1.  Trump Blacklists Billionaire From New Administration

 NOT INVITED 

Dimon never endorsed Trump, but was speculated as a potential pick for Secretary of the Treasury ahead of the election.

POLITICS

2.  Lindsey Vonn Makes Shock Announcement About Olympic Future

 GOING FOR GOLD 

Vonn recently had knee replacement surgery, prompting her re-entry to the sport.

U.S. NEWS

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3.  ‘Bear Attack’ Exposed as Insurance Fraudster in Animal Costume: Officials

 BEARLY BELIEVABLE 

Four people were arrested after they said a bear had damaged their cars—turns out the “bear” was a human in a costume.

U.S. NEWS

4.  Nikki Haley Says She Turned Down a Trump ‘Truce’ Request From His Golfing Buddy

 NO THANKS! 

Haley says she told Steve Witkoff, Trump’s longtime friend, that there was no need for a “truce” and that she didn’t want any quid pro quo from her former boss.

POLITICS

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5.  More Than 100 E. Coli Infections Now Linked to McDonald’s Outbreak

 NO ONIONS, PLEASE 

The CDC said the food safety concerns appeared to be over.

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6.  WATCH: NBA Star Narrowly Avoids Courtside Collision With Anne Hathaway

 KNICK OF TIME 

OG Anunoby, known for his defensive hustle, almost crashed into the star of “The Hustle.”

U.S. NEWS

7.  George Soros of the Right? That’ll Be Me, Says Elon Musk

 PUPPET MASTER 

The world’s richest man has attacked Soros in the past but now compares himself to the progressive billionaire.

POLITICS

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8.  Legendary NBA Coach Gregg Popovich Recovering From Stroke

 THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS 

The longtime Spurs head coach is expected to make a full recovery.

U.S. NEWS

9.  Dick Van Dyke, 98, Says He ‘Won’t Be Around’ for More Trump

 CHECK OUT TIME 

The 98-year-old actor seemed to reference his own impending death when asked about a second Trump presidency.

OBSESSED

10.  Melania Trump Doesn’t Mind Having Elon Musk Around Mar-a-Lago

 NEW FRIENDS 

Melania hasn’t spoken about him publicly, though a source told Page Six that she was a fan.

POLITICS

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11.  Fox’s Jesse Watters Boasts He Will Ask ‘Special Favors’ of Trump Admin

 ‘PROBABLY INAPPROPRIATE’ 

Watters highlighted a list of recent Trump nominees, claiming he was friends with them all.

MEDIA

12.  Dems Scramble After Trump’s ‘Joke’ About Unconstitutional Third Term

 POINT OF CLARIFICATION 

“I suspect I won’t be running again unless you say, ‘He’s so good we’ve got to figure something else out,’” Trump told House Republicans on Wednesday.

POLITICS

13.  ‘Air Bud’ Creator Avoids Homelessness After Donations Pour In

 THE KINDNESS OF STRANGERS 

Thanks to crowdfunding, Kevin DiCicco hopes to snag a studio apartment in San Diego and receive the medical care he needs.

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