Item one: Donald Trump is destined for a jumpsuit to match his skin tone |
Nearly every week is a bad week for Donald Trump these days, but this week brought developments that, while extremely gratifying from my perspective, are monumentally, roaringly, Wagnerianly bad for the former guy. It now looks somewhere between probable and certain that as he seeks the presidency, Trump will be staring at—not one, not two, but three—indictments, as well as at least one criminal trial, which we learned this week is going to happen in the thick of the presidential primary season. I don’t want to speak too soon. The wheels of justice grind slowly, and they can roll very timidly where presidential office-seekers are concerned. But we’re getting closer with each passing week to being able to say that by running for and becoming president, Trump finally went too far and made his biggest mistake. If you’re a rich private citizen in this country, you can break the law all you want, short of things like actual murder, and the law might never catch up with you. But take a public office, and suddenly an entirely different set of laws applies to you, the scrutiny of your words and deeds—past and present—becomes white-hot intense, and the system takes your misdeeds far more seriously than a mere failure to pay your taxes. This can take a person who became accustomed to ignoring the law over the course of 50 years by surprise—though in fairness, it could be a big reason more white-collar criminals don’t run for president. Let’s go through the three cases, with which you may have some passing familiarity. The first is the criminal indictment already unsealed, that of Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg over the Stormy Daniels hush money and the whole National Enquirer “catch and kill” business. This week, Judge Juan Merchan (by the way, he is a native of Colombia; I’m starting an over-under pool on when Trump starts pointing this out) set the trial date for next March. Also on the schedule for next March: no fewer than 25 primaries—13 on Tuesday, March 5 (Super Tuesday) and another dozen over the course of the month. Picture it: It’s Tuesday, March 12. The date of the primary in the crucial state of Georgia, the state Trump most blatantly tried to steal in 2020. Ron DeSantis is in the Atlanta suburbs. Nikki Haley is in Columbus. Tim Scott is in Macon. Asa Hutchinson is in Augusta. Mike Pence is barnstorming his way from Valdosta to Albany to Vidalia. And Donald Trump is in a courtroom in Manhattan testifying, lying his brains out, as will be obvious to everyone watching except the MAGA people. Case number two is the big one: where special prosecutor Jack Smith enters the chat. Reports came out this week that Smith could be within weeks—some say within days—of bringing charges against Trump. The Washington Post reported Thursday that two Mar-a-Lago employees moved boxes of papers the day before a June 2022 visit by FBI agents (this was not the raid—that was in August—it was just a visit) looking to collect classified documents pursuant to a subpoena that May. It could be a coincidence. (There are a lot more coincidences in this world than people think.) But it looks pretty weird. Legal experts seem to be in agreement that the classified-documents situation represents Trump’s biggest legal Achilles’ heel. And remember—Smith is also investigating Trump’s role in the January 6 attacks. We all saw Trump egg on the violence in a way that meets any human commonsense standard. But meeting a legal standard is a higher bar. So that may be harder to reach. But the encouraging development along these lines this week? There is renewed speculation about what’s going on behind the scenes with Mark Meadows, the White House chief of staff at the time. CNN reported this week that Meadows is quietly advising the House Freedom Caucus on the debt limit fight. But that report also noted that Meadows is no longer in touch with Trump, which has led to speculation about whether Meadows is cooperating with Smith. A former Defense Department counsel tweeted the CNN story and wrote: “If he’s cooperating, game over.” Others were skeptical that Meadows would cooperate against Trump. But prosecutors have leverage. If Meadows is cooperating, well, there’s probably no one, not even Melania, who possesses a fuller mental log of the things Trump did and said that day. We circle back to Georgia to consider the third case: Fani Willis’s probe into Trump’s frantic search for the famous 11,780 votes he called for to be added to his short-of-Biden’s-tally total. Willis appears almost certain to bring an indictment against Trump in August, a date she announced a week ago today. (See what I mean about this being a spectacularly bad