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GM. This is Milk Road, the crypto newsletter where we have hypothetical arguments with our researcher’s girlfriend’s dad.

(Read the second article, it’ll make sense.)

Here’s what we got for you today:

SURE, THIS WEEK FELT TERRIBLE – BUT $BTC IS DOWN LESS THAN 1%! 🧘‍♂️

This week:

(If you’ve been following all this, you’ve likely been in ‘fight or flight’ mode these past few days.)

But here’s the craziest part:

Even after all of that – and with crypto market sentiment at multi-year lows…

$BTC is only down -0.7% over the last 7 days.

So why the panic? 

Here’s a blow-by-blow of the news-driven cycle of fear we’ve all experienced over the past ten days, in chart form:

Looking day-by-day = pure panic.

Looking week-by-week = chill vibes.

This is why taking a long-term view wins-out in investing (not just zooming out from days to weeks, but to years/decades) – it helps to tune out the short/medium term noise and lower the effects that outside factors have on your psychology.

👉 “Tariffs? Eh, they’ll be old news a year from now.”

👉 “Interest rate hikes? They’ll reverse eventually.”

👉 “My wife’s leaving me? Hey, we had a good run.”

…ok, scratch that last one and book me a therapy appointment – point is: in investing, psychology is everything.

The trick:

Zoom out → chill out → stack fundamentally strong assets → win.

GOLD IS PUMPING. $BTC IS FLAT. TIME TO ZOOM OUT. 🌎

Continuing the topic of long-term views – I want to talk about our Head Of Research’s girlfriend’s dad.

Sounds weird (and it is) but hear me out – it’ll pay off (promise).

Last year, Kyle (our Head Of Research) had a discussion with his girlfriend’s father. 👇

The dinner in question has already happened, but I figured I’d prepare some talking points/rebuttals (across multiple time frames) in preparation for any future arguments with your gf’s dad…or Peter Schiff.

Starting in the current moment:

Fair play, gold has had a great week compared to Bitcoin. 🤝

It’s up 4.86% compared to $BTC’s -0.7%. 

But remember what we covered in the first article: we’re playing the long game baaaby! 

So let’s zoom out…

Over 1 year, Gold is up ~36% while $BTC is up ~17% 

(Don’t worry Kyle, we’re lulling your gf’s dad into a false sense of security with this one. 👇)

Over 5 years: Gold is up ~91%, while $BTC is up – wait for it – ~1,090%!

Oooft! Sorry Kyle’s gf’s dad!

(Kyle, I recommend you stop here. Going any further could do serious damage to your relationship.)

That said…if you really want to dig the knife in – hit him with this bad boy!

Over 15 years: Gold is up ~185%, while $BTC is up 2,743,020,566.67%.

Yuh. 2.74 billion percent. Not a typo. 👇

We’ll say it again:

Zoom out → chill out → stack fundamentally strong assets → win.

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