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1. Trump: I Was Too Busy Averting ‘Holocaust’ to Commit Fraud

  NOVEL DEFENSE 

He said under oath that “saving millions of lives” meant he didn’t have time for his company.

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2. Deadly Shroom Chef’s Ex Reveals Last Message From Dying Mom

 TRAGIC 

Simon Patterson became emotional as he spoke at a public memorial to his parents.

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Breaking: Allbirds Dropped Its Labor Day Sale Early

 SNEAKER SALE 

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3. Rahm Emanuel Sticks It to China With Japan Seafood Photo-Op

 ON A ROLL 

The diplomat ate slices of fish at a local restaurant after Beijing banned all Japanese seafood.

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4. Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour: The Movie Is Hitting Theaters

 BIG SCREEN 

Opening night, Oct. 13th, is already practically sold out in New York.

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Marlow Pillow Is Having an End-of-Summer Sale

 PILLOW TALK 

Don’t sleep on this sale; Marlow Pillow is ending summer with their buy-more, save-more promotion.

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5. Man Pulled Over With Giant Live Bull Riding Shotgun

 ‘VERY WELL BEHAVED’ 

The bull, named Howdy Doody, appeared to be almost half as big as the car.

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6. Dog Turns Up 2 Months After Disappearing With Missing Banker

 ‘SO CONFUSED’ 

Korhan Berzeg and his pet disappeared in June. The dog returned home unharmed 72 days later.

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7. Student’s Death in Wrong House Entry Deemed ‘Justifiable’

 ‘HEARTBREAKING’ 

Nicholas Donofrio, 20, was gunned down as he tried to get into what he thought was his own home, authorities say.

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8. Martha Stewart Claps Back at Her Iceberg Cocktail Haters

 SHOOK UP 

She doubled down on her use of actual icebergs to cool drinks.

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9. Johannesburg Fire Leaves 73+ Dead, Scores Injured

 DISASTER 

The blaze broke out in a five-story building used by homeless people, authorities say.

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10. Marvel Assistant Director Dies of Heart Complications at 52

 ‘BELOVED MEMBER’ 

Jamie Christopher, who also had a hand in the “Harry Potter” and “Star Wars” franchises, died on Tuesday in Los Angeles.

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11. Six People Shot, Wounded, in Illinois Mass Shooting: Report

 NOT ANOTHER 

Immediate details on the incident were slim but the shooting occurred at approximately 9:00 p.m. Wednesday night, according to authorities.

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12. Nebraska Guv Defines ‘Male,’ ‘Female’ in New Executive Order

 ‘IGNORANT’ 

The measure would narrow the definition of “male” and “female” under state law to only include biological sex.

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13. Biden Admin Recommends Biggest Drug Policy Change in Decades

 HIGH TIMES 

Marijuana is currently scheduled as a Schedule I drug—putting it on par with heroin.

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