Razor’s header. That Steven Gerrard camera-smooch. Berbatov’s overhead kick. A red card for Gerrard. The return of Cantona. Carra’s comedy own goals. Mo Salah’s hat-trick. Premier League clashes between Liverpool and Manchester United have coughed up no end of memorable moments over the years although truth be told, Football Daily had completely forgotten most of the above and had to rely on a judicious Google of “Liverpool v Manchester United + classic moments” to clear that pea-soup of a fog from our long-addled brain. On Sunday afternoon the two sides are due to meet again in a top-flight match that remains the most eye-catching of the weekend, despite how far United have fallen since the halcyon days when Alex Ferguson knocked “Liverpool right off their effing perch”. Although it could be argued the Anfield outfit’s dead parrot tribute act was more to do with the departure of Kenny Dalglish than the arrival of his compatriot at Old Trafford.

These days, the shoe is very much on the other foot, what with Liverpool’s juggernaut apparently speeding inexorably towards the title, while United have been reduced to the status of laughing stock. Fourteenth in the league and run by a cabal of clueless charlatans who seem more obsessed with corner-cutting, world-class basics and bad optics than winning football matches, this once-proud club has plumbed the depths of on-field awfulness this season. Indeed, many of their own fans are predicting a shoeing of such magnitude when they visit Anfield that the great 7-0 gubbing of March 2023, which we do remember, will be considered one of this fixture’s particularly attritional battles.

So strongly are Liverpool fancied to win this game that one cheeky reporter asked their manager if he might view it as an opportunity to give some of his superstars a weekend off ahead of sterner challenges looming on the horizon. Lads, It’s Tottenham in the Milk Cup, for example, or Accrington Stanley the following weekend. “Of course, we won’t plan to rest players,” harrumphed Arne Slot. “For me, they have much better players than maybe the league table shows at the moment. It might take a while for Ruben Amorim to bring this out of the players, but they are much better than the league table shows.”

While most available evidence, not least that of the opening half-hour of their recent defeat at the hands of Newcastle, suggests that Amorim’s mob are well worth their lowly position, it would be foolish to completely write off their chances, even if most of their supporters – and some of their players – would probably bite Football Daily’s arm off at the shoulder if we offered them a 3-0 defeat right now. Despite being in a similar, albeit not-quite-as-bad funk under Erik ten Hag last season, United’s players somehow roused themselves to knock Liverpool out of the FA Cup and throw a spanner in the works of their title charge, before pulling out a miraculous performance few believed they had in them to beat Manchester City in the Cup final. Recent history has shown that somewhere inside this ragbag collective of misfits and has-beens lies a decent performance, although we’re unlikely to see one if Amorim revisits his recent wheeze of picking two old men who can no longer run to put a stop to one of the Premier League’s most rampant, effervescent midfields.

“The second half starts well. We have really, really good momentum and then we give them one chance and they score. Right now, in some parts of the games, it’s not good enough. That’s why we don’t get the results” – Aberdeen manager Jimmy Thelin reacts after his side’s 2-1 home defeat by Ross County made it nine league games without a win. Thelin’s side, who began the season with 10 victories from 11 games, are now fourth with 10 victories from, er, 20 games.

If Wayne Rooney is looking for a new managerial position, yesterday’s Football Daily list of his foibles presents no problem for my seven-a-side team. Hands-off at training? OK with us. We barely practice at all. Enthusiasm for the local nightspots? Hell, that’s most of the reason we sign up to play. And too much time travelling out of town to visit the family? Perhaps the maddening traffic in my Southern California neighbourhood could wean him from that habit. Come west, Wayne” – Mike Wilner.

I have said it before and I will die upon this hill: Wayne Rooney’s actual future was foretold in Alejandro González Iñárritu’s 2010 World Cup ‘Write the Future’ Nike commercial, where instead of a clean tackle on Franck Ribéry, Rooney was shown a straight red for scything him down. I give Wazza five more years before he’s chalking lines on a lower-division pitch somewhere gloomy. See you in 2030” – Daniel Stauss.

