| People still aren't mobbing us for this bread!
We want everyone to try this bread. They should. It's certainly that good.
So now, we're going to give it away!
Why isn't this everyone's favorite bread?
It's called "whole wheat". It's not white. It's hard to compete with white bread. That's because you haven't tried this yet.
Try it. If it's not better than white, we'll give you your money back.
Are you really willing to miss this bread? For free? When it's this good, you simply have to try it. | 