week?) This investigation has long seemed the most open-and-shut of all the cases against Trump, given that the whole world has heard him on the telephone instructing state officials to go find him the votes. So let’s assume indictments from Smith and Willis. When would those trials commence? In all likelihood these too would kick off sometime next year. (Though I suppose that maybe one will have to wait for the other; all indictments answered in the order they are received and all that.) Still, it’s just wild to imagine what this could look like, what kind of presidential campaign we might have if one candidate is moonlighting as a semi-professional defendant. We must, of course, admit of the possibility that the GOP will nominate Trump anyway and, by Election Day, he will be thrice acquitted. But it sure seems more likely that a harsher outcome awaits him. Let’s just look at the postpresidential legal track record. In December 2022, the Trump Organization was found guilty on all charges of tax fraud. Earlier this month, a jury took about three minutes (OK, not literally) to agree that Trump sexually abused E. Jean Carroll. There’s a pattern here. There remains the question of whether there’s a point at which this all becomes too much even for Republican primary voters. A third indictment may be a bridge too far; they might decide at long last that Trump’s no longer worth the trouble. But he’ll turn this into Armageddon. It will get ugly—perhaps terrifyingly so. Yet the end times are coming, all right—not for the world, but for Trump. If he’d stayed a private citizen, the law wouldn’t have gone to the expense and trouble of nailing him. But he became a public servant. As corrupt as our country and legal system are in many ways, you just can’t do anything you want as a public servant. The system eventually says enough. Let’s sit back and enjoy every delicious minute of watching him learn this lesson. |
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Item two: Once again, the cruelty is the point |
They appear to be zeroing in on a debt limit deal. I’ll wait until the end to assess that whole situation, but for now, I think we should all focus on one particular point. Reports suggest that Kevin McCarthy and the Republicans are hewing to a hard line on the question of forcing more stringent work requirements on recipients of public assistance. The language in the budget bill McCarthy and the GOP passed on a party-line vote last month would try to “fix” various specific aspects of the statutes that govern the Temporary Assistance to Needy Families, or TANF, program to ensure 50 percent participation in the states. This gets really complicated (and is well explained by this Time magazine piece), but the long and short of it is that since the passage of welfare reform in 1996, Congress has set a standard that 50 percent of single parents and 90 percent of married parents had to work 30 hours a week. Some loopholes emerged to allow states to dodge these targets. Why would states want to duck these targets? Because they’re a bunch of Marxists? Not really. Rather, it’s because states haven’t been able to enforce the 50/90 standard at current funding levels. In other words, Congress doesn’t give the states the money to enforce these rules, so now it comes around and wants to tighten the rules! Enforcement of which costs money. But that money is never forthcoming. None of this is really the point, of course. The point is to punish poor people. And to force House Democrats to vote for something they hate. It is likely that within the House Democratic caucus, they’ll work it out so that enough members vote “no” to register the party’s objection to this but that enough will also vote “yes” to make sure the nation’s economy doesn’t collapse. And Republicans’ desire to punish poor people just never ends. |
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Item three: Remember those tactical nuclear weapons? Well, they’re on the move. Russia and Belarus signed a deal Thursday to deploy Russian nuclear weapons to the territory of its slavish neighbor and ally. The details are sketchy, but Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko said that “the movement of nuclear weapons has begun.” How bad are things in Russia right now? Well, listen to Yevgeny Prigozhin, the head of the Wagner mercenary group fighting with Russia. The Wagner group has started pulling out of Bakhmut, which it had captured for Russia. Prigozhin said this week that Russia was practically on the verge of dissolution. The society, he said, is deeply split. “This divide can end as in 1917 with a revolution,” he said. “First the soldiers will stand up, and after that—their loved ones will rise up.… There are already tens of thousands of them—relatives of those killed. And there will probably be hundreds of thousands—we cannot avoid that.” I want to say we can only hope that Russians will rise up to divert the country from the path Putin has set it on. But the next revolution could well end up with people in charge who are even worse than Putin. Still, it’s great to see the Kremlin in such disarray. |
