Auf wiedersehen
Every strand of hair on my head has had it with Heidi Klum.
The 46-year-old model laughed in the face of my split ends Wednesday when she revealed she "found a way" to get her hair touched up during quarantine — by outfitting her hairstylist in an umbrella, mask and sunglasses. And for the "America's Got Talent" judge? A mask, bra and fishnet stockings. I don't know what's more embarrassing: his outfit or her lack of empathy.
If that doesn't make your blood boil, I've got lots more to keep your group chat buzzing, like Matt Lauer's new tattoo. Shortly after the disgraced news anchor unleashed his fury on Ronan Farrow, he was photographed sporting some new ink that reads, "Hatred corrodes the container it is carried in." Just ... why? In other "WTF?" news, the Chrissy Teigen and Alison Roman beef that started nearly two weeks ago continues to unfold. The latest is that the New York Times has temporarily shelved Roman's column and Teigen isn't happy about it. The only way we'll end this madness is if these two release a quarantine-edition cookbook together. They've clearly got the time.
But even with all that, there's plenty out there to keep your blood pressure at a normal level. Watch Jason Derulo try to freak us all out for the sake of TikTok (spoiler: it looks like his smile is already back in business). Listen to Tara Reid talk to me and Ian Mohr about quarantining with Irish pop duo Jedward, and warm your heart with this absolute lovefest between "Uncut Gems" actress Julia Fox and Debi Mazar.
Drinking of you fondly,
Maggie | 
