Fox News Teaches Kids How To Run Toward Gunfire, What Could Go Wrong?

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck to STFU and stop doing idiot things on the Fox News? Oh well, she did it again, because here she is, showing
the kiddies
how to bumrush active shooters. Dear kiddies: DO NOT LISTEN TO HER.

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