1.  Tennis Star Says Her Trophies Were Stolen After L.A. Fires

 STOLEN VALOR 

Many of the awards were in her vehicle until they could “safely move back home.”

U.S. NEWS

2.  Flyer Kicked Off Spirit Airlines Flight for Obscene Clothing

 NOT RUNWAY READY 

The Texas man was not dressed to impress.

U.S. NEWS

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3.  MTG Suggests More Nefarious Reason for Trump’s Indoor Inauguration

 CONSPIRACY THEORY AHEAD 

Marjorie Taylor Greene hinted at a more dangerous reason behind Monday’s inauguration being moved indoors.

POLITICS

4.  U.K. Parliament’s Bar to Close as Police Probe Spiked Drinks

 ‘INCREDIBLY CONCERNING’ 

A parliamentary researcher alerted bar staff in early January that her drink had been tampered with.

WORLD

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5.  L.A.’s Comeback Delayed by Toxic Fumes From Burning Teslas

 TOXIC WASTE 

Last year, the Tesla Model Y was the most popular car among L.A. buyers through September.

U.S. NEWS

6.  Joan Plowright, Renowned Actress and Widow of Laurence Olivier, Dies at 95

 LEGEND LOST 

The British actress won a Tony Award, two Golden Globes, and was nominated for both an Oscar and an Emmy.

OBSESSED

7.  Apple Pulls AI-Generated News Alerts After Wacky Headline Screw-Ups

 FAKE NEWS 

The feature churned out a series of falsehoods including that Donald Trump had endorsed a Democrat for president.

U.S. NEWS

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8.  China Sends a VIP to Trump’s Inauguration

 CLOSE TO THE TOP 

Chinese Vice President Han Zheng will attend the president-elect’s inauguration on Monday.

POLITICS

9.  Trump Team Reveals How They Really Feel About Michelle Obama’s Inauguration Snub

 WE’RE LAUGHING, ACTUALLY 

The former first lady’s office announced that she would be skipping out on Trump’s second inauguration earlier this week.

POLITICS

10.  Wendy Williams’ Attorney Dismisses Dementia Doubters

 A WORD 

The former talk show host’s attorney cautioned listeners not to be fooled by Williams' Breakfast Club interview.

OBSESSED

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11.  Joe Biden Is Expected to Leave TikTok’s Fate in Trump’s Hands

 TICK TOCK TICK TOCK 

A U.S. official tells the Associated Press that President Joe Biden won’t enforce the ban on Sunday.

MEDIA

12.  New York’s Democratic Mayor Makes Surprise Trip to Mar-a-Lago

 UNLIKELY ALLIANCE 

The mayor, who is facing federal corruption charges, is planning to meet with the president-elect on Friday, his office said.

POLITICS

13.  Donald Trump’s Inauguration Day Slated to Be Coldest in 40 Years

 BRR 

The president-elect’s Inauguration Day is slated to be one of the coldest since Ronald Reagan’s second inauguration in 1985.

POLITICS

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