Manchester United plan for a bigger circus

Iconic. Ambitious. Exciting. Spine-tingling. All these adjectives and more greeted Tuesday morning’s announcement that Manchester United will build a 100,000-seater stadium to replace Old Trafford, and construct it within a five-year period. Add some context and one has to admire, above all, Big Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s chutzpah. Debts for his petrochemicals empire are forecast to reach almost £10bn this year. The All Blacks are taking legal action against Ineos for exiting a sponsorship deal early. Big Sir Jim has introduced a raft of cost-cutting measures at United, including more than 400 job losses and closure of the staff canteen.

On Monday he said that without those savings the club would have been bankrupt by Christmas. The men’s team, meanwhile, sit 14th in the Premier League, at times flirting with a relegation scrap. The squad, Big Sir Jim says, are overpaid and in some cases not good enough. Still, the Brexit-supporting Monaco tax exile insists United are capable of building a venue that will be the envy not just of the Premier League, but the entire world. It will, he claims, create as many as 92,000 jobs and generate £7.3bn annually for the UK economy. With an all-important caveat, Big Sir Jim sought to put pressure on the government, by saying the success of the project will hinge on their commitment to it. “If the government really gets behind this regeneration scheme,” he declared, “then we will build an iconic football stadium.”

Having been transformed into a debt-laden investment vehicle for the enrichment of a few at the expense of many, Manchester United is the perfect symbol of modern Britain. The Glazers have been siphoning cash out of the place for 20 years, a fact gently hinted at by Big Sir Jim when he said Old Trafford has “fallen behind” other leading sports venues. All of this required the type of mental gymnastics befitting the proposed stadium’s circus-tent design – incidentally called an “umbrella” by Foster + Partners architects, appropriate enough given the perpetually leaky Old Trafford roof. “It will hugely benefit that region which I am very close to,” Ratcliffe trumpeted. Although not that close, Jim, since you moved to Monaco?

Amid all the excitement – including a Gary Neville voiceover that made you worry Michael Owen would soon appear in a CGI helicopter – big questions remain. How much is it going to cost, and who will pay? Omar Berrada, the Manchester United chief suit, was predictably evasive on the tricky subject of money. “It’s still quite early,” he whistled. “As a PLC we can’t speculate too much about the funding. What I would say is as the centrepiece of the regeneration project, it is a very attractive investment opportunity.” Like so many modern infrastructure projects, then, it will be about “creating value”, “commercial potential” and, as Sebastian Coe perplexingly put it, “the unlocking of other potentialities”. Being such an attractive investment opportunity, perhaps the Glazers might be interested in ploughing some cash in? Or would that, like so much of the noise emanating from Manchester United on this day, be a little too far-fetched?

Join Scott Murray at 5.45pm (all times GMT) for updates on Barcelona 2-0 Benfica (agg: 3-0) in the second leg of their last-16 Bigger Cup tie, while Yara El-Shaboury will be on hand at 8pm for Liverpool 1-0 PSG (agg: 2-0).  

I’m in good form, absolutely brilliant. On the flight I had chest pains and the crew on Virgin were brilliant … my heart rate was racing. From the time I was monitored on the aeroplane and for the few days in hospital, my resting heart rate was anything above 155 beats per minute. I had a virus that attached itself to my heart that just needed clearing, rebooting and going through the process. When I get home I will have some medical checks and go and see my GP, but I feel terrific now” – Stuart Pearce delivers some good news after his medical scare on a flight back from Las Vegas last week.

To be fair, Norman Foster has done a great job for Manchester United with his rendering of a new Old Trafford. Any chance he could also conjure up a couple of strikers who can score goals, a central midfield with some pace and a defence without Victor Lindelöf too while he’s at it?” – Noble Francis.

‘Not good enough and overpaid’: a moment of clarity from Big Sir Jim? Oh, he was talking about the players” – Adrian Riley.

