Dear Babylon Bee Reader...
When the chickens come home to roost, will you be prepared?
We're talking about the economic/monetary consequences of the TRILLIONS of dollars that have been created out of thin air for the last few years.
Those chickens are MAD.
That's why MORE INFLATION and SHORTAGES are right around the corner.
Not to be a fearmonger. It's just a REALITY now.
That's why the smartest thing you can do is get a decent stockpile of long-term-storage emergency food (also known as "survival food").
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Their food stays fresh for up to 25 years in proper storage.
And the meals are delicious!
Most important, they give you 2,000+ calories per day (which is what the average person needs under most conditions).
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