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1. Trump Attempts to Use 18th Century Law to Allow Feds to Enter Homes Without a Warrant

 UNCONSTITUTIONAL? 

The Alien Enemies Act of 1798 could supersede Fourth Amendment rights.

POLITICS

2. Man Files Complaint After ChatGPT Falsely Says He Murdered His Kids

 VERY ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE  

“He was the father of two young boys, aged seven and 10, who were tragically found dead in a pond near their home,” ChatGPT responded when the man prompted the bot with his name.

WORLD

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3. White Couple Who Forced Adopted Black Kids to Work As ‘Slaves’ Sentenced to Prison

 JUSTICE WAS SERVED 

Jeanne Kay Whitefeather and Donald Lantz wil spend decades behind bars after they were convicted of human trafficking, child abuse, and neglect in January.

U.S. NEWS

4. ‘Little House on the Prairie’ Star Dies at 91

 RIP 

Actor Jack Lilley played a variety of roles on the iconic drama.

CULTURE

Lifepro’s At-Home Vibration Plate Is the Best Lymphatic Drainage Hack

 SHAKE IT OFF 

Vibration therapy offers a slew of wellness benefits.

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5. Rock Band Splits After Guitarist Stole Money and Put Bandmates’ Nudes Online

 NO LONGER GEL-LING 

“It’s affected us as human beings more than we can even attempt to explain, to the point of being completely unable to do the band anymore,” the band said.

U.S. NEWS

6. ‘Good Burger’ Star Dies After Cancer Battle at 52

 GONE TOO SOON 

The actor, who played a notorious Nickelodeon villain, recently discovered he had stage 4 cancer.

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7. Global Travel Plunged Into Chaos as Huge Fire Shuts Down London’s Heathrow Airport

 KNOCK-ON EFFECTS 

A fire at an electrical substation knocked out power at the world’s fifth-busiest airport.

WORLD

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8. Republican Minnesota State Senator Resigns After Teen Sex Sting Charge

 STEPPING DOWN 

Sen. Justin Eichorn chose to step down after being caught in a teen sex sting operation.

POLITICS

9. Kai Trump Drops to Dead Last Place at Prestigious Golf Tournament

 HOLE IN NONE 

Trump’s granddaughter sank to the lowest spot on the leaderboard after a disastrous first round.

U.S. NEWS

10. CBS Newscasters Say Goodbye to Their Shiny Times Square Studio

 PACKING UP 

The crew will return to their former home after only four years.

U.S. NEWS

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11. ‘Abbott Elementary’ Star Files for Divorce After Just 3 Years

 OVER AND OUT 

Quinta Brunson first confirmed her marriage during her 2022 Emmys acceptance speech.

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12. Former NFL Assistant Coach Hacked Systems for Athletes’ Intimate Pics

 BRING THE HAMMER DOWN 

Matt Weiss primarily targeted female college athletes, according to an indictment filed on Thursday.

U.S. NEWS

13. ‘The Last of Us’ Star Opens Up About Autism Diagnosis

 ‘FREEING’ 

Bella Ramsey revealed in an interview with British Vogue their recent diagnosis.

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