Can I be the first of 1,057 readers to suggest that if Mikel Arteta’s side are serious about progressing beyond the Round of Arsenal, then they could really use an early goal in the second leg to settle the nerves?” – Ed Taylor (and no others).

I believe R Reisman (yesterday’s Football Daily letters) is on to something. I have filled out his feedback form and have successfully passed all conditions: a) this is funny; b) not too long; c) not offensive; d) I’m not Noble Francis; e) there are no links; f) hopefully no one else thought of this” – Mike Glogower (and no others).

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It’s your man David Squires on … Mr Infantino’s trip to Trump-town.

Ever wanted to know what it feels like to be a famous footballer? Nope, us neither. But if you do know someone who is interested, an Eric Cantona-curated art installation would offer them a glimpse into the stifled and not-all-that-much-fun vibes that come with being a top, top, player. “The new work will see a spotlight randomly pick a visitor and follow their movement around the exhibition until they leave the space, continually repeating the process and selecting a new subject to shower with attention,” reads the spiel accompanying a collaboration between Cantona and contemporary artist Ryan Gander. Fame? Not for us, Clive. Is the arty Frenchman trying to dissuade people from pursuing a career in the game? If so, he’s a useful advocate in our Stop Football campaign. What are you waiting for? Get down to the Manchester International Festival now!

Seven medical professionals who tended to Diego Maradona during his final days are going on trial accused of criminal negligence over his death.

Fifa has been accused of reneging on a commitment to ensure workers’ safety on World Cup projects by refusing inspectors access to observe conditions inside Mexico’s Azteca Stadium.

Liverpool are offering defender Taylor Hinds their “full support” after she was subjected to “sexually inappropriate comments” from a spectator during the Women’s FA Cup win at Arsenal on Sunday.

Manchester City Women have shown Gareth Taylor through the door marked Do One just five days before the club’s appearance in the League Cup final, with Nick Cushing returning as interim manager for the remainder of the season … starting with a run of four consecutive games against unbeaten Chelsea.

In more good news for Manchester-based construction companies, City will build a £10m training facility for their WSL side. “Once complete the facility will feature a hydrotherapy area, a high-performance gym and a circular dressing room designed to enhance player development,” the club bugled in a statement.

Arne Slot admits to having had a few sleepless nights since Liverpool pilfered a win at PSG, despite having rings run round them in the first leg. “In a week like this, you don’t dream at all,” he yawned. “If you had a game like we had last week, you feel like: ‘Can I even go to sleep or do I have to watch even more?’”

Mikel Arteta may raid the Arsenal creche to pick a team for the second leg of their Bigger Cup tie walk-in-the-park against PSV. “[The kids] have been extremely helpful in bringing so much to the team,” he coochy-cooed. “When you have the opportunity to any player to say thank you, or give minutes, [it] is a way of telling them we appreciate what you do for us.”

And Bruno Guimarães reckons the Milk Cup final against Liverpool is going to be Newcastle’s Italia 90, baby! “For us, it is like the World Cup,” he whooped, after some match-winning heroics against West Ham. “We want to make history for this club. It is a long time for the fans without a trophy.”

Ciggie-smoking Wojciech Szczesny has gone from retirement to emergency cover … to conjuring an extraordinary bonus chapter to his career in goal for Barça. Jonathan Liew leads the applause.

Ruben Amorim’s refreshing honesty is a gift to hacks but an unfortunate habit his United side has of failing to score before the break needs to be broken, sniffs David Hytner.

And Proper Ronaldo promised to sprinkle magic over Real Valladolid after his much-trumpeted 2018 takeover. Now they are bottom of La Liga … and the Brazilian appears to have lost interest. Sid Lowe delves in.

24 October 1984: It was a stormy night at Anfield for the European Cup second-round tie between Liverpool and Benfica as rain swept in from the Irish Sea during the first leg. Ian Rush scored a hat-trick in a 3-1 win, with the Reds going through 3-2 on aggregate after losing the second leg 1-0.