Let's not

Is it too late to issue a gag order for all of Hollywood? Because celebrities just can't stop oversharing.

We're all desperate for human connection while in isolation, but let me kindly remind you there is still such a thing as TMI, global pandemic or not.

This week, Kate and Oliver Hudson — who are sister and brother — shared on national television how they're self-grooming ... down there. "I can wax myself. I mastered it," the "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" actress revealed. So much for mystery, huh?

Even Broadway great Patti LuPone showed her hand, and told Andy Cohen about destroying a dressing room after she was axed from "Sunset Boulevard." “I took a floor lamp and used it as batting practice,” she said. The things we're learning in lockup.

And then there's Mario Lopez, who told Page Six he'll be “very surprised if I don’t get another baby coming out of this." You're having sex! We get it! Thanks for letting the rest of us know.

Even former Giant Victor Cruz confessed that he and girlfriend Karreuche Tran spend "20 hours a day on FaceTime,” which to me sounds like enough of a reason to go your separate ways.

Another week rolls by and despite everything, the rich and famous are still clamoring for our attention. Tonight, opt for a double pour and thank your lucky stars you're not one of 'em.

Drinking of you fondly,

Maggie