We Musk discuss

Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any stranger, Elon Musk is denying he had a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne.

The eyebrow-raising accusation was leveled against him this week as part of Johnny Depp's ongoing legal pursuit of his ex-wife, Heard, following their 2017 divorce. Leave it to Musk to offer a bit of evergreen advice, telling Page Six, "Life is too short for such extended negativity. Nobody is going to say, after it’s all over, that they wished the court battle had lasted longer!”

Meanwhile, "The Bold and The Beautiful" has found itself between even stranger bedfellows. The long-running soap opera has resumed production after the COVID-19 shutdown, but is now using dolls for romantic scenes. "We’re searching websites and combing Hollywood to see what’s available — so we may be employing a lot of dolls in future love scenes," the show’s executive producer/head writer Bradley Bell explained. Safety first!

And I'm happy to report that Machine Gun Kelly has finally found more to love than questionable tattoos. The "Bloody Valentine" musician, who is said to be romancing actress Megan Fox, has been putting everyone's pandemic boyfriend to shame, setting up sushi dates on rose-covered blankets as the Los Angeles sun sets in the distance.

Somewhere else, Fox's soon-to-be ex-husband, Brian Austin Green, has been lunching with Courtney Stodden, who finalized her divorce from Doug Hutchison — whom she married when she was just 16 — earlier this year. Stodden's rep maintains that she "isn’t involved personally on anything romantically at this time." Maybe she's just got a good divorce attorney to share?

If that's not strange enough for you, Dina Lohan is engaged to man she's never met in real life after he mailed her a ring. There's hope for the rest of us yet.

Drinking of you fondly,

Maggie