Here’s What We Know About San Bernardino Mass Shooting. The Rest Is Just Noise.

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Hi, Wonkers. Today we were almost completely devoted
to coverage of the horrific shootings in San Bernardino. Here
is our first update
on everything we know FOR SURE, without wild speculation or unconfirmed reports, and here
is the second.
As you will see in the stories below, the rest of the media did not fare so well.

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Whew! Now that's out of the way, here are some more stories:


• Here's
how we got
 even dumber watching TV "news" on San Bernardino.


• Daily
Beast finds
 terroristy name in phone book, solves San Bernardino case.


• San Bernardino mass shooting GREAT news for Donald
Trump.


• Wussy
President Obama
 won't even bomb ISIS for San Bernardino shootings.


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