Stone Mill Trace subdivision at Stone Mill Trace and Stone Mountain Freeway. "I am deeply saddened to report to you that at 10:45 this morning the body of Amari Hall was discovered," Chief McClure reported. The discovery comes after police had searched since Sunday for the girl. McClure said officers charged the mothers partner, Celeste Owens, with felony murder for the girls death. "We will charge Celeste Owen with felony murder in connection with the death of Amari Hall," he said. "Additionally, Brittany Hall will be charged with concealing a death of another, we will also continue to investigate her role in this murder." Late Monday night, police charged the girls mother, Brittany Hall, with falsely reporting a crime and six counts of first-degree cruelty to children. Brittany Hall had told police she woke up just before 9 a.m. Sunday morning to find the girl missing from their upstairs unit at the Hometown Studios and Suites on Jimmy Carter Boulevard. "I woke up yesterday morning and my daughter wasn't here. The door was cracked. I went outside the whole place. I did not see her. I called 911," Hall said in a Monday interview with FOX 5s Deidra Dukes. McClure would not reveal the cause of the childs death, saying it was an active investigation. Police said they suspected foul play due to inconsistencies in the women's statements. They compared those statements with the evidence they gathered and realized those statements were indeed false. At that point, their investigation transitioned from a missing person's case to a homicide investigation. He said his heart goes out to the girls immediate family and praised his officers who worked diligently to find her. On Monday, Hall told FOX 5 she moved here about two months ago with Nicole and the girl's two younger siblings. The discovery comes after police had searched since Sunday for the girl who had autism. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Enna Re: Best browser Dear Webby Which of all the available browsers is the best for Windows? And which one do you use? Enna Dear Enna In the IT world, Chrome seems to be a favorite. Sure, it has some problems, like all browsers. If you have too many tabs open, it starts hogging memory and slows everything down. Keep in mind that a browser is for browsing and searching, NOT a recorder of your browsing history. It will still work OK with half a dozen tabs open, but if you got more than 20 tabs open, everything slows down. CTRL SHIFT ESC wil open the Task Manager. If you see your browser in the top ten spots and on instance with a memory usage of over 600, expect problems. Start closing browser tabs that you don't need anymore, and speed will return. Have FUN! DearWebby | | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. ______________________________________________ There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A few years later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced. ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
A new nurse listened while Dr. Bryce was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!" The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?" The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to act like it was him who calls the shots around here." ___________________________________________________ | Today, November 27, in 1779 The College of Pennsylvania became the University of Pennsylvania. It was the first legally recognized university in America. 1889 Curtis P. Brady was issued the first permit to drive an automobile through Central Park in New York City. 1910 New York's Pennsylvania Station opened. 1934 The U.S. bank robber George "Baby Face" Nelson was killed by FBI agents near Barrington, IL. 1963 U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson delivered his first address to a joint session of Congress. 1970 Pope Paul VI, visiting the Philippines, was attacked at the Manila airport by a Bolivian painter disguised as a priest. 1973 The U.S. Senate voted to confirm Gerald R. Ford as vice president after the resignation of Spiro T. Agnew. 1978 San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and City Supervisor Harvey Milk, a gay-rights activist, were shot to death inside City Hall by Dan White, a former supervisor. 1983 183 people were killed when a Colombian Avianca Airlines Boeing 747 crashed near Barajas airport in Madrid. 1985 The British House of Commons approved the Anglo-Irish accord giving Dublin a consulting role in the governing of British-ruled Northern Ireland. 1987 French hostages Jean-Louis Normandin and Roger Auque were set free by their pro-Iranian captors in West Beirut, Lebanon. 1989 107 people were killed when a bomb destroyed a Colombian jetliner minutes after the plane had taken off from Bogota's international airport. Police blamed the incident on drug traffickers. 1991 The UN Security Council unanimously adopted a resolution that led the way for the establishment of a UN peacekeeping operation in Yugoslavia. 1992 In Venezuela, rebel forces tried but failed to overthrow President Carlos Andres Perez for the second time in ten months. 2008 The ocean liner Queen Elizabeth 2 (QE2) was taken out of service after more than 30 years. The ship was launched on September 20, 1967. 2021 Do smiled. |
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