1.  Trump to Nominate Baptist Minister as Ambassador to Israel

 ‘HE LOVES ISRAEL’ 

The president-elect announced his intent to nominate former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee as ambassador to Israel.

POLITICS

2.  Political Celebrity ‘Babydog’ Banned from Senate Floor

 INJUSTICE 

Sen. Jim Justice’s popular pooch was not allowed to join him for orientation.

POLITICS

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3.  ‘X-Files’ Stars Admit to ‘Tension’ That Led to Their ‘Not Speaking’

 ‘DYSFUNCTIONAL’ 

David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson finally addressed the “failure” of their friendship.

OBSESSED

4.  Melania Trump Now Selling Access to Her ‘Dynamic Life’ for $195

 MERRY GRIFTMAS 

The former and future first lady has announced a “exclusive” collection of digital images called “On The Move.”

POLITICS

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5.  High School History Teacher Yanked After Rant Comparing Trump to Hitler

  ‘LISTEN UP, KIDS’ 

Students and parents are protesting against the school district’s decision.

POLITICS

6.  ‘Wheel of Fortune’ Contestant Goes Viral for Botching Puzzle

 SILLY SAUSAGE 

Social media users are getting a kick out of a contestant’s awful answer on Monday night’s Veteran’s Day episode.

MEDIA

7.  Demonstrators Wave Nazi Flags Outside Performance of ‘The Diary of Anne Frank’

 ‘IGNORE ‘EM’ 

“On Saturday evening, things became more real than we expected,” said the Fowlerville Community Theatre, in a statement.

U.S. NEWS

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8.  Harriet Tubman Finally Given the Rank of General for Leading Union Troops

 CIVIL WAR HERO 

The legendary Underground Railroad conductor was the first woman to lead a wartime military action in the U.S.

U.S. NEWS

9.  This Is How Close Putin Came to Launching Nuclear Weapons

 ARMAGEDDON FORECAST 

Fallout fears prompted leader to pore over weather maps

WORLD

10.  South Korean Leader Finessing His Golf Game to Prep for Trump Meetings

 TEE TIME 

Yoon Suk Yeol apparently hadn’t picked up a putt in almost eight years.

WORLD

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11.  Camilla Skips ‘Gladiator’ Premiere Due to Illness

 THUMBS-DOWN 

Chest infection laid the queen low this weekend but she is returning to some duties.

CULTURE

12.  Indonesia’s Leader Shares Video of His Fawning Congratulatory Call to Trump

 FINDING FAVOR 

“Your English is so good,” Trump said at one point in the the call.

POLITICS

13.  Alec Baldwin Already Not Liking His New Reality Show Gig

 HARSH REALITY 

The actor is set to star in a TLC series with his family in January.

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