Cavallari interesting
It's Kristin Cavallari's world, we just live in it.
I have a feeling the "Very Cavallari" star, 33, knew exactly what she was doing when she posted a steamy photo of herself draped over her former "Laguna Beach" co-star and ex-boyfriend, Stephen Colletti.
The shot sent me — and probably anyone who has ever mindlessly basked in the golden glow of "The Hills" — into overdrive as I imagined these two reuniting in their 30s. Anything is possible after five months in quarantine, right? At least I'd like to think so.
Someone less impressed by the reunion was Jay Cutler, whom Cavallari split from after seven years of marriage back in April, just as the couple returned from three weeks stuck in the Bahamas.
Soon after Cavallari's post sent the internet into a tizzy, Cutler's Instagram account vanished quicker than you could say "Ste-phehhhnnnnn!" "In the wake of the photo, Jay was getting a lot of heat on social media. He was over it and deleted his account,” a source told E! News on Wednesday.
I guess what happens in Cabo doesn't stay in Cabo after all. Meanwhile, in a less nostalgic corner of the internet, Brian Austin Green is trolling his estranged wife and her new boyfriend.
This week Megan Fox proved you can be hot and corny when she declared her undying affection for Machine Gun Kelly, captioning a pic of the duo, "Achingly Beautiful Boy… My heart is yours 🔪♥️🔪.”
So cheesy, I might have to switch from martinis to wine.
Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox But props to Green, who decided to have some fun with it, posting photos of his four sons — three of whom he shares with Fox — captioned, "Achingly beautiful boys…… My heart is yours." He may be 47, but I'm thrilled to report that David Silver's still got it.
And then there's Danica Patrick, who also seems to be sticking it to her ex!
The former NASCAR driver is living her best lake life after splitting with Aaron Rodgers, splashing around in a leopard print bikini and looking like she's having a ball.
To quote the great modern thinker Maluma, "Babe, I know you well, I know it was uploaded to make me jealous."
So remember, if you don't have anything nice to say, there's always Instagram.
Drinking of you fondly,
Maggie |