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1. ‘Worse Than a Tariff’: Canada Yanks American Alcohol From Shelves

 JACK AND NOPE 

Jack Daniel’s maker’s CEO said the retaliatory moves were a “very disproportionate response.”

POLITICS

2. AI Managers Will Now Take Your McDonald’s Order

 MCROBOTS 

The company is “lovin’ it” and hopes it’ll attract 75 million new customers.

U.S. NEWS

These Wrinkle-Proof Men’s Pants Give Your Backside a Boost

 🍑👀 

Jack Archer’s bestselling tech pants give your butt a lift, don’t crease on the commute to the office and are as comfortable as sweatpants.

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3. Master of Jazz Fusion Roy Ayers Dies at 84

 JAZZ LEGEND 

The jazz-meets-funk musician inspired Pharrell Williams, Dr. Dre, and Kanye West.

CULTURE

4. Father of Cancer Survivor Teen Honored by Trump Slams Rachel Maddow

 ‘SHUT HER MOUTH’ 

The MSNBC host was criticizing the president for praising DOGE when she made the comment, as the department has cut off funding into pediatric cancer research.

U.S. NEWS

This Scalp Care Brand Could Be the End of Your Dandruff

 HEADS UP! 

Jupiter’s scalp care essentials are now available in Target stores across the country.

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5. MAGA Wives Handed New Trump Assignment in Italy

 EURO TRIP 

The second lady will also be joined by Rachel Campos-Duffy, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s wife.

POLITICS

6. ‘Hamilton’ Cancels Kennedy Center Show to Protest Trump’s Takeover

 TAKE THAT 

Producer Jeffrey Seller announced on X that a scheduled engagement at the Kennedy Center in 2026 will be canceled.

POLITICS

7. The Washington Post Looks to Recruit Right-Wing Journalists

 WANTED 

The paper’s publisher recently met with the editor-in-chief of the right-wing Free Bacon.

U.S. NEWS

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8. Jane Fonda: I Saved My Baby Grandson From a Wild Bear

 TRUE STORY 

The actor said she had “just learned what to do if you’re close to a bear” before the encounter.

OBSESSED

9. Florida Thief Allegedly Steals Then Swallows $770K Worth of Tiffany Earrings

 EXPENSIVE SNACK 

Jaythan Gilder, 32, allegedly asked police if he was going to be charged for “what’s in my stomach.”

U.S. NEWS

10. Jesse Eisenberg Gifted New Citizenship After Oscars Movie

 A REAL POLE 

The star who wrote, directed and acted in “A Real Pain” felt inspired to apply for a Poland citizenship after shooting his film on location.

OBSESSED

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11. U.S. Holding Secret Talks With Hamas on Hostage Release

 BEHIND THE SCENES 

The Trump administration has sent the U.S. presidential envoy for hostage affairs to directly talk to the terrorist organization Hamas.

POLITICS

12. Piglets Meant to Starve to Death in Art Exhibition Stolen

 PIG-IGNORANT 

Marco Evaristti’s exposé aimed to make a point about animal rights in Denmark.

WORLD

13. Panama President Blasts ‘Lying’ Trump Over His Canal Takeover Plan

 FIGHTING BACK 

“The Canal is Panamanian and will continue to be Panamanian!” said José Raúl Mulino, in a social media post.

POLITICS

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