Good Morning, Do! Today is Tuesday, June 4 Saw the pictures of the BIG Gala dinner Queen Elizabeth gave for Donald Trump and Melania. Most of the women wor a fancy diamond tiara, Melania wore a smile. Wooohooo! She looked HOT! Donald looked quite unhappy about having to wear a silly and ill fitting shirt and jacket, but nobody looked at him. Everybody looked at Melania, and drooled. She is the ONLY one at that huge banquet, that I would kill for. Charles, Prince of Wales, who is going to be king when he grows up, had the honor of escorting Melania into the gala. Donald escorted the queen. All told, the Trump Gala was a great success and showed that the queen can really put on a fantastic party with better than military precision. Here is some eye candy _____________________________________________________ Today, June 4 in 1783 A hot-air balloon was demonstrated by Joseph and Jacques Montgolfier. It reached a height of 1,500 feet. 1784 Marie Thible became the first woman to fly in a hot-air balloon. The flight was 45 minutes long and reached a height of 8,500 feet. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Today's Bonehead Award: Jussie Smollett Paid For Pot, Cocaine, Ecstasy Via Venmo ________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. --- Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) _____________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________ A guy and a girl are having a drink together in a bar. The man raises his glass and says, "Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead!" "What's that mean?" asks the girl. "That," answers her date, "is an authentic Irish toast." "Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon." "Bread, eggs and cinnamon? What's that?" The girl says, "That's French toast." ______________________________________________________` Thanks to Lillemor for this icture: Himalayan Monal (Lophophorus impejanus) _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jussie Smollett, 51, 36, Chicago, Illinois Jussie Smollett Paid For Pot, Cocaine, Ecstasy Via Venmo A police examination of Jussie Smollett's text messages revealed that on various occasions over the past year, the actor/hoaxster requested that an associate procure him cocaine, Ecstasy, and marijuana, the payment for which was transmitted via the Venmo app. Smollett's alleged narcotics purchases are referred to in a police report that was among hundreds of pages of documents released today by the Chicago Police Department. The material details the department's investigation of Smollett's claim that he was the victim of a hate crime attack in late-January. Pictured above, Smollett was eventually charged with fabricating the assault tale. Investigators alleged that Smollet paid $3500 to two brothers--Olabinjo and Abimbola Osundairo--to help stage the attack. In late-March, the Cook County prosecutor dropped criminal charges against the 36-year-old performer, a decision that was blasted by Chicago's mayor and police commanders. A search warrant for telephone records revealed communications between Smollett and his drug contact that began in late-February 2018. It appears that the search warrant was for the phone records of Smollett's associate (who appears to have been Olabinjo Osundairo). In the texts, Smollett would request "weed, molly, or Whitney," according to the report. In particular, weed is slang for cannabis, molly is slang for extacy, and whitney is slang for cocaine, an investigator wrote. The report contends that there were multiple occasions when Smollett apparently used Venmo to pay for "illicit activity" that was claimed as payments for legitimate expenses. For example, cops say that when Smollett paid $100 for Ecstasy pills in September 2018, he listed Training as the reason for the Venmo transfer. During the police probe, a Chicago detective contacted a Venmo official who agreed to preserve records of Smollett's account until police could secure a subpoena for those documents. Some democrat DA will probably let him go free, again. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Tamara Re: Laptop battery DearWebby, Hey there! Quick question, about the battery on my computer So I took your advice, I took the battery off and went had a couple beers and then I came back but the battery back in turned it on and I was able to put in my microchip from my camera and download my pictures I went to edit And the whole thing shut down. The batteries like fat. Do you don't have an extra battery kicking around there that you could throw down this way do you do a Pollo Newfoundlander? Or have any other ideas about how to make this stupid thing work LOL your friend technology ignorant... Tamara Dear Tamara DON'T put the bad battery back in. Just leave the computer unplugged for 2 - 5 minutes, then plug the charger back in, with the bad battery safely in the garbage bin. Then start the computer. It will run fine on the charger without the battery. Naturally, it will shut off every time you have a power failure, just like the desktop machines do, and you will have to go through the same rigamarole again. Just put a dollar into the piggy bank every time you have a beer, and you will have the money for a new battery in no time flat. In the meantime, find out who has the best price for the type of battery you need. Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. No need to re-install them. The only mover recommended by Intel and Microsoft. Thanks to Rolla for this story: My bathroom is in the back of the house and it's hard to hear when anyone is on the property. One morning while getting ready for work, and thinking I was the only one at home, I kept hearing something crawl around under my bathroom floor. Thinking that somehow the neighbor's cat had gotten under the house, I began stomping the floor hard and shouting at the top of my lungs, "Get out of there!" and "Stop that!" Finally, the moving stopped so I finished what I was doing and left for work. When I returned home that evening, I found a note that the exterminators had been there for their annual inspection. I turned to my husband and said, "Honey, do the exterminators crawl around under the house?" He said, "Sure, why?" That's when I burst out laughing. It took me several minutes to tell my husband what I had done. He cracked up at the thought of me standing in the bathroom stomping and shouting, and he said, "It's a good thing he didn't answer you back or you would have keeled over dead!" | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
