1.  Trump Peeved That Ex-Press Secretary Won’t Back Him: Report

 HURT FEELINGS 

“You should always dance with the person who brought you,” one Trump ally said.

POLITICS

2.  George Santos Asks to Change Bail to Go ‘Dining, Shopping’

  ‘CUSTOMARY FUNCTIONS‘ 

Santos’ lawyer has asked the judge to expand the area he’s allowed to travel in without having to give officials “unnecessary notifications” to include a 30-mile radius around D.C.

POLITICS

Wine Lovers Say These Filtering Wands Prevent Hangovers

  HEADACHES, BEGONE! 

These purifying wine wands help remove the headache and congestion-inducing histamines and sulfites so you can enjoy a glass or two without the side effects.

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3.  ‘Sticky Note Bandit’ Wanted by FBI for 4 Houston Robberies

 MODUS OPERANDI 

The man earned his nickname by allegedly handing bank tellers a threatening message on a sticky note.

U.S. NEWS

4.  Old Friend Claims OceanGate CEO Knew Titanic Sub Was Doomed

 ‘MOUSETRAP’ 

Karl Stanley told “60 Minutes Australia” the late CEO “definitely knew it was going to end like this.”

U.S. NEWS

Nourish Sun-Kissed Skin With This Quinoa-Infused Body Care

 SUMMER SKIN 

Good for you, good for the planet.

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5.  GOP Rep Accused of Sexual Harassment Allegedly Bit People

 WTF 

A waitress at a Miami hotel said Fabian Basabe bit her arm while she was serving him drinks in 2017, according to a police report.

POLITICS

6.  Wesleyan Drops Legacy Admissions as Affirmative Action Ends

 ‘SIGN OF UNFAIRNESS’ 

A number of prestigious schools including Johns Hopkins, Carnegie Mellon, and MIT have already ended the legacy admissions policy.

U.S. NEWS

7.  Tourist Reveals the Moment Travis King Ran Into North Korea

 ‘INCREDIBLY STUPID’ 

“I thought it was some kind of stupid stunt that he was doing for TikTok or something like that.”

WORLD

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8.  Trump Considers Tucker Interview to Compete With Fox Debate

 THE TUCKER AND TRUMP SHOW 

The famously ratings-obsessed ex-president is looking for ways to draw attention to himself if he decides to skip next month’s first GOP primary debate.

MEDIA

9.  The Daily Beast Wins NLGJA Awards for LGBTQ Journalism

  CONGRATS! 

In NLGJA’s 2023 Excellence in Journalism Awards, Tim Teeman won for his report on Broadway’s “Funny Girl,” while Nico Lang won for an article on trans discrimination in Alabama.

MEDIA

10.  Gilgo Beach Suspect Was ‘Traumatized’ by Arrest: Lawyer

 BOO HOO 

Heuermann’s home was searched by investigators on Monday, where they said they found an “arsenal” of 300 guns.

U.S. NEWS

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11.  Netflix Axes Its Cheapest Ad-Free Plan for New Subscribers

 FULL PIVOT 

The platform, which once championed itself as being ad-free, is hoping to push new subscribers to its content that features advertisement breaks.

ENTERTAINMENT

12.  Stanford Prez Resigns After Report Exposed Flaws in Research

 ‘RIGOR’ MORTIS 

A review of Marc Tessier-Lavigne’s scientific work showed flaws that spanned decades, according to an independent review.

U.S. NEWS

13.  More Women Accuse French Actor-Director of Sexual Assault

 MON DIEU 

One aspiring actress says Nicolas Bedos sexually assaulted and raped her in 1999, and another woman accuses him of sexually assaulting her in 2017.

ENTERTAINMENT

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