Kyle Walker made a shocking revelation this week. Perhaps not the one you’re thinking of. Instead, in a shock move for a footballer, Kyle has a podcast, though one husbanded by the BBC so anyone hoping for the wildest tales of epic antics will just have to return to their Sunday scandal sheets for details. This one, though, shocked English soccer to its core – possibly. Kyle revealed to his studio posse, including Manchester City legend Michael Brown, that Pep Guardiola had taken him aside. “The two people I’d like to really know,” rasped Pep, “is Neil Warnock and Sam Allardyce.” Remember when Pep took his year-long sabbatical in New York City and lived the life of a European emigré prince, sampling the best of the New World and surrounding himself with Manhattan’s intelligentsia, spending long existential nights with heads such as the dissident chess grandmaster, Garry Kasparov, and visionary chef Ferran Adrià? As a man with an official biographer, we know that Pep took great life lessons from such luminaries, transposing their philosophies into his quest to master football. Since arriving in Manchester eight years ago, Pep has made few indications that he takes much from English cultural life, beyond a distant bromance with Noel Gallagher (did he get surge-priced?). There are few indications he’s joined the National Trust, has a Royal Exchange season ticket or owns a full collection of Minder DVDs. Pep has also been here long enough to know which aspects of English football he wants to absorb. It appears the traditional football man is what he aspires to, those veterans of 1,000 professional games from the coal and soot of the provinces, comfortable in the art of hurling a plate of sandwiches across a dressing room of half-naked men, reeling off anecdotes to a rapt executive lounge and telling the pressmen where to go, having just filled their notebooks full of quotable gold. Pep has been able to transform Jack Grealish into a ball-retaining metronome but he has never quite mastered the mother-in-law gags. No matter who you are, there’s always someone you can learn from. As it turned out, the summit meeting with Warnock (as described by Walker and Brown) left Pep doing more listening than talking. In siphoning the wisdom of the former manager of every northern outpost you care to mention, he learned that Nathan Aké and Jérémy Doku are good players. “Pep’s had Messi, Gaffer,” interjected Walker. Details of an Allardyce rendez-vous are keenly awaited. What to take from this before Sunday’s tactical battle with Arsenal, themselves beginning to more resemble their pre-history George Graham era rather than Arsène Wenger’s artistry? If Pep starts eyeballing the camera or asking a sub to warm up so he can abuse the assistant referee, then lessons from the gods have truly been passed on. |