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1. Trump’s Super Bowl Attendance Fails to Drive Up Tanking Ticket Prices

 BARGAIN BOWL 

Tickets for Super Bowl LIX in New Orleans this year can be bagged for below $4,000.

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2. Publishers Sue After Idaho Bans Books Like ‘Game of Thrones’

 HITTING THE BOOKS 

Industry heavyweights including Penguin Random House and HarperCollins have launched a legal challenge.

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Nutribullet’s New Portable Blender Streamlined My Morning Smoothie Routine

 SMOOTHIES ON THE GO 

The Nutribullet Flip, an insulated portable blender, allows you to make smoothies, protein shakes, and other blended drinks on the go.

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3. NFL Quietly Drops ‘End Racism’ Super Bowl Message as Trump Targets DEI

 SIGN OF THE TIMES 

Viewers will be asked to “Choose Love” instead.

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4. 100K Eggs Stolen in Massive Heist as Prices Soar

 HARD TO BEAT 

The eggs are worth an estimated $40,000.

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These Heated Chairs Are a Must-Have Cold Plunge Companion

 HEAT CHECK 

Athletes, fitness fanatics, and wellness enthusiasts will love adding Galanter & Jones heated chairs to their outdoor cold plunge lineup.

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5. Has Musk Launched Memecoin With ‘White House Tech Support’ Gag?

 ULTIMATE TROLL 

The DOGE chief changed his X bio to “White House Tech Support,” as a new cryptocurrency with the same name launched at the same time.

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6. Phony ICE Agents Try to Join Trump’s Immigration Crackdown

 ON THE PROWL 

ICE impersonators have been arrested in at least three states, CNN reports.

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7. Kanye Boasts: My Wife Is ‘Most Googled’ Person on Earth After Naked Grammys Stunt

 BREAKING THE INTERNET 

“WE BEAT THE GRAMMIES,” the rapper bragged on social media.

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8. Greenland Blocks Foreign Political Cash as Trump Rekindles Takeover Talk

 MUSK-PROOF 

New law bans political donations from overseas.

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9. Trump Wants to Bring ‘Sharpiegate’ Scientist Back to NOAA

 PERFECT STORM 

Neil Jacobs was in charge in 2019 when the president appeared to redraw an official map of Hurricane Dorian’s projected path using a permanent marker.

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10. New Diddy Lawsuits Allege Drugging and Rapes at Trump Hotel

 SHOCKING DETAILS 

Two lawsuits were filed against the rapper, according to a new report from TMZ.

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11. Sorry Shoppers: Trump’s Tariffs Mean No Packages From China

 GOODBYE SHEIN 

The USPS announced a temporary suspension of inbound packages from China days after the president signed an order imposing a 10% tariff on the country.

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12. Trump’s Backup Plan Confirmed as Attorney General

 GREEN LIGHT 

Pam Bondi won her confirmation in a 54-46 vote.

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13. Trump Totally Dismisses Female Afghan Reporter: ‘Can’t Understand a Word’

 THANK YOU, NEXT 

The moment was overshadowed by Trump’s claim that the U.S. will “take over” Gaza.

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