1.  Witness: Justin Timberlake Stole Stranger’s Drink Before DWI

 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE 

“The guy goes, ‘Justin, that’s my drink!’” according to a person who saw the bizarre incident unfold.

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2.  Former NBA Star Desperately In Need of Kidney

 WAITING GAME 

Robinson’s kidneys failed six years ago after the player was diagnosed with kidney disease in 2006.

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3.  Sánchez, Bezos Make a Splash With Mykonos Yacht Trip: Report

 ISLAND GETAWAY 

The power couple is in town with their $500 million luxury vessel.

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4.  ‘La Dolce Vita’ Star Anouk Aimée Dies at 92

 END OF AN ERA 

The actress’ daughter, Manuela Papatakis, wrote on Instagram that she was by her mother’s side when she passed.

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5.  Steve Bannon Won’t Get ‘Club Fed’ Jail Treatment: Report

 AIN’T NO HOLIDAY 

The former Trump adviser has a pending criminal trial in New York, meaning he’ll be doing time in a low-security prison instead.

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6.  More Problems for Giuliani After Fiery Bankruptcy Hearing

 ‘REASONS TO BE CONCERNED’ 

Giuliani took heat from creditors, a judge and the U.S. Justice Department during the hearing in New York.

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7.  Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Take Back Their Request for New Trial

 WHOOPSIE DAISY 

No reason was given for the “correcting entry” on the court docket—meaning that the filing could be resubmitted at any time.

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8.  Pastor Responds to White Crowd at Trump’s Black Church Event

 SAD FACE 

The Saturday surprise “roundtable” was hosted at 180 Church, a predominately Black congregation in Detroit.

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9.  Washington Post Drops Another Bombshell Scoop About Itself

 OH BOY... 

The newspaper’s new CEO declined to answer his own reporters’ questions.

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10.  Rising GOP Star Lied About His Age on Dating Profile: Report

 SELF-CONSCIOUS 

Current congressional candidate and Pennsylvania state Rep. Ryan Mackenzie claimed to be 29 years old when he was actually 37, an eight-year discrepancy.

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11.  GOP Lawmakers Angry There’s Nowhere in Capitol to Rip Cigars

 SNUFFED OUT 

Give them smoke or give them death.

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12.  Why Tiffany Trump Could Make or Break Dad’s Election Chances

 GOLDEN CHILD 

Tiffany married Michael Boulos in November, 2022. His father, Massad, has connections Donald desperately needs.

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13.  Scooter Braun’s Music Management Days Are Officially Over

 ‘NO MORE’ 

He detailed what he plans to do next in a lengthy public statement.

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