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| | | 09/12/2024 Manchester United’s latest costly decision in an era of costly decisions |
| | | | NINE AND A HALF MONTHS | In a recent interview he conducted with the excellent United We Stand fanzine, Big Sir Jim Ratcliffe spoke of the major changes required at Old Trafford to regain the “elite status” Manchester United once enjoyed as a football club under Alex Ferguson. The public face of the club ever since he handed over £1.25bn to the Glazer family for the privilege of becoming a lightning rod for the torrent of fan abuse that used to be exclusively reserved for them, Ratcliffe always likes to convey the impression he is the smartest guy in the room – and quite possibly is until the precise moment a couple of smirking Americans named Joel and Avram walk through the door and pull up chairs. In the nine-and-a-half months since he volunteered to became the world’s most expensive human shield, Big Sir Jim has sermonised at length about United’s need to get on a financially even keel, while simultaneously making big and often bad decisions that end up costing the club millions. In the summer he backed Erik ten Hag with a brand new contract and added several more Ajax alumni to his squad, only to sack him at great expense a few months later. By way of replacing him, he brought in Ruben Amorim and his team of coaching staff, who also didn’t come cheap. A tax exile, Ratcliffe made an unsuccessful demand upon the treasury to pay for a much-needed refurb at Old Trafford and saved the price of a couple of months’ worth of Antony’s salary by laying off 250 staff, largely washing his hands of the United women’s team and taking the unprecedented step of jacking up ticket prices in the middle of a season. A self-made man who likes to let people know he grew up on a council estate without a backside in his trousers, Big Sir Jim insists he knows what it’s like to be poor and has no intention of pricing the ordinary working man or woman (or child) out of taking their families to Old Trafford … despite the upshot of pretty much every decision taken by him or his coterie of yes-men and flunkies suggesting nothing could be further from the truth. And on Sunday it was revealed he had spaffed several more millions up against the wall by “mutually” bouncing Dan Ashworth, United’s head of football recruitment, out of the club just five months after the suit he had once spoken so highly of had spent a similar amount of time on gardening leave from his previous gig at Newcastle. | | New manager, similar story. Photograph: Lee Smith/Action Images/Reuters | While Football Daily is not in the business of saying “we told you so”, it behoves us to recall that our antennae started twitching feverishly as soon as Big Sir Jim, along with his sidekick and fellow marginal gains maestro Smaller Sir Dave Brailsford first started rocking up at Old Trafford, putting out very public feelers before their bid for a stake in the club. Previously best known for his ability to cajole bike-racers to Tour de France wins with little more than scented pillowcases and post-race warm-downs, Smaller Sir Dave has recently rebranded himself as a football executive at a time when the all-conquering and entirely scrupulous cycling team he once managed has been plunged into a state of staggering mediocrity under Big Sir Jim’s Ineos stewardship and has just controversially lost its star rider to a rival outfit. The original high-performance guru and purveyor of world-class basics that other high-performance gurus and purveyors of world-class basics doff their caps to, it is worth noting that Brailsford and his fellow sharp-suited execs are currently overseeing Manchester United’s worst opening to a league campaign in almost 40 years. Their most recent reverse, at the hands of Nottingham Forest on Saturday, suggests Amorim has a hell of a job on his hands if he’s to return United to the “elite status” they enjoyed under Ferguson, a lofty standing that quickly eroded when the Scotsman got greedy and fell out with one of the club’s previous and eminently more sensible owners over a horse. |
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LIVE ON BIG WEBSITE | Join Michael Butler from 8pm GMT for hot Premier League MBM coverage of West Ham 2-1 Wolves, aka El Sáckico. |
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QUOTE OF THE DAY | “Everyone at the club wishes Michail a speedy recovery and wishes to express its sincere gratitude to the football family at large for the overwhelming support shown since [Saturday’s] news, as well as extending a heartfelt thank you to the emergency services and first responders who attended to Michail in the immediate aftermath of the incident, and the medical team who continue to aid him in his recovery” – West Ham issue their latest update on Michail Antonio, who is expected to be sidelined for at least a year after being involved in a horrific car crash in Epping Forest on Saturday afternoon. The forward underwent surgery on a broken leg and it still remains unclear whether the 34-year-old’s injuries will force him to retire. | | Photograph: Mike Egerton/PA |