If the darts scoreboard in yesterday’s Memory Lane picture (full email edition) is anything to go by, both players are at least 27 darts in and still going. The already doubtful wisdom of standing so close to the board, as many of the Spurs players are, feels less like a well-thought-out approach and more like foolhardy risk-taking. Tottenham Hotspur are currently managed by Ange Postecoglou” – Mike Slattery.

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Stop what you’re doing and check out this flamin’ added-time winner from Jordan Lauton for Western United against Perth Glory in the A-League Men. Trailing 2-1 after 90 minutes, Western United equalised through Tate Russell before Lauton’s spectacular bicycle kick won it for the visitors, prompting wild celebrations and a second booking for the 21-year-old. “He apologised for taking off his top and getting sent off,” grinned boss John Aloisi. “I said: ‘When you score goals like that, you probably can take off your top.’”

Christmas Day was a bit different for Carlos Corberán, with the former West Brom coach starting a new job. Being plucked from the Hawthorns to manage Valencia might sound a glamorous upgrade, but Corberán has a tough task on his hands. His new side are second-bottom in La Liga and his first game in charge is at home to Real Madrid on Friday. Keeping Los Che up is more than a job for Corberán, a Valencian native who was deeply affected by the recent floods. “It has been a situation that has affected me, even if I’m over here,” he said. “When you’re watching pictures of places you’ve been, seeing people suffering.” The game against Madrid has been rescheduled from 2 November; Corberán, who played for the club’s youth and reserve sides as a keeper, now finds himself in the dugout. “It is a source of pride and a great responsibility to be Valencia coach,” he added. “[Now] we begin the journey together.”

Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers believes Arne Engels was close to sustaining a serious eye injury after a coin thrown from the stands towards the end of Rangers’ dominant 3-0 Old Firm victory struck the Belgian on the head. “It’s not obviously great for the game, but, yes, he’s OK,” sighed Rodgers.

Boo! Plymouth Argyle have scrapped plans to make what could have been a classic documentary after Wayne Rooney’s exit this week.

Championship free agent news: Ashley Barnes is back at Burnley, while Andre Gray has done one from Home Park.

Mikel Arteta has questioned whether splashing out in January will really help Arsenal in the title race. “Signing somebody is not enough … because that signing has to score … how many goals?” he tooted to a room of befuddled hacks. “Sign and then score 20 to the end and you have a better chance?”

Pep Guardiola has been in typically evasive form at his pre-match press conference, saying a potential Kevin De Bruyne contract extension was “not my business”, and adding that Manchester City “maybe will or maybe won’t sign anyone” in January.

Enzo Maresca says Wesley Fofana will be out “for a very long time” with a twanged hamstring, but expects Reece James to feature at Palace on Saturday.

Everton site manager Sean Dyche wants “more production from all areas” with top scorers, Dwight McNeil and Iliman Ndiaye, on three goals each. “A lot of teams are being successful with less chances but scoring more,” he barked.

And in the WSL, Renée Slegers has now been Arsenal’s interim manager for 80 days – but the process to appoint a long-term head coach remains ongoing.

In need of some new year reading? Then get yourselves over to the Big Website bookshop, where you’ll find a host of great tomes just waiting to be added to your online basket. And you can also get a copy of the latest David Squires cartoon, his headline-grabbers of 2024, right here.

It’s Friday! It must be time for 10 things to look out for in the Premier League this weekend.

Simon Hattenstone writes that Manchester City’s slump can be understood by …. looking at Pep Guardiola’s mouth.

Brighton chief suit Paul Barber gets his chat on with Ed Aarons.

Arsenal have nine matches to play this month. Will manager Mikel Arteta navigate their injury woes? Ed takes a look.

And you might not know their names, but you’ll miss those faces once they’re gone. Harry Pearson types a tribute to characterful non-league fans.

To December 2010 and Ewood Park, where Carlton Cole is having some fun in the snow during West Ham’s 1-1 draw with Blackburn.