1.  Trump’s Lawyers Try to Stop His ‘Major’ News Conference: ABC

 SURPRISE, SURPRISE 

They are reportedly warning that more “dubious” election claims will only make matters worse for him.

POLITICS

2.  Jenna Ellis Begs for Cash to Fund Georgia Defense

  ‘SICKENING ABOMINATION’ 

Ellis was one of several members of Trump’s legal team indicted by the Georgia grand jury earlier this week.

POLITICS

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3.  ‘Little Tyrant’ David Byrne Owns Up to Talking Heads’ Split

 ‘I HAVE REGRETS’ 

“I was not as pleasant to be around,” Byrne said.

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4.  Rudy Made $300K for Anti-Biden Film That Went Nowhere: Suit

 ‘SMOKING GUNS’ 

Two brothers who sank $1 million into the failed project said they were promised it would be “a possible ‘kill shot’ to Biden’s presidential campaign.”

POLITICS

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5.  Investigators Eye Data Breach in Kansas Newspaper Probe: AG

 MORE QUESTIONS 

State Attorney General Kris Kobach says state authorities are looking into whether somebody breached the Kansas Criminal Justice Information System.

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6.  Trump Fumes at Fox News for Airing His ‘Worst Pictures’

 BAD OPTICS 

“Especially the big ‘orange’ one with my chin pulled way back.”

MEDIA

7.  Asghari Cites ‘Irreconcilable Differences’ in Spears Divorce

 ENDINGS 

Asghari noted the date of their separation as July 28th, 2023.

ENTERTAINMENT

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8.  Maui Official Scrutinized for Delay in Water Release

 TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE 

“We watched the devastation unfold around us without the ability to help,” the West Maui Land Co. wrote in a letter to officials.

U.S. NEWS

9.  Cops Investigating MAGA Threats Against Georgia Grand Jurors

  DOXXED 

The grand jury’s addresses were reportedly shared in some online circles after Trump’s indictment.

POLITICS

10.  Luke Valentine Blames Racial Slur on... Sleep Deprivation

 THAT’S A NEW ONE 

“It was about a week of malnutrition, a week of sleep deprivation. I was getting probably two-and-a-half hours of sleep,” the ousted “Big Brother” contestant said.

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11.  10+ Dead as Private Jet Crashes Into Car and Motorcycle

 AWFUL 

The plane was attempting to land when it plunged into a highway.

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12.  Leviss’ Claim of Making Zilch From ‘Vanderpump’ Is Shot Down

 HMM 

She took home $361,000 for Season 10, Lisa Vanderpump claims.

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13.  PornHub Wages War Against Tiny NYC Kebab Shop

 BEEFING 

“This is of course as comical as it is preposterous.”

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