Donald Trump Says No Muslims Allowed, ‘Christians Only ’ Republicans Appalled

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•  Fox
twit Elisabeth Hasselbeck:
 It's Obama's fault we have to hate the Muslims, THANKS OBAMA!

• Here are some terrific
Republican ideas
 for defeating terrorism.

• Bernie
 happy to discuss ISIS and terrorism any time that isn't now.

Rep. Marsha Blackburn
 does not care for your silly poll about Planned Parenthood.

• Hillary
shows America
 how to lady-scissor in heartwarming gay ad.

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News boots
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