1.  Trump Forced to Fork Over NYT Legal Fees After Lawsuit Fail

 PRICEY 

The fees add up to a whopping $392,638.

POLITICS

2.  Barbra Streisand’s Gardener Got Paid With PPP Funds: Report

  ‘EXECUTIVE SUPPORT’ 

Barwood Films Ltd. received $200,000 in loans from the Paycheck Protection Program.

ENTERTAINMENT

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3.  ESPN Returns Emmy Statues Wrongly Obtained Under Fake Names

 ALL THAT GLITTERS 

The network gave back “dozens” of awards given to on-air talent ineligible to receive them, and issued an apology.

MEDIA

4.  Miley Stalker Allegedly Shows Up at House With Creepy Gift

 GET STUFFED 

Alexander Karddalian was arrested at the singer’s home, according to TMZ.

ENTERTAINMENT

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 NEW YEAR, FRESH START 

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5.  Biden Says Austin Should Have Disclosed His Hospitalization

 STAND BY YOUR MAN 

But the president said he had not lost confidence in his defense secretary.

POLITICS

6.  Hunter Biden’s Daughter Picks a Fight With MTG

 UM, ACTUALLY 

Naomi Biden hit back at the Georgia congresswoman for saying that her father “fled the scene” of a committee room after Greene started speaking.

POLITICS

7.  ‘Top Gun 3’ Is in the Works With Tom Cruise: Report

 JET SET 

Which maybe isn’t all that surprising given the mind-blowing success of “Maverick.”

ENTERTAINMENT

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8.  Brooklyn Synagogue Cleared While Tunnel Is Filled: Report

 FOR YOUR SAFETY 

Members of an ultra-Orthodox group dug a tunnel connecting at least four buildings in New York City’s Crown Heights neighborhood.

U.S. NEWS

9.  Oil Tanker Seized in U.S.-Iran Dispute Still Incommunicado

  THE SOUND OF SILENCE 

The armed men that seized the oil tanker appear to have disabled satellite communications systems on board.

WORLD

10.  Broke Ghislaine Maxwell Repping Herself in Court: Report

 PRO SE 

The disgraced socialite has also been forced to file documents—written via prison typewriter—through the mail because she isn’t allowed on a computer.

U.S. NEWS

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11.  Prince Joachim’s Wife, Kids to Skip New King’s Big Day

 SIBLING RIVALRY? 

The younger prince moved his family to Washington after his mother stripped his children of royal titles.

WORLD

12.  Armie Hammer and Fiancée Break Up After Quiet Engagement

 ‘A GENTLEMAN’ 

A woman named Marina Gris said that her “journey with Armie” had reached its end last month.

U.S. NEWS

13.  George Carlin’s Daughter Eviscerates New AI Comedy Special

 SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE 

“No machine will ever replace his genius,” Kelly Carlin said.

ENTERTAINMENT

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