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Last week’s quiz: “On a wonderful day like today.” Things that happened in popular music on May 19. Fun, eh? |
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1. In 1960, this teen queen of song, film, and TV missed her high school graduation—because she was performing at Radio City Music Hall. |
A. Sandra Dee B. Polly Purebred C. Brenda Lee D. Annette Funicello |
Answer: D, Annette Funicello. I’m glad she didn’t live to see DeSantis’s war on Disney. “Sweet” Polly Purebred, by the way, was not an actual human, but Underdog’s girlfriend. |
2. On this date in 1962, this man was mentioned for the first time in the British music publication Disc, on the occasion of his having joined Alexis Korner’s band, Blues Incorporated. |
A. Brian Jones B. Mick Jagger C. Van Morrison D. Rod Stewart |
Answer: B, Mick Jagger. And what a lovely tribute he paid to Tina Turner this week. |
3. Also on this day in 1962, Marilyn Monroe famously did what? |
A. Stood above that famous subway grate B. Performed “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” at the White House C. Recorded a never-released and now highly prized cover of “I’m Just a Girl Who Can’t Say No” D. Sang “Happy Birthday” to President Kennedy at Madison Square Garden |
Answer: D, sang to JFK at MSG. I made up B and C, in case those weren’t familiar to you. |
4. What Stevie Wonder song hit number one on this date in 1973? It’s been covered by Ella Fitzgerald and Jr. Walker and the All-Stars and recorded in at least 12 languages. |
A. “Superstitious” B. “You Are the Sunshine of My Life” C. “Sir Duke” D. “For Once in My Life” |
Answer: B, “Sunshine.” Should have been easy, I think. |
5. In 2007, at this country music star’s fiftieth anniversary gala, Dolly Parton sang “I Will Always Love You” to which honoree, for whom she had written the song originally? |
A. Conway Twitty B. Glen Campbell C. Porter Wagoner D. Jim Reeves |
6. On this date in 2009, Glee debuted. The cast sang a classic rock megahit that was so popular it charted higher than the original band’s version in 1981. What was the song? |
A. Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” B. Boston’s “More Than a Feeling” C. Phil Collins’s “In the Air Tonight” D. The Police’s “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” |
Answer: A, Journey. Only “In the Air Tonight” was also from 1981. |
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This week’s quiz: “Friend only to the undertaker.” To mark Memorial Day, on wars past and present. |
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1. A three-part question: Who fought the Punic Wars? How many were there, and what was the upshot? |
A. Rome and Carthage; three; Rome took over vast swaths of northern Africa. B. Carthage and Egypt; two; Carthage held Alexandria for two centuries. C. Athens and Sparta; four; the splintering of the Delian League. D. Assyria and Phrygia; two; Assyrian dominance of Asia Minor. |
2. According to the Borgen Project, four of history’s seven deadliest wars were fought entirely within the boundaries of which modern-day nation-state? |
A. Mexico B. China C. Russia D. India |
3. The Wars of the Roses were a series of Medieval English civil wars for control of the throne. The “roses” referred to the heraldic badges of the warring factions, which were: |
A. The red rose of Windsor and the white rose of Kirkcaldy B. The yellow rose of Plantagenet and the pink rose of Tudor C. The white rose of York and the red rose of Lancaster D. The “Devil’s Rose” of Dorset and the “Angel’s Rose” of Anglia |
4. Match the important European battle site to the war. |
The Franco-Prussian War The Hundred Years’ War The Moorish Conquest of Europe The Napoleonic Wars |
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5. What’s the deadliest war since World War II? |
A. The Iran-Iraq War B. The Korean War C. The Vietnam War D. The Second Congo War |
6. How many wars are going on in the world right now, defined as at least 1,000 combat deaths in a recent or current year? |
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One of the great quotes on war? From Albert Einstein: “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” Answers next week. Feedback to [email protected]. —Michael Tomasky, editor |
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