A suspected car burglar in Tampa made a dirty mistake when he hid out inside a Port-O-Let. Tampa Police say 22-year-old Lorenzo Earl Knight broke into two cars Saturday. One of the owners fought Knight and chased him to a nearby construction site. Knight tried to hide in the Port-O-Let, but when the victim found him, he overturned the toilet, dumping huge amounts of human waste on Knight. Knight has been charged with auto burglary and possession of burglary tools. ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Clutter Control: Newspaper, Magazines and Junk Mail Recycle junk mail as soon as you get it to keep it from piling up. Be sure to shred all credit card offers. Recycle newspapers weekly and magazines at least monthly. When the magazine rack is full, you know it's time to get rid of them. thriftyfun.Com ____________________________________________________ | | Beautiful photos of cherry blossoms. |
___________________________________________________ John was grocery shopping with Jill, and he tossed a bag of chips into the cart. "You don't need those!" Jill chided. "What about those twenty chocolate bars you have in there?" John asked. "IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!" screamed Jill. "Of course, Honey!", replied John, as he took out the bag of chips and piled a double handful more chocolate bars into the cart. ___________________________________________________ Thanks to Bill for this: My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong." ___________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
"The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator." --- Bill Lawrence ___________________________________________________ | Today June 4 in 1615 The fortress of Osaka, Japan, fell to shogun Ieyasu after a six month siege. 1647 The British army seized King Charles I and held him as a hostage. 1674 Horse racing was prohibited in Massawhoseitts. 1783 A hot-air balloon was demonstrated by Joseph and Jacques Montgolfier. It reached a height of 1,500 feet. 1784 Marie Thible became the first woman to fly in a hot-air balloon. The flight was 45 minutes long and reached a height of 8,500 feet. 1792 Captain George Vancouver claimed Puget Sound for Britain. 1794 British troops captured Port-au-Prince, Haiti. 1805 Tripoli was forced to conclude peace with U.S. after conflicts over tribute. 1812 The Louisiana Territory had its name changed to the Missouri Territory. 1816 The Washington was launched at Wheeling, WV. It was the first stately, double-decker steamboat. 1878 Turkey turned Cyprus over to Britain. 1892 The Sierra Club was incorporated in San Francisco. 1896 Henry Ford made a successful test drive of his new car in Detroit, MI. He called the vehicle a "Quadricycle." 1911 Gold was discovered in Alaska's Indian Creek. 1918 French and American troops halted Germany's offensive at Chateau-Thierry, France. 1919 The U.S. Senate passed the Women's Suffrage bill. 1924 An eternal light was dedicated at Madison Square in New York City in memory of all New York soldiers who died in World War I. 1931 The first rocket-glider flight was made by William Swan in Atlantic City, NJ. 1935 "Invisible" glass was patented by Gerald Brown and Edward Pollard. 1939 The first shopping cart was introduced by Sylvan Goldman in Oklahoma City, OK. It was actually a folding chair that had been mounted on wheels. 1940 The British completed the evacuation of 300,000 troops at Dunkirk, France. 1942 The Battle of Midway began. It was the first major victory for America over Japan during World War II. The battle ended on June 6 and ended Japanese expansion in the Pacific. 1943 In Argentina, Juan Peron took part in the military coup that overthrew Ramon S. Castillo. 1944 The U-505 became the first enemy submarine captured by the U.S. Navy. 1944 During World War II, the U.S. Fifth Army entered Rome, which began the liberation of the Italian capital. 1946 Juan Peron was installed as Argentina's president. 1947 The House of Representatives approved the Taft-Hartley Act. The legislation allowed the President of the United States to intervene in labor disputes. 1954 French Premier Joseph Laniel and Vietnamese Premier Buu Loc initialed treaties in Paris giving "complete independence" to Vietnam. 1960 The Taiwan island of Quemoy was hit by 500 artillery shells fired from the coast of Communist China. 1974 The Cleveland Indians had "Ten Cent Beer Night". Due to the drunken and unruly fans the Indians forfeited to the Texas Rangers. 1974 Sally Murphy became the first woman to qualify as an aviator with the U.S. Army. 1985 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld a lower court ruling striking down an Alabama law that provided for a daily minute of silence in public schools. 1986 Jonathan Jay Pollard, a former Navy intelligence analyst, pled guilty in Washington to spying for Israel. He was sentenced to life in prison. 1986 The California Supreme Court approved a law that limited the liability of manufacturers and other wealthy defendants. It was known as the "deep pockets law." 1989 In Beijing, Chinese army troops stormed Tiananmen Square to crush the pro-democracy movement. It is believed that hundreds, possibly thousands, of demonstrators were killed. 2008 The United Kingdom and Canada became the first countries to be able to buy and rent films at the iTunes Store. 2019 Do smiled. |
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