GOP Has Secret Plan To Win The War On Donald Trump

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York priest
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• Ted
 will eliminate liberals with gay stuff in their butts, for America.

• First
they came
 for Donald Trump, and Ben Carson said "I think you want that other guy."

• Brave
lady's guns
 seized for shooting into crowd. How is that even fair?

• Sheriff
Joe Arpaio
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