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FOOTBALL DAILY LETTERS | | Re: Friday’s Football Daily letter. Ange Postecoglou said about his colloquy with disappointed Spurs fans: ‘They aren’t behind me, they are behind the club. I have got no interest in who is behind me.’ This reminded me of the modern serial music composer Milton Babbitt (well, we all have our odd links in the brain). Babbitt wrote virtually unlistenable music and, when criticised, wrote an article in 1958 – ‘Who Cares if You Listen?’ Babbitt said his and other modern music had become ‘isolated’ from popular opinion and argued that was a good thing: ‘Why should the layman be other than bored or puzzled by what he is unable to understand, music or anything else?’ Of course, Babbitt was a tenured academic – I don’t think ‘tenure’ is in Daniel Levy’s vocabulary – so if Levy and Spurs fans get ‘bored and puzzled’, Ange better start caring” – Richard McGahey. | | So, the Club World Cup has a non-winning team from Miami, which sponsors, TV, etc in the USA USA USA want to take part. I also note, tucked away in the draw, are FC Salzburg. Now I have nothing against such a lovely city, birthplace of Mozart and kindergarten for fine players. However, I ask what Salzburg have done to be there instead of say, well, a number of teams in Europe. Ah, a little red bull is whispering in my ear” – Tim Diggles. | | Sela advertises itself on the pitch-side hoardings at St James’ Park as: ‘Spectacular. Everyday.’ So which is it?” – Collin Gribbons. | Send letters to [email protected]. Today’s letter o’ the day winners are … Richard McGahey, who wins a copy of the new David Squires book, Chaos in the Box, plus Collin Gribbons, who lands their very own Football Weekly merch. Terms and conditions for our competitions can be viewed here. |
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RECOMMENDED SHOPPING | It’s out now, now, now, so you can order your copy of David Squires’s latest tome, Chaos in the Box, at a £3 discount, right now. Need any further persuading? We’ve got an exclusive extract right here. | | Illustration: David Squires/The Guardian |
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THE ROADS TO WEMBLEY AND HAMPDEN | We’re on board with Wolves in this season’s Women’s FA Cup and they surged onwards to round four after a 14-0 smiting of Shrewsbury. “It felt really good, I thought I had a ropey start but to hit the back of the net that many times is brilliant,” whooped Charlotte Greengrass, who bagged five of the goals. | | Charlotte Greengrass with the match ball. Photograph: Jack Thomas/WWFC/Wolves/Getty Images | Even that was eclipsed north of the border, mind, where Rangers went to Westdyke and won their third-round tie 24-1. “A little bit sloppy in certain moments but overall I think we were quite impressive particularly in and around the goal,” parped assistant coach Jay Bradford. | | Sarah Ewens grabs Rangers’ 24th. Photograph: Luke Nickerson/Rangers FC/Shutterstock |
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NEWS, BITS AND BOBS | Syria have changed their kit and logo from red to green following the toppling of president Bashar al-Assad. “The first historic change to happen in the history of Syrian sports, far from nepotism, favouritism and corruption,” declared a statement on the Syrian FA’s website. Saudi Arabia’s hosting of Human Rights World Cup II will probably lead to “severe and widespread rights violations”, according to a number of civil liberties organisations anticipating Fifa’s rubber-stamping of the bid this week. Ange Postecoglou has someone in his ranks he can genuinely call a “mate”: Cristian Romero jumped to the under-fire Spurs boss’s defence after their latest implosion, a 4-3 defeat by Chelsea. “He’s a great coach,” roared Romero. “We saw it in the first season. In this second one we’ve suffered a lot of [knack].” Martin Ødegaard believes Arsenal could have won if they’d been better up front against those pesky Fulham kids. “We dominated the whole game,” he sighed after a 1-1 draw. “They didn’t create anything apart from the goal. We did a lot, but I think we have to be a bit more aggressive going into the box.” And Botafogo are celebrating again, a week on from their Copa Libertadores triumph, after winning their first Brazilian league title since 1995. Gregore, sent off inside the first minute of the Libertadores final, was the hero this time around, stealing in to fire home an injury-time winner against São Paulo. | | Gregore’s on fire, your defences (and opponents in the first minute) are terrified … Photograph: Buda Mendes/Getty Images |
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STILL WANT MORE? | Infantino and Saudi Arabia 1-0 Football and human decency. There’s no underdog story with the 2034 World Cup, sighs Jonathan Wilson. Speaking of which, Wycombe’s David Wheeler makes a passionate case why male players must step up and add their voice to the campaign to stop football being sold out to the big polluters causing the climate crisis. Get your 10 talking points from the weekend’s Premier League action right here, right now. | | Here we go. Composite: Guardian Picture Desk | You want Main Character Energy? Then look no further than Chelsea’s Marc Cucurella, writes Barney Ronay. WSL review! WSL review! WSL review? WSL review! Two games against Napoli in 72 hours produced the same positive action for Lazio. Nicky Bandini on the Serie A surprise package. Leverkusen lack strikers but Xabi Alonso has managed his knack-crisis brilliantly to record a fifth straight win, cheers Andy Brassell. And Rayan Cherki is making the most of a chance to showcase his maverick talent at Lyon, reports Eric Devin. |
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MEMORY LANE | Storm Darragh brought plenty of disruption to football over the weekend, not least to the Merseyside derby (and the 15-year-old who flew in from Australia to watch it – “everyone says I’m a lucky charm,” he tooted beforehand). Here you can see Football Daily’s colleague Jamie Jackson braving the conditions in February 2014 after Manchester City’s home Premier League game with Sunderland fell foul to the weather due to high winds and heavy rain. | | Photograph: Dave Thompson/PA Wire/Press Association Images |
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‘IF YOU WASTE IT THIS TIME I WON’T BE HERE TOMORROW’ |
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